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The Workman Defense: Ohio Court repeals possibly retarded gamer's death sentence photo

This Wednesday the Ohio Supreme Court overturned the death sentence of Clifton White, a man convicted of killing three people. The reason the court overturned the death sentence? During White's trial he claimed to be mentally retarded, a claim which according to a 2002 U.S. Supreme Court ruling makes a death sentence cruel and unusual punishment. 

"But how is this at all games related?" you might ask. During White's original trial his claim of mental retardation (which may or may not be true) was deemed invalid because A) he did not meet  the U.S. Supreme Courts three pronged test for mental retardation and B) he was "adept at video games". Say what now?  All my life people have been calling me a retard specifically because I'm "adept at video games" and now all of a sudden the rules have changed?

Thankfully the Ohio Supreme Court seems to know better than my friends and family, drawing on a vast repository of evidence that indicates a mental disability doesn't preclude you from being a whiz with a thumbstick. Now if White erroneously claimed mental retardation to escape the executioner's chair and the counterpoint to his claim had simply been that he didn't pass the U.S. Supreme Court's test I'd say it was fair. But as soon as you start taking away the ability to call gamers retarded you start treading on my territory, and that is simply something I can not abide. Justice, my dim-witted friends, has been served.

[Via Ohio.com -- Thanks Jonathan]








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NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 18:14
NightDehumidifier
He still killed three people. If he liked certain movies, music, games, etc. he killed three people. No matter how you try to twist the story, at the end of the day, HE TOOK THE LIVES OF THREE INNOCENT PEOPLE!
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 18:16
MaximusPaynicus
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da... Life goes on, brah. La la... how the life...

Goes on.
DemonEyes23's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 18:25
DemonEyes23
i would like some clarification on this article did he fail the supreme courts test ONLY because he was able to play videogames? If not i don't see why his ability to play should even be an issue. He still killed 3 people pour some gasoline on the stake and flame on.

On another note what happened to the good ol' times of public executions?
's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 18:26
Clint
Playing a musical require tremendous skill, and yet there are many expert musicians who have serious mental disabilities. Why should video games be different? I wish the judge could understand that.
RoMeRtHeGaMe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 18:27
RoMeRtHeGaMe
Wow, I don't even know whether to laugh or cry with this story....
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 18:31
Cheeburga
Ugh. Stupid people.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 18:32
Wexx
Wait, what?
's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 18:51
Clint
I meant musical instrument :p
Superfluous Moniker's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 18:52
Superfluous Moniker
Unfortunately I think this may serve The Man's cause. Headline: Video games turn innocent retards into killers!
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 19:11
F Whipple
@superfluous

Nah...Headline: Video games make you retarded and a killer.
Milkman519's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 19:13
Milkman519
Damn right. Video game players are NOT retarded. Most of them...Maybe.
LadiesMan_2123's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 19:37
LadiesMan_2123
EVERYONE in ohio is stupid...period!
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:05
Churchhills Dog
should I be happy or insulted?

BTW, I wonder what Corky is doing these days?
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 20:50
Boolean
what what what?
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 21:08
Eschatos
Skill and retardation can have nothing to do with each other.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 22:04
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask - proudly proving points with irony since eighteen-forty-crabcake!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 22:12
Brian Szabelski
Gotta love Ohio.

Better enjoy the last three weeks I've got here *sigh*
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 23:13
savagesaladin
@NightDehumidifier

I know, its awesome!
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 07:45
Demtor
I wonder what games he played. Because if it was anything violent at all... you know we would have heard about it.

"Games teach mentally handicapped how to kill, news at 11"
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:58
PetiePal
I met Corky and his band in high school. ::sigh::
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 16:04
HarassmentPanda
Haha, I missed this one. Pretty classic.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 01:57
Bob Muir
I love our legal system.
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