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The winners of the Insecticide contest announced photo

And the winners are:

Holyetheline who will be getting Insecticide for the Nintendo DS.

Funran, Anus Mcphanus, Das Inchworm, Zombie Platypus, Tromboned, and Polish Hill will each be getting the shirts and the DS skins.

fromagex, The-Excel, and entrager will each be getting the shirts and a drawing by me.

Thanks again for everyone entering. I'll be getting in touch with each one of you based on your email address on your accounts. I'll be shipping these off on Monday so if I don't hear from you by then, I'll give the prizes to someone else

Original post after the jump.

Alright boys and girls, Gamecock gave me a bunch of swag and I'm here to give it away to 10 lucky Dtoiders. I have 9 Insecticide Baseball T-shirts, a brand new copy of Insecticide for the Nintendo DS and six Nintendo DS skins (Three are Insecticide themed and three are Dementium themed).

What do you have to do to win? Simple. All you need to do is leave a comment in the comment box below. The contest is open from 3 PM today to 3 PM tomorrow (Thursday). From there, I will pick 10 randomly drawn numbers that corresponds with your comment.

First place random winner will receive Insecticide for the DS. Six randomly drawn winners will receive the T-shirt (ranging from medium sizes to xtra larges) and each of the six will get a DS skin. The other three winners get the T-shirts and a drawing by me that they could tape to their DS or something. 

The only rule I shall impose on the commenting is that you wait until at least three other people have commented after your comment before you can comment again. You can comment as much as you like but only one of your comments will count towards the final drawing. Good luck. 






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The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:48
The Bez
even though a free game is awesome I yearn for a hand drawing from hamza
Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:49
Rockefellow
Wooh. Can I win plox?
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:49
007
@Bez

Yeah, I yearn all the time too
JoshDunford's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:50
JoshDunford
Insecticed, more like, insectinsidemyhousebecauseimgoingtowinalltheswag.

That didn't make sense.

-Jd
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:50
Holyetheline
I'm just going to put one comment. Thanks.
mariohammer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:50
mariohammer
That game looked pretty cool...
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:50
The Bez
woohoo comment whoring FTW
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:51
Brian Szabelski
Getting Insecticide would be awesome. Like being a shark whose dick is sucked.
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:51
kaciesaurus
I loves insects. and murder.
LionheartAce's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:51
LionheartAce
Swag whore. Comment whore? Not so much, but very much swag whore. :D
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:52
007
Insecticide. Wanted. By me.
broonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:52
broonor
Didn't take much thought on this contest eh? :D easy mode entries are ftw
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:52
entrager
I'll comment here, for the win!
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:52
power-glove
Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No Whammies and STOP
flynsk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:52
flynsk
bug stuff...sweet.
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:52
The Bez
Ok Ok Imma swag whore
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:54
entrager
Yeah, I would have required much more than 3 comments between...
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:54
liquidninja
Cool. I'm gonna buy this game... or am I?






Yes I am.
Go Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:54
Go Man
Hi, can I win?
CaptainApocalypse's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:54
CaptainApocalypse
I claim teh victory.
VenatioDecorus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:54
VenatioDecorus
I LOVE INSECTS. ICIDE. INSECTICIDE.

i even sometimes have insects inside.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:55
entrager
3 more comments go by, so here I go again!
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:56
ThunderHeartXI
SWING AND A MISS!
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:56
The Bez
Swag Whoring +1 - You must have no dignity to use this item
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:56
PsychoSoldier
Kung Fu Fighting bugs, I am down with that.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:57
Y0j1mb0
GIMME T SHIRT!!
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:57
entrager
4 comments this time, I need to get on top of this.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:57
CypherVR
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
--
Also GameC*CKS.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:57
ThunderHeartXI
Oh man, I want Insecticide pretty bad... Seems like a cool concept.

Also swag. I don't have much, building a collection. :D
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:58
The Bez
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
JynxShot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:58
JynxShot
I would like a chance to win some cool stuff for good games.
Also, I am sick and have a dog.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:58
entrager
It's sad that I have nothing better to do than post as many comments here as possible
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:59
ThunderHeartXI
WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
splam's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:59
splam
Slap me some skins.
Vongore's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 16:59
Vongore
Gimme mah skins!!
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:00
Oni
*Oni taps 3 black and 4 colourless and casts 'Swagwhore' on target blog post.

If I win a shirt, send me an XL. I'm a wafflehouse hero.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:00
entrager
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Lord Helmet's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:00
Lord Helmet
WIN GET
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:01
CypherVR
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what's I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it


And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you



Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up


I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:01
ThunderHeartXI
60m GET lolololol
VenatioDecorus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:01
VenatioDecorus
DON'T DRINK THE FLUORIDE WATER!!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:01
Holyetheline
Guess I'll do one more...
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:02
entrager
We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
nsolo1717's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:03
nsolo1717
it would be nice to win something from a website being that it's never happened to me before , so here it goes....
Brocklesocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:04
Brocklesocks
ZOMG I WANTS TO WYN TEH STUFFS
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:04
The Bez
I AM A WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:04
entrager
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:05
ThunderHeartXI
sigh. Whore.
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:05
flaming burrito
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.

My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely xxxxxxx and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?

Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 17:05
akathatoneguy
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