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Gee, the Assassin Order really loves to hook 'em young. Little Miss Murder-Machine is only four-years-old, and already she is scaling heights and soaring like an eagle!

Assassin's Creed-Baby Creed (4 Years Old Girl) [YouTube]








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Tony Ponce (aka megaStryke) is a culturally confused, Canadian-born Puerto Rican who grew up in Japan and South Florida ... yet can only speak English. He specializes in writing features and maintaining an immaculate goatee. Likes: Any and all things related to Mega Man, Contra, Castlevania, 2D, PB&J sandwiches, applesauce, and candy corn. Meet the rest of the team



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Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 18:37
Epic-Kx
I wanna see a kid cosplay as gordon freeman, complete with HEV and crowbar
Faux Furry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 18:40
Faux Furry
I repeat:Beware the cute ones.
bastardmaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 19:05
bastardmaster
To chicken shit for a flip? Lame.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 19:08
Los255
Disappointed because there was no Leap of Faith into a ball pit.
Henriquegds's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 19:09
Henriquegds
cute, i just hope that the family continue to support this
VashTS's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 20:21
VashTS
Cute, but that kid could have cracked her head open easily on the corner of that PC case next to that cushion. Terrible parenting is terrible.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 21:20
Arttemis
This is amazing!
Isshak Ferdjani's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 21:39
Isshak Ferdjani
MAJOR bonus points for lupe fiasco!
VolksONER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 21:56
VolksONER
bastardmaster: To chicken shit for a flip? Lame.

Quote of the day!
D4rth Man7iz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 22:06
D4rth Man7iz
So cute :)
RockWallofMight359's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 22:19
RockWallofMight359
It's adorable and all, but am I the only one who legitimately worried for her physical safety during some of those jumps?
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2011 22:35
CelicaCrazed
D'awwww-.........
*shanked by cuteness*
Stephanie K's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2011 01:51
Stephanie K
I use to jump from our couch to our loveseat pretending to be Lara Croft.

I got yelled at. ;_;
Noir Trilby's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2011 07:46
Noir Trilby
D'awwwwwwwwwwwww.
CommanderPoopypants's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2011 10:54
CommanderPoopypants
Is that ur gf Tony?
Krahsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2011 11:00
Krahsh
@VashTS; no kidding
it's super cute, but as a parent i cringed when she jumped to the cushion. not because of the jump but because that'd be a REALLY lame way to lose an eye.
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