Pictured is a set of Super Mario fingernails that I am sure somebody, somewhere, thinks is really awesome and cool. I personally think it's grotesque and I feel incredibly queasy just looking at them. It doesn't help that the fingers look like they belong to an eighty-year-old woman.
Seriously, imagine an old granny with fingernails like those. While wearing nothing but a lacy black bra and thong panties. That she has soiled. Yeah, somehow those nails don't look so awesome anymore, do they? I really think if I keep looking at these, I'm going to be sick all over my hands and shirt.
Anyway, who wants a set of nails like this?
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11:40 AM on 09.14.2009
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Gross fingers, yes, but the detail on those is sick.
I feel as though your comment has extra oomph, given your username and the topic at hand.
Now, a hot chick with the 8 Robot Masters from Megaman 2 on her nails...that's fucking sexy.
The lovely thing about high resolution and hd is that it brings out every tiny little flaw you would normally never even notice.
I think the "eighty-year-old woman" allegations go a bit too far. You'll never know what kind of job the girl in question has.
Decent artwork, disgusting medium.
And it's a mighty fine job, too. Just because I wouldn't want it on my own fingernails doesn't mean I can't appreciate it.
Christ, she didn't even have the decency to match the scheme. Just a clusterfuck of colors and things.
The lovely thing about high resolution and hd is that it brings out every tiny little flaw you would normally never even notice.
Dude, those look like burn victim hands.
Kinda looks like Christy Alley, or however you spell her name.
[img]http//www.undinestudios.com/janet.PNG[/img]
Name is Janet Riffe, well-known for her nail art.
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