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The Witcher gets a porny spoof with The Bitcher


12:00 PM on 05.29.2011
The Witcher gets a porny spoof with The Bitcher photo



If you didn't think that watching a naked Geralt thrash about like a mechanical donkey in The Witcher 2 was sexy enough for you, then perhaps you'll wanting this racier retelling of the videogame. Yes, it's called The Bitcher, and it's tagline is The Dildo of Destiny Has Two Ends

The always charming Sasha Grey stars alongside the real reason I wanted to post this -- that guy on the cover, trying to look like Geralt as cheaply as possible. I burst out laughing when I first saw that cover. He looks like a mutant cross between Peter Stomare and Christopher Lambert in Mortal Kombat.

On that basis alone, this is a video that has become required watching. I can't wait to get a look at his hammerhead.

The Bitcher - Wiedźmin w wersji porno?! [Chip.pl]

The Witcher gets a porny spoof with The Bitcher photo





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