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Sexy. Glamorous. Innovative. Nekkid. PeterMooria's Secret's Xbox 360 collection is the leading specialty lingerie of gamer girls, dominating the market with modern, plastic game cart collections, homegrown supermodels and world-famous blog posts exclusive to Destructoid's runway. The outfit can be yours for $150, but a smutty gamer girl like that is a rare drop. We do not recommend you attempt to install this bikini on the average woman, as attempting to do so may cost you a few a bounty in liquor, dinners, diamonds, and the ultimate removal of all precious childhood nerdisms from your apartment.

This piece was sent in through this poppin' Destructoid Forums by fashion designer Ugly1979. The artisan, describing his acclaimed piece, writes "Holay bitches!!!" Clearly, this man is a genius. For more ladies of the Nerdcore kind, check out Nerdcore One, Nerdcore II, and Nerdcore Three, revenge of the gamer smut. Hit the jump for the NSFW full pic, spotted by CTZ's hawt-seeking member the second it was posted.

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Has there ever been a funnier placement of this box art? He looks excited!


 


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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 17:47
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I want to fuck your brains out Nicole
c-walk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 11:00
c-walk
this girl looks so good have somebody more pics from this girl??
Gez:killa
"if you reads!I Love You"
arkracer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2007 14:22
arkracer
Oh, the hotness

I like the second one
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 16:03
Orionsaint
she has a man chin
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 23:58
Holiday
I thought only stripper had chandeliers dangling from their navels? Not that I go to err...umm...strip clubs...a lot.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 07:59
Kryptinite
wow.....
antoniogarciaiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2007 13:24
antoniogarciaiii
Has anybody noticed the Call of Duty 2 box? The soldier's pointing into her va-gi-gi, as if to say "This way, men!"
Lowtax's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 17:49
Lowtax
:] A rare breed indeed. Such a delicious appeal to all ages. Smells exspensive.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2007 15:57
Kyousuke Nanbu
@Orionsaint

Go back to 4chan, this chick is hot.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2007 16:30
zaqu
red ring of .......
Masked Wombat's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:28
Masked Wombat
@Orionsaint

You;ve got a man chin...and not in a good way!
Unpro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 11:41
Unpro
her face looked shopped, body is nice..
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 22:02
Pepillou2
lollercoaster @ antoniogarciaiii!!!
asil and ekalb's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 17:21
asil and ekalb
i wish they would show her all nude
Trezegee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2007 09:50
Trezegee
Hi!Interest would me from where the girl is?!what country?!I must say do you is fact astonishing and sexy girl! Thank you behind inf.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 12:18
Corak
She did look hot the first time I looked. But do this...close your eyes and think to yourself ok that picture was really a guy, hold that thought and look at her face again, nothing else, just the face. And just keep thinking, guy, guy, guy. It freaked me the hell out, that chin and jaw line. I know shes not, but damn.
GatheringofGamers's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 14:22
GatheringofGamers
I like the Call of Duty comment, haha, he is pointing in the right direction! Niero, I assume you were behind the camera then went right back to gaming after the shoot, right?
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 01:18
Boolean
IT'S A MAN, MAN!

Nice body though.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 02:34
Vitamin Awesome
so... would that make it a CoD2piece?
AKK's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 07:41
AKK
Too bad she's fucking ugly.
AfroJoel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 08:55
AfroJoel
I'm pretty sure that's a dude.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 13:14
Kryptinite
People are still commenting on this? LOL. I wonder if that controller is sticky....hmmmmm
Spexor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 14:07
Spexor
Is it just me or does her face look like a dudes? (it's the face/compression on the picture, she looks like a he with the beginnings of a 5'oclock shadow)
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 16:29
Scrixx
Posts with Boobs win epicly.
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 23:55
BluFire
Dude why the fuck are there games in the way?
BlackbeardonGuitar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 05:28
BlackbeardonGuitar
I like dudes saying she's not hot, you're an idiot and if she would fuck you in real life, you'd also be riding a fucking unicorn to work.
CreamyGoodness7's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 05:35
CreamyGoodness7
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU]http://babes.timekiller.com/index~show~gallery[/url]
Here she is naked...
kaneka's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:36
kaneka
HAHAHAHAH DONT FOLLOW THAT LINK! ...yea yea..im a sucker
zac1234's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 14:48
zac1234
she is fucken hot
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2009 16:41
Occams electric toothbrush
Goddamn, if I want to see almost naked trannies I'll just go down to the Putt Putt Park after dark.
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