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This happened: Nintendo patents horseback-riding peripheral photo

When Nintendo announced the Wii Vitality Sensor at E3 earlier this year, I was in shock. Sitting behind me in at the event, a woman exclaimed, "This is happening," clearly not believing what she was seeing and hearing. 

Now imagine the reactions if Nintendo had revealed a Horseback Riding Saddle peripheral for the Wii. Let that soak in for a second. A horseback riding peripheral. Done? Well, believe it or not, this is something Nintendo has considered seriously enough to file a patent with the European patent office. 

The patent describes an inflatable seat with a pocket for the Wii Remote, which is used to sense movement using the controller's accelerometer. It goes on to describe possible applications, including animal riding (horse, bull, camel... giant eagle... uh, dragon) and hang gliding or motorcycles. Detailed is an example of the Wii displaying the back of a horses head, with players raising their hand for "balance as in Bronco riding, a lasso, a sword, or other weapon, etc."

That picture up there is actually an image from the patent; this isn't a joke. More details and images of this concept at Siliconera.








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Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:06
Andrew Kauz
So, apparently this game is marketed at very old midgets who wear pajamas all the time?
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:07
The Prodigal Son
Next thing you know, Nintendo will make a sibian. Talk about first person POV...
Crabman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:07
Crabman
I'M ON A HORSE.
xenon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:09
xenon
a creepy, balding child is the perfect companion for this abomination. The sybian evolution seems promising, though.
n1k0l4's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:11
n1k0l4
@The Prodigal Son
My thoughts exactly.
Wii is freaking me out right now. What will evil Nintendo patent next, I ask?
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:12
Gyrael
I don't know sometimes...
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:13
Discarded Couch Sandwich
How sexual...
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:18
Super Drybones
............................................Tony Hawk is forgiven
madfigs's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:19
madfigs
Chad Concelmo's Dolphin Rider™ confirmed for WiiWare, Q2 2010
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:21
silvain
I lol'ed.
dj-anon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:22
dj-anon
OMG, any rumoured release date? Day one for me.
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:26
SuitcoatAvenger


Open your mind, people.
Losari's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:32
Losari
Dumb idea, or huge success.
Rekai's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:35
Rekai
What happened to the Nintendo that listens to the fans?! ..Oh wait.
iPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:35
iPwn
@ SuitcoatAvenger

Okay... you win, if Nintendo releases a game called RaptorRider or RaptorRacing, this could very well be a must buy, lol.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 10:37
-PL-
Too bad they won't.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 11:00
Sam Spectre
The sequel to Remote Masseuse just got a lot more interesting.
Klempky's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 11:16
Klempky
Oh gosh. The fact that I think that the diagram child looks strikingly like Quentin Tarantino to me doesn't help the image I already had in my mind of a riding lump. D:
n1k0l4's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 11:19
n1k0l4
It'll definetly cach on with the girls, if it has force feedback...
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 11:20
Holyetheline
I bet they are doing this for the new Zelda.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 11:21
Mr Wrighty 987
@SuitcoatAvenger
You sir have won one internet
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 11:24
Emrah
This will outsell halo.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 11:25
Niero
Is this a scene from Akira?
h5e5l5l5o5's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 11:36
h5e5l5l5o5
Stupid that the put a P on it, like sony would use it? Well they probably would, sony copies everything possible, anyway. This could actually be pretty cool when you think about it, maybe it would effect racing games or something, but it also sounds stupid. Did Nintendo lock Miyamoto in a cage, while Reggie and soccer mom took over?
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 11:46
wanderingpixel
I"M ON A HORSE MUTHERF@#KER!
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 11:57
TriplZer0
You're back is going to get so sore from having to sit like that and possibly leaning from side to side.

RaptorRider would be awesome though. I'm thinking Twisted Metal type weapons and combat meets dinosaurs. Or maybe just GTA style riding around on a mother-effing dinosaur eating people.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 12:02
Kyle MacGregor
Does it come with a rumble pack?

If so, Sex Game confirmed for the Homebrew Channel.
wolverine's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 12:09
wolverine
That is the dumbest thing ever. Keep making shovel ware for the Wii Nintendo...
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 13:11
Los255
"Chad Concelmo's Dolphin Rider™ confirmed for WiiWare, Q2 2010"

Game of the Year confirmed.
Shadowstew's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 13:29
Shadowstew
Fallout 3: Giddyup Buttercup Edition
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 13:56
Crunshii
this just reminded me as why nintendo sucks :(
shogunu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 14:05
shogunu
Hahaha!!!

Just if you need any more proof that Nintendo is bonkers.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 14:10
Velt
another pedo-war weapon released!!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 16:09
Monodi
LOL
Vigilante8's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 16:15
Vigilante8
Somehow I just started to wish that Epona don't appear on the next Zelda...
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 16:17
mix
I think this is how the porn industry will slowly creep onto the Wii.

Riding Betty will NOT be a kids game.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 16:57
Artemus
Oh. No.
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 18:03
Kalmah
Next thing you know they will patent a cordless Jump Rope peripheral.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2009 19:05
lewness
Try reading the article about "platinum" games. Then read this.

OK, I got the phone. 9...1...
NESgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2009 02:25
NESgamer
This is Nintendo, i'm not surprised to see something as this. If exercising with the Wii was dumb enough now this is just absurd.
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