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The Witcher 2's Triss Merigold receives a nude photoshoot


1:20 PM on 05.05.2011
The Witcher 2's Triss Merigold receives a nude photoshoot photo



The Polish Playboy magazine has The Witcher 2's sexy Triss Merigold as its May cover spread, but if you want less CGI and more "real Triss" then Russia is happy to oblige.

It looks like the Russian publisher of the game has decided to release a calendar with a fully clothed Geralt (sorry ladies) and a nude Triss modeled by the Ukrainian Klodi Monsoon (you're welcome guys), with an obviously NSFW photoshoot video to boot. Klodi Monsoon also has a Deviantart page with a mature filter, if you want to look at some art.

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Triss Merigold in a nude calendar in Russia [Witcher 2 wikia] [Thanks Pawel!]






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I mean, I love hot naked redheads... but I really thought we were over the whole "let's put sexy female videogame characters into Playboy and suchlike". I felt that really should have died out after the the days of Lara Croft and the chick from Blood Rayne being in Maxim.
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@Ali D - And why would that be?
I'm playing through the Witcher and finding the game is just the sexcapades of Geralt and its a little bit dull so far. Looking at the trailer for the Witcher 2 it looks so much more than that. I hope it delivers.
Huh. Well, we all gotta masturbate, don't we? Different strokes... no pun intended.
The photoshoot was interesting and the gal is lovely... but the guy didn't even take his shirt off!! :(
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I really wish they has released the witcher on consoles...it,along with amnesia makes me really interested in a gaming rig...spend too much money on console games tho, and this year is going to be expensive.
@Elsa- The guy did have his shirt off, 16 seconds into the video.

Shouldn't they save this kind of thing for the game like Rockstar did with Congressman Stubbs? The M-rating is there for a reason...in countries where it is available, anyway. Do they shunt fight scenes or dialogue off to a separate magazines? Okay, so there are context-free boxing/MMA matches and talk-shows but that isn't the point!

Hmm...what [i]is[/is] my point?. The original post must have distracted me.
I NEED THIS!
Weren't they not supposed to be objectified...a hell, BOOBS!
Don't worry, Triss's character is pretty great too!
Out of curiosity, where would one get a Polish Playboy magazine? I just need one for research purposes. Lots of research.
In Poland.
To hell with the game. I love me some Ukrainian/Russian models.
This just sold me on Witcher 2.
Destructoid... I love you...
"I mean, I love hot naked redheads... but I really thought we were over the whole "let's put sexy female videogame characters into Playboy and suchlike"." - Ali D

Yes, I'm sure the guys at Playboy and other NAUGHTY magazine companies are totally over that whole "making money" the easy way, thing.
What's Polish for "me gusta"?
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@Ali D,

Sorry you thought that but umm... selling sexiness is certainly not going anywhere.
@ Elsa
Same reason why the guy is tall and muscle bound. Which is surprising that the female is so more 'normal' height and weight, which is a good thing.
I am risen.

In my pants.
@Bob
Its a little slow to get going. Once you get past the swamp, it becomes amazing. Still one of my favorite games.
The guy makes a really convincing Geralt.
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