Go to any public bathroom stall, and you can expect to find the following examples of vandalism:
- Violently, worryingly, busted door lock.
- Piss absolutely everywhere, except for in the toilet.
- Missing lavatory seat.
- Mysterious waist-high hole in the wall (I think they swap PEZ dispensers through it?).
- Scrawlings on the tiles, describing vague sexual threats with accompanying phone numbers.
None of these items were visible during my frequent visits to the filth-factories at PAX, but I did stumble upon the above inscription, which apparently is the closest to hardcore vandalism that 60,000+ geeks get. Yes, it's just "No More Heroes" scrawled on the wall, confident that you'll "get" it. This is perhaps the only time graffiti's been productive.
You GO, gamers!
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10:30 AM on 08.30.2011 | 
also way back when i was in primary school someone wrote on the wall with their own shit.
This might be the funniest thing you've ever written.
I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not, though it was made in good will. Take it as you like.
"here I sit al broken harted,
tried to shit and olny farted"
"there u sit all dum as hell,
tryed to write and canot spel"
Actually, have we reached the point yet where listing phone numbers in bathroom stalls is obsolete, replaced by facebook profiles or email addresses? It's got to be getting close.
"Hey, isn't that Jim Sterling, the destructoid writer guy?"
"Yeah... Why's he taking that camera into the bathroom with him..."
"It's probably to take pictures of his PEZ dispenser or something."
For a good time call Meryl - 140.15
Thats what some bathrooms I was say.