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The Witcher 2's Triss Merigold receives a nude photoshoot

The Polish Playboy magazine has The Witcher 2's sexy Triss Merigold as its May cover spread, but if you want less CGI and more "real Triss" then Russia is happy to oblige.

It looks like the Russian publisher of the game has decided to release a calendar with a fully clothed Geralt (sorry ladies) and a nude Triss modeled by the Ukrainian Klodi Monsoon (you're welcome guys), with an obviously NSFW photoshoot video to boot. Klodi Monsoon also has a Deviantart page with a mature filter, if you want to look at some art.

Om nom nom nom nom nom!

Triss Merigold in a nude calendar in Russia [Witcher 2 wikia] [Thanks Pawel!]





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The Witcher 2's Triss Merigold receives a nude photoshoot


1:20 PM on 05.05.2011
The Witcher 2's Triss Merigold receives a nude photoshoot photo



The Polish Playboy magazine has The Witcher 2's sexy Triss Merigold as its May cover spread, but if you want less CGI and more "real Triss" then Russia is happy to oblige.

It looks like the Russian publisher of the game has decided to release a calendar with a fully clothed Geralt (sorry ladies) and a nude Triss modeled by the Ukrainian Klodi Monsoon (you're welcome guys), with an obviously NSFW photoshoot video to boot. Klodi Monsoon also has a Deviantart page with a mature filter, if you want to look at some art.

Om nom nom nom nom nom!

Triss Merigold in a nude calendar in Russia [Witcher 2 wikia] [Thanks Pawel!]






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Easy fix: Add   [*].disqus.com   to your software's white list. Tada! Happy comments time again.

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This Valhalla Knights 3 trailer is horny and NSFW

PlayStation Japan held nothing back with this newly released this trailer for upcoming Vita title Valhalla Knights 3. It wastes no time in showing you how horny this game can be. You'll see what it's like to enter a particul...more



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A 14-year-old boy from rural Iowa has been charged with first degree murder after shooting his mother with a .22 caliber rifle he received as a present. Noah Crooks, who was 13 at the time, attempted to rape his mother i...more



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