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These Pokemon would have no problems murdering you


5:00 AM on 11.20.2013



If Pokemon were real, how powerful would they be? Turns out, they'd be crazy powerful. YouTuber VSauce3 took a surprisingly in-depth and macabre look at three different Pokemon in X and Y that could definitely kill a person, and it certainly reinforces what fragile beings we are.

For instance, if you were made of four-inch thick steel, Blastoise would only need to be operating at one-third capacity from one of his water cannons to put a hole in you. Yeah. Don't f*ck with Blastoise.





Add a shiny Gengar to your Pokémon collection photo


Trick or treat with a Super-Size Pumpkaboo, courtesy of Nintendo photo


At long last, I'll be able to get a shiny Gengar photo


You aren't at PAX? Let Max Scoville give you the tour photo


Claim your Poké Ball Pattern Vivillon in Pokémon X/Y while you can photo


Pinsir and Heracross are part of the next Pokémon distribution event photo


Modified 3DS hardware created for Twitch Plays Pokémon X photo


Best Buy is doing buy one, get one for 3DS games this week photo


You can now download the Fancy Vivillon in Pokémon X/Y photo


Mega Blaziken joins the S.H. Figuarts line photo


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1:15 PM on 10.13.2014
Add a shiny Gengar to your Pokémon collection

Now through October 26, you'll be able to score a shiny Gengar holding Gengarite, the stone necessary for its Mega Evolution, at GameStop. Simply bring in your copy of either Pokémon X or Y for a free redeemable code....more



8:00 PM on 10.01.2014
Trick or treat with a Super-Size Pumpkaboo, courtesy of Nintendo

Just in time for Halloween, you can now pick up a Super-Size Pumpkaboo in Pokémon X and Pokémon Y via the Nintendo Network. Right now, all you need to do to receive this Pokémon is connect to the internet...more



12:45 PM on 09.08.2014
At long last, I'll be able to get a shiny Gengar

Gengar only became my favorite Pokémon in the last few years, but now that it's my bestie, I don't see that ever changing. (Sorry, Feraligatr.) Matter of fact, I'd even be willing to step foot in a GameStop for a distr...more



10:30 PM on 08.31.2014
You aren't at PAX? Let Max Scoville give you the tour

PAX Prime 2014 is winding down, but that doesn't mean those of us at home can't pretend like we are there, stalking Max Scoville as he roams the show floor. I was going to give a detailed play-by-play of the video here, but ...more



2:15 PM on 08.06.2014
Claim your Poké Ball Pattern Vivillon in Pokémon X/Y while you can

I didn't get into collecting all of the uniquely-patterned Vivillons in Pokemon X/Y but I did quite like that one with the Poké Ball design that was given out earlier this year in France. (And I don't think it was a si...more



10:00 PM on 08.01.2014
Pinsir and Heracross are part of the next Pokémon distribution event

The next Pokémon distribution event isn't terribly exciting. From August 13 through September 17, Pokémon X players can get Heracross and Y players can get Pinsir through the Internet. More importantly, GameStop...more



2:30 PM on 07.25.2014
Modified 3DS hardware created for Twitch Plays Pokémon X

It was slightly surprising to hear that the Twitch Plays Pokémon community is still active if for no other reason than I thought folks would have beaten all of the games by now. Not quite! There's still Pokémon ...more



10:45 AM on 07.21.2014
Best Buy is doing buy one, get one for 3DS games this week

Like the DS before it, the 3DS is becoming one of my favorite platforms. Now that we are several years into its life, it has a pretty great selection of first and third-party games. There are enough now that I have fallen beh...more



5:00 PM on 07.07.2014
You can now download the Fancy Vivillon in Pokémon X/Y

100 million trades have been made through the Global Trade Station in Pokémon X and Y and, as promised, Game Freak is handing out Fancy Pattern Vivillons for the milestone. Nice job, all! The distribution event has com...more



11:00 PM on 06.23.2014
Mega Blaziken joins the S.H. Figuarts line

The Pokémon S.H. Figuarts line is growing, with the addition of Mega Blaziken. Mega Blaziken is the second Pokémon figure to join the lineup after Lucario, and it looks like it means business. Blaziken seems lik...more




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10:30 PM on 08.12.2014
Full Skylanders Trap Team game hitting tablets too

Skylanders Trap Team is heading to mobile devices as well! And like, the full actual game. Activision is claiming console-quality graphics, and it even comes with its own high performance controller. This is huge! This will a...more



10:30 AM on 08.06.2014
Bravely Second figure comes with a DLC code for the game

Although Bravely Second is still a ways from being released, Square Enix has shown off a prototype figure of the game's protagonist, Magnolia Arch. The Bravely Second Magnolia figure stands 9.45 inches tall and is claimed to ...more



9:00 AM on 08.05.2014
Jakks Pacific plans articulated Nintendo figure line

Jakks Pacific plans to expand its Nintendo line, which started with Micro Land versions of some of your favorite Nintendo characters. Initial offerings will include a 4-inch Mario, Yoshi, and Link, and a 6-inch Bowser and Don...more



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