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These Super Mario fingernails make me want to vomit photo

Pictured is a set of Super Mario fingernails that I am sure somebody, somewhere, thinks is really awesome and cool. I personally think it's grotesque and I feel incredibly queasy just looking at them. It doesn't help that the fingers look like they belong to an eighty-year-old woman.

Seriously, imagine an old granny with fingernails like those. While wearing nothing but a lacy black bra and thong panties. That she has soiled. Yeah, somehow those nails don't look so awesome anymore, do they? I really think if I keep looking at these, I'm going to be sick all over my hands and shirt. 

Anyway, who wants a set of nails like this?


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GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:42
GamesAreArt
Agreed, those nails are nasty
Arianol's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:44
Arianol
Super long fingernails are creepy, anyway... I can't help but to think how much it'll hurt when they come off.
gore on the floor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:45
gore on the floor
I guess I'll be the nasty motherfucker who thinks those are kinda awesome.

Gross fingers, yes, but the detail on those is sick.
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:45
Overcrowd
@GamesAreArt

I feel as though your comment has extra oomph, given your username and the topic at hand.
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:47
Everyday Legend
It's a cool concept, but a little too much. That and her hands are crypt-keeper-esque.

Now, a hot chick with the 8 Robot Masters from Megaman 2 on her nails...that's fucking sexy.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:47
Elsa
definitely nasty. I never understood the allure of ultra-long fingernails. It makes it difficult to be anything more than a useless princess who can't do anything.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:48
Naim Master
@aurion
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:48
TheStripe
The detail is really good, but the hit that some people will spend money on blows my fucking mind.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:48
MrSadistic
oh lawd
Guttlesswonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:51
Guttlesswonder
Those nails are pretty amazing. Just think about those things digging into your back during some really dirty sex.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:51
PappaDukes
Chad Almasy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:57
Chad Almasy
Who cares about sex appeal? The fact that those exist at all is awsome. and, honestly, all of you, look at your hands REALLY up close. Take a picture of them, or anything up close, with a decent digital camera.

The lovely thing about high resolution and hd is that it brings out every tiny little flaw you would normally never even notice.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:57
Diverse
Painted nails are pretty fucking disgusting to begin with. Shit looks so gross. The only thing I can tolerate when it comes to fingernail decoration is french tips.
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:00
Gobun
Shits dank son
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:00
Takeshi
It's horrible. I hate fake nails and all that jazz. Maybe if it were Manhunt nails or something I would dig it.

I think the "eighty-year-old woman" allegations go a bit too far. You'll never know what kind of job the girl in question has.
ToxinBlackheart's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:01
ToxinBlackheart
For me, it's a personal issue, but nails just disgust me in general. I have to keep my own fingernails trimmed at all times, and seeing these monstrosities makes me want to vomit up my morning coffee.

Decent artwork, disgusting medium.
jayterror's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:20
jayterror
thanks for the mental image :(
DLord25's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:22
DLord25
Its grotesque to have those fingernails but its perfectly fine to have a contest where people (read: HAIRY DUDES) wear thongs for entry? I looked for the link but could not find it, might have been Joystiq in which case nevermind. My photographic memory tells me it's damned sure it was here.
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:29
runtheplacered
I'm not really sure why people are saying these are "gross".. although I'm not a 13 year old girl, either. So, who knows. It's just paint. Big deal.

And it's a mighty fine job, too. Just because I wouldn't want it on my own fingernails doesn't mean I can't appreciate it.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:32
Los255
Why? Answer that for me.

Christ, she didn't even have the decency to match the scheme. Just a clusterfuck of colors and things.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:32
BenHaskett
@ Chad Almasy -

The lovely thing about high resolution and hd is that it brings out every tiny little flaw you would normally never even notice.

Dude, those look like burn victim hands.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:49
BenHaskett
Not 80 years old, confirmed.

Kinda looks like Christy Alley, or however you spell her name.

[img]http//www.undinestudios.com/janet.PNG[/img]
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:51
BenHaskett
*slaps own face*

Name is Janet Riffe, well-known for her nail art.

Igniti0n's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:52
Igniti0n
Her thumb looks like a dick
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:53
Occams electric toothbrush
Ugh, it looks like her fingers are eating my childhood memories.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:56
Char Aznable
BenHaskett, thanks for compelling me to Google Image search "burn victim hands." God damn.
Kismet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 13:19
Kismet
I honestly think these nails are very well done! However I think instead of doing different scenes from the game, all of the fingers should be of the same level, like her pinky and her middle finger, just to keep with the consistency. It would have looked less tacky that way.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 13:29
brainderailment
Goatse got press ons I see. Those are gonna hurt the inside of his ass for sure. Probably what he wants though, like one guy one jar.
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 13:32
KrazyKraut
lol....the nintendo fanboys are dreaming about to get a handjob by this hands....dont they?
PortugePunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 13:46
PortugePunk
um.. ew.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 13:52
BenHaskett
@ char -

you're welcome!
Zepwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 14:06
Zepwich
Those look really uncomfortable. The ends of them look like they're scratching off her cuticles
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 14:24
Holyetheline
want a han job?
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 15:16
ace of knaves
I can't watch porn when the woman has long nails. If I stumbled upon a video of a woman with these, I might just have to stop all together.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 15:20
PappaDukes
@Holytheline - what's a [/i]han[/i] job?
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 15:39
Char Aznable
PappaDukes, you interested? $5 make you holla.
nakedstud's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 16:52
nakedstud
the thought of a really fat guy wearing a monocle is a lot worse than an old chick with these finger nails
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 16:55
PappaDukes
@Char - Stranger danger! I need an adult! ;-)
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:23
Kalmah
I'd hit it.
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:31
andycadaver
The nails are pretty awesome looking, actually. I don't know what all of you are talking about. Sure, they aren't really attractive, but the detail is pretty cool. So sure, I am that someone, somewhere that thinks these are cool, and awesome. Thanks.
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