Rapper/producer/singer Kanye West is probably not like us. He travels the world performing for millions of people; sometimes he make them wait for hours. He, I can only assume, sleeps with a different supermodel -- maybe three or four -- in every city he visits. He makes more money breathing into a microphone than most people make in a year working 9-to-5 jobs that spill over into 50-plus-hour work weeks.
But maybe he's more like you than us that we think. For instance, he links to our sister-site Japanator on his personal blog. He makes videos like this and puts them on the Internet like it's normal. And when he was 12-years-old, he made a perverted version of Mario Bros. on his home computer.
"My game was very sexual," he tells Details magazine for a recent article, "The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas."
It sounds silly, totally juvenile. But do you think this s**t was easy?
"You'd have to draw in and program every little step," he laments. "It literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."
Sure it did, Kanye. Sure it did.
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9:00 PM on 02.19.2009
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The first was funnier. I fell over in my chair.
Anyway, you have to admire the amount of effort he put into this, especially considering he was only making Super Dong Brothers. Which it is still beyond me why.
I see what you did thur.
Not to mention, way classy to throw a tanty when you don't win "Best film clip". This guy is a wank. The whole genre is wank.
YAY I'M A MIDDLE TO UPPER CLASS WHITE KID FROM THE BURBS WHO IDENTIFIES WITH A BLACK POCKET PHILOSOPHISING POLITICAL-ACTIVISM-WANNABE COCKSPANK RAPPER FROM ATLANTA.
Boos?
I want to know what kind of power-ups he had going. Instead of the fire flower did he have gonorrhea?
GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT SUPER DONG BROS.
jk That's pretty funny. don't pretend you never imagined or have seen a dirty game.
there were ghosts in Super Mario Brothers?
One who plays cello is a cellist.
Thus, one who raps is a rapist.