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This is not a joke, sir: Get your face in Street Fighter IV  photo

Before I actually explain this to you, I feel I need to just issue a warning for the sake of damage control. While flailing, you may destroy your computer, nearby consoles, or hit your mom or significant other in the face. What I would recommend is that you sit on your computer chair, tuck your hands under your butt, and try to keep spasms to a minimum. Now:

Your face could appear in STREET FIGHTER IV

The nerdgasm is seriously infinite here, so allow me to flesh out the details while you jack it. Capcom's Unity blog posted a call for fans to submit their story of why they should be in Street Fighter IV. You can send anything from a nude belly dancing telegram to a full Stephen Sondheim-style musical to explain it to them; just get it there by June 18th. I know, that's not much time. You may not sleep tonight.

Email your submissions to contest@capcom.com, along with your name, phone number, age and email address. As we speak, Mr. Destructoid is trying to find the words to send to Capcom himself. We think the robot head would make a nice contrast to Ryu's vast crotch bulge, you see.

[Thanks, Seth!]






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Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 17:32
Justin Villasenor
Mr. Destructoid being a character in Street Fighter IV would be the best thing EVER!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 17:34
Samit Sarkar
This would rock so hard.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 17:41
Tubatic
well . . . can we all write letters saying why Mr. Destructoid should appear in Street Fighter IV?
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 17:42
-PL-
Unfortunately, I think that's the front of his gi hanging down, not a crotch bulge. :(
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 17:46
Niero
That settles it! Get Mr. Destructoid into Street Fighter and I'll fly you to Miami to give you the helmet!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 17:51
Chad Concelmo
WHY, CROTCH BULGE, WHY?!
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 17:52
KMCC
I would much rather see Mr DToid than my face. Who would care to see some random person's face in SF?
CBunn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 17:56
CBunn
If some girl win that, she may sue after seeing the final result. I'm still not over the chun-li man hand fiasco
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 18:02
Qraze
bullshit pl, that's a manel toe if i never saw one. off topic, Colette, in half the blogs lately i can't get into, it'll load the person's name then go blank,refreshing does no good and my browser won't click the contact us/tech support. i use exclusively my ps3,( because internet tv is better than a monitor on my eyes ) but i've never had this problem before until the new site color change and its annoying not to be able to tell ha-puken to play tekken on fnf.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 18:06
Qraze
i might try and submit hillary clinton or bill w/ saxophone on back, special move=the not-milk milk mustache
Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 18:11
Blake
I'd try to get Mr. Destructoid into Street Fighter 4, but I'm kind of lazy at the moment.

Give me until the 17th.
Mista Smegheneghan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 18:12
Mista Smegheneghan
gah... why the bulge...? i may have some reeeeeally wierd dreams tonight, of the bad kind
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 18:13
Tubatic
I smell a Destructoid tag-on contest? maybe? email capcom, CC/bcc destructoid . . . win destructoid super swag in random drawing?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 18:18
Tubatic
Oh snap! or the helmet! :D
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 18:33
Rockvillian
Everyone join forces like in Independence Day!!! AIM FOR THE HOLE AIM FOR THE HOLE (while Will Smith and Goldblum do all the work and upload a virus- I mean, a picture of themselves in Mr. Destructoid helmets)
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 18:35
Gyrael
Wow. This is... what the hell.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 19:45
Cowboy TTop
I'll wave that flag of love for Capcom once more. What a great way to connect with your fans.

Mr Dtoid bot could go in, but I think Q from 3rd Strike would turn up to challenge him, for robot bragging rights.

Round one, fight!
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 19:49
Excel-2011
This isn't good enough. I need my complete character model in it or I'm not bothering.
iwontusemyname's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 19:49
iwontusemyname
Capcom: "Soul Calibur IV has Vader and Yoda. The nerds are orgasiming. How can we get in on this dork splooge.

Random Guy: "Sir...what about, for SFIV, we put the nerds THEMSELVES in the game."

Capcom: " I LIKE IT! You've been promoted to top cocaine retrieval boy!

Random Guy: "Woo Hoo!"


but seriously though. I vote putting Bill Murray in the game.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 19:52
Qraze
bill murray? seriously?
iwontusemyname's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 20:01
iwontusemyname
well, not lost in translation bill murray, obviously.

maybe groundhog's day bill murry. or stripes bill murry. you know, around there.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 20:02
Brian Szabelski
I'll do it, Niero. I will write you a glowing review.
iwontusemyname's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 20:07
iwontusemyname
oh wait. i change my mind.

Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 00:23
Char Aznable
Damn, not much time. I'll try to whip something up on behalf of Mr. Destructoid.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 02:09
Trevor McGee


We need Christopher Walken!

...and more cowbell.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 03:03
LarkOhiya
letter for the helmet's inclusion sent.
mosh57's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 08:53
mosh57
I find a web site that helps me to find a job in test video game <br><a href="http://testvideogames1.googlepages.com/" target=_blank> border=0 alt='test video games '><br><font size=1>test video games </font></a><br>
Yuphrum's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 09:02
Yuphrum
I've seen this "put your face in the video game" before with games like Goldeneye and Tony Hawks Underground.
I can't believe that games arn't using this feature more often
mosh57's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 09:10
mosh57
I find a web site that helps me to find a job in test video game http://testvideogames1.googlepages.com
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 13:32
Sharpless
CHRISTIAN BALE. DO IT.
DGX Goggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 17:53
DGX Goggles
Sending in my bland green face with PICTURE NOT AVAILABLE on top of it as we speak. Also including instructions for a plain black suit costume to be used in conjunction.
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 20:35
nicojay
WHY, MY FACE LOOKS LIKE A PENIS, WHY!

Best go with the destructoid helmet I guess.
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