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This Guitar Hero: Van Halen box art is deemed superior photo

Guitar Hero: Van Halen just sort of appeared on store shelves and nobody seemed to really care. However, if the box art looked more like this perhaps it would have been worth talking about. A bored GameStop employee not only produced a drawing of Van Halen that's more accurate than any photograph, but also wrote a very accurate bit of blurb on the back. 

Here's a small section of the rather brilliant summary:

Guitar Hero: Van Halen by ACTIVISION is the same as Guitar Hero: World Tour (an ACTIVISION game) and ACTIVISION Presents: Guitar Hero: Metallica, but this game is full of Van Halen songs! Well, mostly Van Halen, along with some of your other favorites like Blink 182 and alter bridge. You like those bands, right?

If Activision had packaged Van Halen with this cover instead of whatever it is they went with, I'd have bought two copies, easily. 

Amazing custom ‘Guitar Hero: Van Halen’ game case spotted at Game Stop [Albotas]

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PhillipCheeseSteak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 08:23
PhillipCheeseSteak
i actually thought this was the best guitar hero,

after this one it seems like they started messing with the mechanics and the songs dindt translate well musically. i know its not about what musically makes sense but the new ones just seem fucked up.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 08:26
Xzyliac
Coming from the resident peripheral based music game fanboy and local "No srsly guis spn-offs R kewl," believer I can safely say Guitar Hero: Van Halen was the worst game of 2009. Not even worth it to play Eruption. And I got it for free.

Serioisly though they made fucking Eruption not fun to play. It's a mad world.

And you left out the best part:

You like those bands, right? ACTIVISION knows you do because ACTIVISION says you do!
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 08:33
Isay Isay
Must not...link to...Dr. Rockzo video...
Jared Ari's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 08:40
Jared Ari
ACTIVISION!!!
Br0th3rGr1mm's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 08:40
Br0th3rGr1mm
Hmmm...looking at the song list for the game, it's really not half bad. I seriously love the early Van Halen years and some of the alternate (non-VH) tracks are quite good picks. However, the fact that they totally dissed Sammy Hagar makes it a NEVER BUY for me. I agree the band was totally different with Sammy and I seriously think they should have used the name Van Hagar for those years. That doesn't take away from the fact that they put out great music during that time and to ignore it is just more of Eddie Van Halen's childish and moronic character flaws on display. The very definition of a prima-donna tool.
koehler83's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 08:53
koehler83
It's Eddie's band, always was, always will be. It's Van Halen, regardless who's putting their lackluster vocals at the front. It's always been about Eddie's guitar. He should have just sent those prima donna bitches packing years ago and went instrumental.
Perfidious Sinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 09:06
Perfidious Sinn
That game was truly ridiculous. Getting to the "flashback" venue where you play as classic Van Halen was cool...until I saw UNBORN WOLFGANG VAN HALEN on bass. I couldn't play the game after that. I was laughing too hard to focus.
HoodedMiracle's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 09:09
HoodedMiracle
Send this to Activision STAT
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 09:11
Xzyliac
@PhillipChesseSteak
Huh? This is the last Guitar Hero to come out. Came out 2 weeks ago.
Comrade Snarky's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 09:34
Comrade Snarky
Who published GH: Van Halen, anyway?
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 09:47
DrRockso
KKKKKKYEEEEAAAAH!
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 09:55
zombiekiller13
I woke up with a...clown's hand...in my pants. That's...that's what I did today.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 10:32
akathatoneguy
@ Perfidious-

Your "UNBORN WOLFGANG VAN HALEN" line made me laugh out loud. So true. Kudos to you, good sir.
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 10:56
Infinitys End
CA-CA-CA-COCAINE!!!
Greylocke's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 10:56
Greylocke
I used to do that too with the cases. When ever someone traded in a game that had no case, I'd draw a cryptic picture on the cover hoping someone would get it.

I just hate the face that it seemed lack luster on the content side of things. I play random song, and watch random facts about said song as the computer auto plays it. The only thing I heard that Eddie/Alex had a say in for this game was when they said they wanted Wolfgang to play bass.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 11:03
Char Aznable


I DO COCAINE!!!!!
Avalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 11:27
Avalon
My copy of Megaman Legends came without a box so me and my freind fixed that:




Also this is brilliant:

LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 11:51
LsTr Of SmG
I'd have bought it with that cover - doubly so now it's internet famous. the eBay resell value would be phenomenal!

He now just needs to add a 'AS SEEN ON DESTRUCTOID. DESTRUCTOID!!!!!' sticker.
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 11:54
Infinitys End
HAHAH I love the little hopping cloud of dust from the ledge!
The MM Legends box is like a BILLION times better than the real one.

Also -- @Char -- if you stare at that too long, you go into a trance.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 12:36
KingSigy
Hahaha. At least the thing is honest, this way.
Brandnamecommercial's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 13:28
Brandnamecommercial
Covers like that and Avalon51's should happen more often. God those are great.
Jaffacakelover's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 13:45
Jaffacakelover
I bought a bunch of used budget games, then re-did their covers... in Photoshop.
They look neater than these, but have absolutely none of their charm.
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