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There is no Zelda timeline, stop trying photo

For years people have been trying to piece together a time line for The Legend of Zelda. With stories this epic there has to be an overarching time line, right? They can't just be plopping us down in a random world, with a random Link every time. A few months ago YouTube user ocarinahero10 tried to piece together a theory on the time line of Zelda. He used the (evidently) widely accepted "split time line" theory in which there are two Zelda time lines that are created in Ocarina of Time. One of these time lines leads to the Wind Waker games and the other leads to the NES games. It's actually a pretty well done vid on the subject and you can check it out after the break.

Evidently the video got a bit of traction (despite us not hearing about it for two months) and ocarinahero10 decided to send it into Nintendo to see if he could get a response. They replied with what is pretty clearly a stock response, but that stock response should really put an end to the question of how everything fits together as it read, "there isn't a true frame or reference or time line possible for the series." That's right, it's just a bunch of random adventures without any truly direct ties (well, except for the direct sequels one assumes). There is no time line.

ocarinahero10 is a little upset about this, but for me it makes sense. The Zelda games aren't about Hyrule and Link and Zelda and Ganon, but what they stand for. As I've discussed before in a previous incarnation, each character and the world in general are just symbols for heroism, knowledge and power. It's these themes that tie the Zelda games together, not an overarching timeline. Still, a bit of me is kind of sad, and is just hoping that Nintendo is pulling the wool over our eyes for some reason.

[Thanks, Ryan M.]

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Sukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 21:47
Sukes
While I do kinda feel like Nintendo just unzipped His/Her pants and just smacked me with a mini hotdog and telling me to think less...I've always felt that aside from a few exceptions most of the Links were different people chosen from birth by destiny, named Link for metaphorical reasons and groomed into their Hero natures by a guiding organization like the Sages or something else. But really Nintendo...
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 21:48
Daxelman
When the artist says "This is how I want it to be interpreted", all other interpretations are Fan Fiction.

No Exceptions.
killatia's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 21:51
killatia
@free touch,
Shigeru Miyamoto himself said that Ocarina of Time was the defendant first in the Zelda timeline, that is if there is any.
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 21:51
Magnalon
@Daxel
I agree. Although it's nice to think you're transcending someone else's work by adding an expanded universe, if it's not sanctioned or part of the artist's original vision, it's non-canon.
Etelmik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 21:54
Etelmik
This video is from March.

Also, hahaha on the petition. Kid's gonna think about this ten years from now and laugh at himself.

I hope.
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:02
CWal37
@Jonathan Holmes

I love the Mega Man timeline. There are definitely some alternate universes though. As pathetic as it is I love thinking about the overarching Mega Man storyline.
Clbull's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:10
Clbull
To be honest. I don't believe in the "split timeline" theory, because how can there be two separate timelines when the "Adult Link timeline" from Ocarina of Time is infact seven years into the future (hence why Link has aged seven years), when Ganondorf takes over Hyrule Castle and obtains the Triforce of Power.

To be honest, I think that if there is a connection between Majora's Mask and Twilight Princess, then maybe the Undead person who taught Link new moves was possibly the Link from OOT and MM, if he was actually killed after MM. Although I think that Link's Awakening could possibly come after Majora's Mask as Link is trying to get back to Hyrule.
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:13
theredpepperofdoom
My theory is that Nintendo itself is too confused on how a timeline would work for the series and they don't want to admit to a fanmade timeline so they are refusing to comment on the matter.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:13
gatorsax2010
Some of them aside from the direct sequels are definitely connected (Ocarina and Wind Waker, for example). But my philosophy is: When in doubt, alternate universe. Now no one has to lose sleep or sign meaningless petitions about nothing.
mascot1063's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:17
mascot1063
I always thought Zelda was a seperate Story, similar to that of Final Fantasy, only being brought together with common things that ever game has. Like Cid, Chocobo, and so forth. I do not believe they are all linked as one long single driven story line. That would mean there is a possibility for an ending ans I much prefer that to not be a possibility.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:21
Jon B
As far as I'm concerned, MM follows OoT, and that is it. Nothing else is true. Nada.
YOU are "Link". Much in the same way that YOU are the character in some FPS or RPG games. That is why no ongoing story is necessary.
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:23
Tron
ZOMG ANTI-TIMELINE BIAS NINTENDO IS SO BIASED OMG!

also, Ocarinahero10 sounds like a douche.
rickrun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:31
rickrun
The kid who done these videos needs to get a job and leave the house. They didn't want a timeline for Zelda. The games are great the way they are. Think of Final Fantasy. The games are still great with no story following one another. Signing a petition is just retarded and a waste of time. I'm wasting my time commenting to this sack of shit. O_o
Arch649's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:34
Arch649
There is no overarching timeline, I've been saying this for years.
Wan Sum Dung's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:40
Wan Sum Dung
Thank you! I've been arguing this point for years!

And what the hell is with this petition? Seriously..."save" Zelda? My god, what is this fanboy nonsense?...
MasterGlitch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:42
MasterGlitch
Apparently he wasn't a gamer when Link's Awakening came out, because Link's Awakening occurs in the middle of Zelda II, back when Nintendo actually WERE trying to make one coherent story with one single Link. This is made evident in the Link's Awakening Official Player's Guide in the section which tells what has happened in the story so far.
Wan Sum Dung's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:58
Wan Sum Dung
Link's Awakening occurs directly after ALttP.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 23:06
Xhumation
This is probably just a mayor case of "overthinking" to which I can only reply STFUAJPG!
Zumi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 23:07
Zumi
I haven't watched this video, but I watched the GT version a while ago and I don't know if I'm saying anything that's already been said in this video.

I'm pretty sure I read an interview with Miyamoto where he was asked about the timeline and if the games were connected, and he said yes they were, and Aonuma has a Zelda bible that he references when plotting a new game in the series, explaining how all the games connect to one another. Miyamoto himself didn't seem to have a damn clue about the timeline though.

Just doing a 10 second Google brings me to the Zelda wikia page, which has a couple of links to interviews with Aonuma from 2006, where he explicitly stated that yes, there are two timelines, and they do split at Ocarina. Although he doesn't seem to say that Ocarina is the first in the timeline. That'd be a more reliable source than some random Nintendo secretary scrolling through a sheet of stock answers.

From Nintendo Dream -

"–When does Twilight Princess take place?

Aonuma: In the world of Ocarina of Time, a hundred and something years later.

–And the Wind Waker?

Aonuma: The Wind Waker is parallel. In Ocarina of Time, Link flew seven years in time, he beat Ganon and went back to being a kid, remember? Twilight Princess takes place in the world of Ocarina of Time, a hundred and something years after the peace returned to kid Link’s time." etc etc.

Assuming this interview isn't a total fabrication (and I'm pretty sure it isn't), it's a reasonable confirmation of a set timeline. So yeah, they're not just making it up as they go alone.
Firestorm2117's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 23:27
Firestorm2117
I could swear a few months back Nintendo (I think it was Miyamoto himself) said there IS a timeline of sorts, one that the staff spent a while to put together themselves, but they never released it for whatever reason. And that Ocarina was the "very first" of the Zelda stories.

Then again, they might've just meant the "tales told" thing, where "The Legend of Zelda" is a story told in Hyrule that seems to change with each retelling (much like some of the legends we hear about today).

And I agree the petition thing is pretty dumb.
DanlHaas's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 23:36
DanlHaas
Yeah, I wanted this guy to have a good theory, but there are some major flaws. The biggest one that jumps out to me is where he's placed Twilight Princess. He puts it in the Majora's Mask branch, but in that timeline, Ganondorf was prevented from obtaining the Triforce, right? So it should still be intact. So why does the Ganondorf in Twilight Princess have the Triforce of Power?

I'm not sure how kids like this manage to overlook such prominent plot points like, you know, the goddamn Triforce, but whatever. I liked the Gametrailers timeline much better. In the end it doesn't really matter to me how or even if the games are connected, because they're all awesome and I'm going to play and enjoy them no matter what.
spike17291's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 00:04
spike17291
that guy is kinda a dick
Kholdstare's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 00:25
Kholdstare
An online petition? Seriously?



I shouldn't be so negative. MAYBE it will work and bring the success rate of online petitions up to .00001%.
slayer the player's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 00:44
slayer the player
ok this guy is well an ass for thinking he is right about everything but i liked his ideas about the master sword a picori blade, but i also like game trailers idea of the oracles games each taking place at the same time in each split timeline. But damn it i know there is no Santa Clause, and no real hyrule but i can believe in a Zelda timeline all i want no matter how much you all say there isn't one. I also like to belive that the events of each game are the true stories of the ledgends told of the hero of time, go ahead tell me i am wrong, i dont care.

also, there is no god
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 00:48
andycadaver
Nintendo fucking depresses me. I used to enjoy imagining how the stories fit together when I was little, and had still enjoyed it up until about 5 years ago or so when I started to slowly accept that Miyamoto was just pulling it out of his ass. It really hurt my feelings, and has kind of made me a little bitter about the Zelda series as a whole now. For such a series that used to be so close to my heart end up just being a big mess of shit just kills the child in me. And so, I'll just continue to be a True Believer, meaning the timeline works in my head and that's the way it's going to have to be. Oh, how I yearn for you Error, for I will always believe in words such as "I am Error." Oh, it sounds so magnificent to this day.

Yeah, got a little stupid at the end there, but seriously. "Miyamoto, you broke my heart. You broke my heart."
GunSlap's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 00:50
GunSlap
I had always sort of assumed the different characters are ancestors/descendants of one another. I mean they have the exact same name, appear to live in the same geographical area, wear the exact same clothes, and are all terrible at carrying out a regular conversation.

But I suppose the notion of creating an entirely new adventure with the exact same premise as a way of generating a continued long-term income for the business makes just as much sense.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 00:51
Johnny Justice
Why is an overarching timeline a good thing? The idea of Groundhog Day over the ages without Bill Murray is just annoying.
shinryu108's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 01:01
shinryu108
when you start to use concepts like "split timeline" it means you've already written yourself into a corner.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 01:32
Chronic Logic
Don't even think about trying to put the stories together, cause you'll only mindfuck yourself to death.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 02:55
Necros
For years, Zelda fans have clung to Miyamoto's reference to some secret "document" at Nintendo, which apparently clarifies the timeline and has everything make sense and be all official-like. Seeing as Nintendo has not seen fit to release this document of theirs, it make much more sense to just ignore any pretense of continuity in such a long, on-going series and just accept them as they are.

And yet, just to play devil's advocate, the fact that this statement is coming from a nameless Nintendo of America rep places this "official statement" on the same level as American NES manual stories, which were often elaborated on and changed from the actual Japanese story. That is, this can't be regarded as a statement to rely on.

There's also the fact that certain games in the series are officially linked together in places. The Wind Waker is clearly linked to the Ocarina of Time (which created the split timeline series), and later Phantom Hourglass. Majora's Mask is a sequel to Ocarina of Time, and Twilight Princess was billed as "100 years after Ocarina of Time" as well. One timeline sequence that's practically confirmed is The Minish Cap, followed by Four Swords, followed by Four Swords Adventures. And finally, there were the pre-Ocarina games: The Adventure of Link is a direct sequel to Zelda 1, A Link to the Past was made as a prequel to Zelda 1 (and introduced the "Imprisoning War," which was "created" in Ocarina of Time), and Link's Awakening was originally meant to be a sequel to LttP (but is now ambiguously in the timeline). So the links (no pun intended) are there, they just don't fit together perfectly due to the lengthy history of the series.

Personally, I'm fine with just accepting those vague links and chalking up certain differences to "varying storytellers," the same way that timeline "disbelievers" can accept the differing Zelda games as different takes on the same fairy tale. It's just annoying to hear people put so much effort into deciphering that which cannot be deciphered - and is as inconsequential as other convoluted video game timelines (like Mega Man).

And on that note, I'd like to point out that one of the few long-running, NES-created series out there, Castlevania, did manage to unify it's timeline under Igarashi's leadership from Symphony of the Night onwards, with Igarashi even releasing an official timeline (that struck three games from the continuity due to blatant conflicts, as well as a fourth game that he just really hated). However, Igarashi has pointed out that this has come to bite him in the ass, as due to certain plot elements, he is now severely limited by where he can place a story in the timeline. So having a concrete timeline could actually do the Zelda series more harm than good.

@ Holmes

All the Mega Man main-series games are in the same continuity (Original, X, Zero, ZX, Legends, in that order), while Battle Network and Star Force are in an alternate reality where computers were highly developed instead of robots. Pretty simple, no muss, no fuss. Then again, I may just not notice people arguing about those timelines.
Mista Smegheneghan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 03:16
Mista Smegheneghan
How could there be a split in OoT? Link got sent back to the past, there's no way that he could live out his adult life right there and then. He'd have to live through his childhood before he can live out his adult years. I call shenanigans on this "Split Timeline".
shinryu108's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 03:26
shinryu108
The "hidden document" reference was made by Eiji Aonuma, IIRC, not Miyamoto. It seems to me that Miyamoto just wants to focus on the games and doesn't give a damn about the timeline or even the individual game stories. Aonuma started working on the LoZ franchise with Ocarina of Time, and he generally sounds more interested in the overarching timeline (or the pretense thereof) than Miyamoto ever has.

There's that famous comment from Miyamoto where he said the timeline was Ocarina, then the NES games, and Link to the Past at the end, which basically contradicted everything everybody ever thought they knew about Link to the Past (including stuff on the box and in the manual). Link was supposed to be the same guy in all the games, then things got too repetitive in too many games, and they made up the "different generations of Links" stuff. Then the split timeline thing. They're just trying to keep things plausibly within the same canon while still doing whatever the hell they want.

So Twilight Princess takes place a century after Ocarina, in the same world. Big deal. It's still the same story, told with new elements (somehow everybody conveniently forgot to mention the existence of a "twilight world" and all related artifacts in OoT). The point is, some of these games are real direct sequels (like OoT and Majora, or Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass). But there's really no point in pretending there's a big masterplan and it's gonna lead us somewhere. It's the same story over and over again, for crying out loud. It's nice to get new elements like the Goddesses legends in Link to the Past and Ocarina, but that's where it stops.

Furthermore, the fact that there always are new games coming out nullifies the validity of whatever hypothetical timeline you could make up. Everything is possible, because there could always be a big twist that's about to be told in an upcoming game. Any inconsistency may be explained in a game that's yet to come out. And still, the tendency so far has been to introduce new stories, not solve the idiosyncrasies between game A and B.

Building a Zelda timeline is a fun exercise in geekdom, and one Nintendo are interested in fueling among their fans, because it keeps the interest in the series alive. It's a fantastic way to cop your way out of writing an original story. Just throw in the ol' "save the princess, kill the bad guy, retrieve the triforce" with little variations here and there - and pretend it's part of a bigger timeline, and people are automatically interested. In a way, it's also a good thing for the series since most of the time the plot stays out of the way and is never a burden on the gameplay - which I believe is Miyamoto's intention. But face it, people...there is no such thing as a Zelda timeline, and Miyamoto doesn't care.
StriderS's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 04:14
StriderS
"Ganon was a pig at some point, what happened with that? Crazy kids and their time-lines."

He was reincarnated as a Gerudo. Hence the GanonDORF and ability to turn into a pig...thing.

I don't think there's a definite way to line things up. It's probably not be intended to be lined up a definite way, but it all takes place in the same universe. I mean, every other game mentions an green clad hero who saved Hyrule using a Master Sword. Something you just happened to do in the previous game.
Conan-san's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 04:25
Conan-san
MEATMOUTH ROARS FOR THE TRUTH IS HARDCORE AND HE DOES NOT LIKE HARD CORE!

ROAR MEATMOUTH AND USE YOUR MEAT BEAM TO DISTROY THE TRUTH.
HarkanDeath's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 07:13
HarkanDeath
If you really want to "SAVE" the Zelda frachise, the only thing i can come up wtih is making the boss fights a litle more harder...... i kinda found Twillight princess boses to be way to easy
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 07:37
Aurain
There isn't one Zelda timeline.

There's several, Not each game is part of a concurrent timeline.
flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 07:38
flabzilla
Easy bosses in Zelda games arn't really a new thing.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 08:47
Professor Pew
I would like to point out that people only look into this crap because there is no variety in the gameplay between games?

If you give people 50 deserts and a degree in desertology, of course they are going to look into differences. They are still deserts though :P
thebat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 08:51
thebat
Here is my nerd out on this. I don't think that there is one all encompassing story. Some of the games have sequels like Ocarina, Majora's Mask. But, those lead to Wind Waker, then Phantom Hourglass, and most likely Spirit Tracks. There is Twilight Princess, which really has no direct connection to the other stories, but certain things appear from the other games. The Temple of Time and Skull Kid, for example.

There are more common themes to the Zelda games. Link is a nobody who gets caught up in saving Zelda. Dungeon crawling, new items, get the Master Sword, and maybe collect the Triforce.Then fight Ganondorf.

I love the Zelda series. It has always been my favorite. I don't play them to see a continuing story. Each game is an epic adventure and that is why I love the Zelda.
Nerdy Suit's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 08:58
Nerdy Suit
I always laugh when I see someone try to put Zelda into a timeline.
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 09:41
Infinitys End
Yeah, I have been saying this for years. Years and years.
I wrote my own timeline theory (called the "No timeline" theory) while back on my LJ. Here's the link: http://infinitysend.livejournal.com/18760.html#cutid1

In the end, timelines don't mean jack shit. You can enjoy the games a lot more if you don't give a shit about if they all "tie together." People who fuss over continuity (and make lame YT vids) are just wasting their time.
Agent Lex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 10:17
Agent Lex
It doesn't matter how much sense this timeline makes. If the creators say "there is no timeline" then there is no timeline. Period. No matter how many fans you get to sign a petition. Ugh.

It's like disliking a video game that came out "way too soon" and you make a petition that claims you will not buy and play it. Pointless and will not get you anywhere or change anything.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 10:21
GoldenGamerXero
See this is why companies DON'T like to hear from their fans. No one cares if you want to see something different in your theories from everyone else. No one cares if you get people to believe that claim. But it's freaking retarded to try to disagree with THE ACTUAL CREATORS! over how it "should" have happened. Just be glad that they aren't as batshit crazy as Alan Moore. If you told him something like that he would freaking kill you.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 10:32
RonBurgandy2010
Nintendo should just put out a ridiculous, incorrect time line to piss all the fans off.
Zumi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 11:22
Zumi
Both Miyamoto and Aonuma have talked about the master document, which leads me to believe it does exist. Some of the stories are CLEARLY connected, games are referenced in others and there are continual themes. I'd guess Nintendo haven't thought it through nearly as much as some Nintendo fans have.
Bans's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 12:48
Bans
People though thought there was a timeline? How? It's never been the same link? Just nods to each other.. You know like FF? Thought it was obvious..
Rabite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 15:26
Rabite
@Otomiruninja

Yeah I loved the plot to Madden 08, but truly believe the plot to FIFA 09 was better in everyway.

What people get out of games is based on what they look for. Example: I play fighting games, shmups and RPGs. Surprisingly my idea of a good game is not one that has a deep story, I look for a game that's fun to play. Thus why I prefer Final Fantasy 1 to Final Fantasy 7 and so on.

That being said though, I agree with a lot of people that have been saying the only real continuations are the ones that are obvious. Like the games with the Four Sword. Though I had heard about the supposed timeline Miyamoto has. Nobody has ever proven that to my knowledge.

Also Youtube scholars are funny.
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 16:11
Vanilla Gorilla
There is no timeline.

Deal with it.
Nevi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:14
Nevi
It entertains me how worked up some people get about this. Concerning yourself with a non-existant timeline detracts from enjoying the games.
xxxpandaxxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 02:25
xxxpandaxxx
oh my gosh...
are you seriously worrying about a fucking time line?
my suggestion for you is...

forget about it, and
go play the game.

the creator created this master piece for you to enjoy it for what it is,... not for what you want it to be.


...and simply signing petitions isnt going to change a fucking thing!
~miranda
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