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The Wiitard safety video

7:27 PM on 12.20.2006   |   World Famous


Before you pick up that Wiimote, then abruptly call a lawyer, perhaps you should watch the video above first. The kind folks at G4's Attack of the Show were nice enough to put together a little safety training vid for all those potential Wiitards out there who can't seem to grasp the concept of how to play the Nintendo Wii. Hell, maybe Ninty should think about packin' in this thing with each console. Do you think that would make the lawyers happy?







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Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2006 19:36
Rainbowblack
that was quite lame, that had potential for greatness.

i did get a chuckle out out the "planting the Wii-mote" part
plyr3005's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2006 20:04
plyr3005
the british dude did it so much better.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2006 21:26
deiga-the-semivaliant
I cracked a smile.
Angry Irish's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2006 21:30
Angry Irish
I believe this Wiitard issue as a whole has been tired.
subnet6's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2006 23:00
subnet6
I liked the part about the "burnt offering". That was pretty good.

And the ending that and idiot will still enjoy the console even while floating aimlessly through a pathetic life.

Good stuff.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2006 23:15
John B
"Being stupid enough to hurt yourself with the Wiimote will not decrease your enjoyment of the Nintendo Wii."

F**king brilliant!! Send that off to those asshole lawyers filing that class action suit.
mollah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 00:11
mollah
You know I can't help but laugh at people who injure themselves playing the Nintendo Wii. They remind me of those people that don't know if they are right or left handed or which foot they feel more comfortable with kicking a ball. It's pretty sad but at the same time It's hilarious.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 00:44
Aaron Mxy Yost
Somebody was certainly inspired by those photoshopped Wii Safety ads. :)
Karsten's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 04:36
Karsten
“The Nintendo Wii was designed to be played by the living.” lol!
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 05:03
Burnt Meatloaf
The pinacle of interface design. If something is meant to be moved around, make it perfectly straight and give it a smooth, glossy finish.

Rubber grips sold seperately.
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