Rapper/producer/singer Kanye West is probably not like us. He travels the world performing for millions of people; sometimes he make them wait for hours. He, I can only assume, sleeps with a different supermodel -- maybe three or four -- in every city he visits. He makes more money breathing into a microphone than most people make in a year working 9-to-5 jobs that spill over into 50-plus-hour work weeks.

But maybe he's more like you than us that we think. For instance, he links to our sister-site Japanator on his personal blog. He makes videos like this and puts them on the Internet like it's normal. And when he was 12-years-old, he made a perverted version of Mario Bros. on his home computer.

"My game was very sexual," he tells Details magazine for a recent article, "The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas."

It sounds silly, totally juvenile. But do you think this s**t was easy?

"You'd have to draw in and program every little step," he laments. "It literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."

Sure it did, Kanye. Sure it did.

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Diverse

Truly a pioneer in the video game industry.

Zombutler

Kanye West and Lupe Fiasco are the only good rappers alive. Period. I hate almost all rap, but I love those two.

ian_esq

K West

Diverse

@Zombuffer: Please, don't tell me you are serious.



If you ever need me to prove to you how wrong you are, just drop me a line.

-PL-

I wonder what he used... probably klik and play.

Sam Spectre

I fuckin love Kanye.

eternalplayer2345

I rarely if ever hear his stuff but any dude that samples daft punk and visits Jtor is good in my book.

tazarthayoot

OH YEAH NICK CHESTER!?

YOU TRY WRITING 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 3 SUMMERS!@

tazarthayoot

ER, DRAWING 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 3 SUMMERS

Amaru

Too bad the only good mainstream rapper left is now going into fashion :(

lyfeforce

@tazarthayoot
The first was funnier. I fell over in my chair.

Daxelman

Zombutler has obviously never listened to the badassery that is Oh No.

Xhumation

I must say I found this hilarious

Jon2309

I just hate rap. Period.

Anyway, you have to admire the amount of effort he put into this, especially considering he was only making Super Dong Brothers. Which it is still beyond me why.

bahss

I love me some Kanye, Lupe, and Royce Da 5'9". But, Still, Kanye should stick to music.

Murphimaniac

Since when did Mario have ghosts?

007

Tazar
I see what you did thur.

Chronic Logic

Oh wow, that's fucking disturbing. A perveted child making perverted mods, that's very... perverted. This also explains a lot...

faultymoose

RAP. Retards Attempting Poetry.

Not to mention, way classy to throw a tanty when you don't win "Best film clip". This guy is a wank. The whole genre is wank.

YAY I'M A MIDDLE TO UPPER CLASS WHITE KID FROM THE BURBS WHO IDENTIFIES WITH A BLACK POCKET PHILOSOPHISING POLITICAL-ACTIVISM-WANNABE COCKSPANK RAPPER FROM ATLANTA.

F Whipple

@murphimaniac

Boos?

I want to know what kind of power-ups he had going. Instead of the fire flower did he have gonorrhea?

SuperDave479

Now we know the real problem....

GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT SUPER DONG BROS.

MechaMonkey

The penis had little eyes and feet.

pixelpunx

Aaron Linde = Kanye West?!?!

AlucardX24

cuz itz louis vatton dime nite.. n we gon do everythang dat kan liek (In this case, retarded game sex.)

smurfee mcgee

Dtoid hates rap. you are bias. jerks
jk That's pretty funny. don't pretend you never imagined or have seen a dirty game.

bleep

Whoa Back Up,
there were ghosts in Super Mario Brothers?

pendelton21

Is it wrong of me to want to play this? Also, is it ok for me to not wear pants right now?

a

One who plays piano is a pianist.
One who plays cello is a cellist.
Thus, one who raps is a rapist.

classybot

Can this be a Podtoid discussion that's tied into Linde's Triple A Game?

bloodylip

Very disappointed by the lack of Tracy Jordan references.

Clance

Aaron Linde = A fraud.

Joe Burling

I <3 Kanye, but I could have done without that last album. I can't stand synthetic vocals. Malo, Kanye! MALO!

Looptron

Last album was a real piece of crap compared to his others but Kanye is an anime head and video game dude. Didn't anyone pay attention to who was in the Stronger video and what the entire thing referenced?

Soulwax

Loving some of the music elitism going on up in hurr