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These Pokemon would have no problems murdering you

Nov 20 // Brett Makedonski    @Donski3

Magikarp didn't make the cut

If Pokemon were real, how powerful would they be? Turns out, they'd be crazy powerful. YouTuber VSauce3 took a surprisingly in-depth and macabre look at three different Pokemon in X and Y that could definitely kill a person, and it certainly reinforces what fragile beings we are.

For instance, if you were made of four-inch thick steel, Blastoise would only need to be operating at one-third capacity from one of his water cannons to put a hole in you. Yeah. Don't f*ck with Blastoise.


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