The Polish Playboy magazine has The Witcher 2's sexy Triss Merigold as its May cover spread, but if you want less CGI and more "real Triss" then Russia is happy to oblige.
It looks like the Russian publisher of the game has decided to release a calendar with a fully clothed Geralt (sorry ladies) and a nude Triss modeled by the Ukrainian Klodi Monsoon (you're welcome guys), with an obviously NSFW photoshoot video to boot. Klodi Monsoon also has a Deviantart page with a mature filter, if you want to look at some art.
Om nom nom nom nom nom!
Triss Merigold in a nude calendar in Russia [Witcher 2 wikia] [Thanks Pawel!]
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1:20 PM on 05.05.2011 | 
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Shouldn't they save this kind of thing for the game like Rockstar did with Congressman Stubbs? The M-rating is there for a reason...in countries where it is available, anyway. Do they shunt fight scenes or dialogue off to a separate magazines? Okay, so there are context-free boxing/MMA matches and talk-shows but that isn't the point!
Hmm...what [i]is[/is] my point?. The original post must have distracted me.
Yes, I'm sure the guys at Playboy and other NAUGHTY magazine companies are totally over that whole "making money" the easy way, thing.
Sorry you thought that but umm... selling sexiness is certainly not going anywhere.
Same reason why the guy is tall and muscle bound. Which is surprising that the female is so more 'normal' height and weight, which is a good thing.
In my pants.
Its a little slow to get going. Once you get past the swamp, it becomes amazing. Still one of my favorite games.