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This is how many bullets it takes to kill a Tank in L4D2 photo

Did you know that it takes ten swings from a Frying Pan (8.5 seconds) to bring down an Expert-level Tank in Valve’s Left 4 Dead 2? Did you know it about five clips from an Assault Rifle, seven clips from a Silenced SMG, or three clips from a Military Sniper Rifle to do the same? If you’re not prowling the game’s official Steam message board, you probably didn’t know, so consider yourself educated.

And now consider yourself fortunate: Steam forum user “Urik” has created a sharp visual chart that displays weapon effectiveness (bullets to kill, time it takes) against these big and epic baddies, proving that not all weapons in L4D2 have been created equal. Not that we thought the Axe and the Combat Shotgun were one and the same ...

Full picture after the fold.

Left 4 Dead 2: Weapon Effectiveness vs Tank [Hellforge]








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Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 04:04
Chronic Logic
Jesus Christ, who'd thought that a baton is more dangerous than a gun?
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 04:10
Syn
I found my weapon of choice: THE AXE!
(Get it? Cuz their hands are too big)


wait i think i did that one wrong....
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 04:38
Vedicardi2
WOW @ police baton

I hope they don't patch that out lol

ehhhhhhh well I thought I had something else to say but I guess not
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 05:19
RAB
jeez dude I always thought the baton was the fucking lamest weapon in the game but it's the fucking strongest?

bullshit.
Pagster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 05:31
Pagster
It's not the strongest, just the quickest melee weapon
Starrynight's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 05:49
Starrynight
Melee weapons better than the guns? =/
framesbond's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 06:38
framesbond
Anyone idiot should know that most conventional firearm tactics are useless against zombies... automatics just waste a bunch of ammo unless fired directly into the brain, shotguns have stopping power but will only penetrate the skull at close range... melee weapons, on the other hand, are generally much easier to get a headshot with, and hence a kill. bludgeons are very effective against the undead as apposed to submachine guns which are not. Remember the goal is to shut off the brain, not to simply fill the body with lead, and you don't have to reload a baton.
John Jefferson Sia Sy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 06:39
John Jefferson Sia Sy
maybe the fire rate is just fast O_O
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 06:50
Chronic Logic
Conventional weapons ARE effective against zombies.
We have weapons that can obliterate buildings and turn tanks to hunks of metal.
Why should soft decaying zombies be any different?
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 07:01
Xzyliac
@framesbond
You say any idiot like zombies are a common occurence. What line of work do you have?
vitus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 07:09
vitus
brrraiiiinnssss
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 07:18
Havoc Fang
Zombie Survival Guide, my friends. When the apocalypse comes, I'll be on a boat North with a crowbar and a precise pistol.
Liberaliter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 07:31
Liberaliter
Wow, Left 4 Dead 2 has a lot of weapons O.o
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 07:58
Chris Carter
ANY IDIOT KNOWS THAT BOWS AND ARROWS ARE THE BEST DRAGON SLAYING EQUIPMENT BECAUSE BLAH BLAH.

Haha, Frames...
Andrew Gardnir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 08:16
Andrew Gardnir
@magnalon
brad nicholson is the best dragon slaying equipment
Avidgam3r's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 08:49
Avidgam3r
I can picture it now.... the whole team surrounding the tank with batons.

"Oh shit its the tank!"
"Don't worry, I got an idea... hehehe" *pulls out baton*

*shakes baton at tank* " Hey YOU where do you think you're going?"
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 09:25
Chronic Logic
The only thing worse than a baton is a gun that fires batons.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 09:59
BahamutZero
it may take the baton ten seconds to kill a tank but can you live long enough to kill it from that close up?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 10:00
Maurice Tan
Who knew that tanks do not oppress people in big squares, but are actually oppressed themselves by an oppressive weapon! Maybe it's meant as an artsy ingame commentary.. /brain explode
Jaysky0's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 10:03
Jaysky0
@Chronic Logic

That has got to be one of the greatest ideas for a gun ever. Next to the exploding mustachio firing pistol.
Peteru's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 10:11
Peteru
So assault rifles and sneaking from the back with a baton is most efficient way to get him.

BTW It feels like different meele weapon has different kill radius (for normal infected not tanks ofcourse) and different hit frequency. Baton is the fastest but how close do you have to be to get a hit with it, and how close for an axe?
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 11:08
Los255
One of my first ever Versus matches consisted of all 4 Survivors surrounding the Tank and the beat the shit out of him with Baseball bats.

It was the most unbelieveable thing Ive seen in the game. Of course, someone has to sacrifice themselves for distraction.
wardprod's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 11:13
wardprod
You can't run from the hand of justice ;>
Mr Pibb's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 11:37
Mr Pibb
@ Los255: That reminds me of this scene from Shaun of the Dead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0gSbcG1FI
(I couldn't a version with better sound quality)
Bigby's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 11:41
Bigby
Id much rather slice zombies and shit up Kenshin style with the katana. Much more satisfying to see them slice into bits with one swing. Now if only we could get some special moves for it.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 11:48
RenegadePanda
Explain to me, in realistic or fantasy terms, how a wooden guitar or baton or even the damned frying pan can cause any damage to a hulking mass of flesh with toughened skin and the like?

Thats like hitting a skyscraper with a newspaper and expecting it to fall.
VenatioDecorus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 12:27
VenatioDecorus
I don't know about you but I'd fall down if I got hit with a guitar
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 12:40
KingSigy
That is surprising that every melee weapon is the same amount, just different times.
Tet's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 12:57
Tet
@Xzyliac - I'm guessing he works for ZomCon
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 13:13
Mr Andy Dixon
Havoc Fang: Zombie Survival Guide, my friends. When the apocalypse comes, I'll be on a boat North with a crowbar and a precise pistol.

Don't forget to shave off your mullet. Zombies love long hair.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 13:16
Los255
@RenagadePanda

VIDEO GAMES
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 13:25
kefkaesque
I'd like to see someone actually try to take out a tank with just a melee weapon though.
dwtomek's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 13:54
dwtomek
So I'm guessing accuracy was not taken into account here? My understanding was that the AK was more powerful than the SIG. This would suggest that the SIG is more powerful if all shots fired hit the target.
Grand Theft gel hellrazor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 13:54
Grand Theft gel hellrazor
you do know its a l4d2 achievement? so its possible to do
Anastu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 14:39
Anastu
How can a melee weapon do more damage than a LAUNCHER THAT SHOOTS EXPLODING BALLS OF FIRE?
Lego's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 16:41
Lego
Every melee weapon does the same damage on tank, and the baton is the fastest melee, so...
CordableTuna's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 16:53
CordableTuna
New theory: "In a properly balanced game, all weapons feel powerless".
ObjectiveBelow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 16:54
ObjectiveBelow
Balance FTW.
b1zarr0's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2010 20:27
b1zarr0
I had actually almost taken out a tank with a melee weapon but then my teammate snuck in the last shot with a shotgun to get the kill (and to team kill me in the process >_<)
letshavecake's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 01:07
letshavecake
damn! a freaking stick can do so much
Lazerface84's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 02:21
Lazerface84
Beating a tank to death is the most satisfying thing ever.
Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 04:57
Nexus
so reading this, the survivors should grab melee weapons and beat the bejeezus out of tanks ... new strategy that ... not convinced though.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 08:05
lewness
Mr. Max Brooks, are you getting all this?
framesbond's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 09:33
framesbond
i took out a tank by myself. my bud and i were going for the achievement so we killed the AI and then he got incapped right when the tank showed up, so i killed the tank with an ax... it worked because the tank AI is no longer set to focus on pounding one person to death so i'd hit him, he'd hit me, then run the other way, then i'd hit him, he'd hit me, run the other way and i had time to heal, so i just bashed the mu+h4 with an ax.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2010 03:38
Excel-2011
Interesting find given that police batons are designed to be non-fatal.
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