Well, here's a swing and a miss by EA's marketing department -- an overly Australian attempt at teaching us FIFA 14's celebrations "Oz Style". It's about as insufferably embarrassing as an advertisement can get. And that's before they rip off "Gangnam Style".
To everyone that made it through all two minutes and change, I'm deeply sorry. So, so sorry.
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