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The Wii Shark Gun

3:36 AM on 12.29.2007   |   Hamza CTZ Aziz


DealExtreme has a new Wiimote cradle called the Pega Shark Gun. It runs for $10.86 and is shaped like one of the greatest creature of the seas. The Shark Gun is basically just like any of the other Wii light gun add-ons (pointless, waste of money, etc) except that it looks like a Shark ... and that you're technically shoving a Nunchuk into a Shark's ass.

I'm not a fan of these needless cradles coming out, but I just had to post about this once I saw it on Kotaku. For one thing, it will make shooting half naked chicks in Ghost Squad much more satisfying since you're using a Dolphin gun in the game. Sure, the Dolphin isn't anywhere near as amazing as a Shark, but it will just have to do.

And if you're really wondering why I posted this, then you obviously don't know that I'M A SHAARRRKKKK! 

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sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 03:40
sleepingagain
pew pew pew pew pew
tripled153's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 03:50
tripled153
Thats obviously not a wii peripheral. It was obviously made for the Wu. Sun Jian would love this.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 04:05
EternalDeathSlayer
You're right about two things here:

Sharks Win

Light Gun Shells Fail
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 04:30
ajaxender
Light gun shells fail... unless, they are shaped like a shark. When i get a wii (for smash bros) ill buy this. I have to.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 04:56
tsunamikitsune
BTW, has anyone played Ghost Squad? I've been thinking about picking it up...
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 05:00
EternalDeathSlayer
@ tsunamikitsune

I've heard Ghost Squad is really good, but it's like 2 hours long. Seriously, 2 hours. I plan to either rent it, or wait for it to hit true bargain bin status and pick it up for like 10 bucks.

2 hours of fun with your friends is worth 10 bucks, like going to the movies.

I'd say go with Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles, I played it with my little bro on Christmas and it was fun. The Zapper didn't work out so well with it, but it's functional once you learn the controls. I'd say you're better off without the zapper, but I use it anyway for the more gun like feel.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 05:07
tsunamikitsune
@EternalDeathSlayer

I also heard there was some kind of experience system that gives it a bit of replay value. More than anything I'm wondering how good it is for multiplayer.

I heard of somebody finding it for $12 at Target, so maybe I'll see if I can find it for cheap.

I wish there were more good light gun games for the Wii. I still have Time Crisis 3 and Ninja Assault sitting upstairs somewhere with two Guncons, but I don't have any TVs to play them on! (All my TVs are plasma/projection now.....)
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 05:36
EternalDeathSlayer
Hopefully Nintendo will release something besides Links crossbow BS. Of course, it'll probably be full of bright colors and cheer shit. Probably Donkey Kong shooting bananas out of a banana gun into his friends mouths.

Moar Blood and Gore in my lightgun games please!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 05:44
Maurice Tan
I'm a shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark!
Teh_zombs's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 05:58
Teh_zombs
Suck my diiiiick!!
thunderleg's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 06:25
thunderleg
The real question is:
Will it fire sharks out the barrel?
JabbaHutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 06:59
JabbaHutt
"playing easily, playing happily"

TRUE EXPERIENCE

How much you think they paid the soldier to pose with that shark gun in his hand? lol
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 07:06
Scrixx
I play with my sharks.

Yeah i suck..
3dd13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 07:25
3dd13
What is the porpoise of having a shark shaped gun?
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 07:54
covah
how does both kotaku and dtoid not realize that it says Wü?
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 08:10
SourGr8pes
Pega...? Is that Sega's Shameful Income Division, or it's inbred equivalent?
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 08:18
BS3 Owner
I guess sucking on the gun is better than "SHAARK DICK", NO?

: )
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 08:29
Phist
CTZ, you fail yet again. Wu-Tang is for the children.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 08:40
deiga-the-semivaliant
Dude, check out that engrish!


"...will bring you a 'you are there' feel!"
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 08:45
BluDesign
This would go great with Duck Hunt and Operation Wolf should they ever release them for the VC. More animal based shooting games for the shark gun, please.
Mink Car's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 09:04
Mink Car
How the hell is that a "true experience?" You're using a shark... as a gun... Whose idea was this?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 09:35
Brian Szabelski
@Mink: Some Chinese guy's idea.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 09:45
Roryzilla
THE REAL EXPERIENCE.


I can't think of one real experience revolving soldiers shooting shark guns.... wait, I forgot, WWII. My bad, good game shark gun.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 09:46
Roryzilla
Also, the guy in the cross-hairs looks a little like sam fischer.
Simon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 09:48
Simon
This will only be worthwhile if for some reason the wii got a port of armed and dangerous, land shark gun for the win
iliketuna's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 09:55
iliketuna
"the Dolphin isn't anywhere near as amazing as a Shark, but it will just have to do. "

are you kidding me?! not only do they taste better, but dolphins are more fearsome! sharks are scared of dolphins!! as seen here: http://rawstory.com/rawreplay/index.php?p=73

not to mention dolphins are cute as hell
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 09:57
flaming burrito
do want
J4RMZ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 11:06
J4RMZ
And we couldn't get a damn u-force shaped like a shark!?! fascists. Perhaps a nice yoga mat/shark. Or baby carriage virtual boy/shark.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 11:44
topgeargorilla
Did you know that dolphins are the only mammals other than humans who have sex for pleasure?
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 13:13
Fading Star
"I'm not a fan of these needless cradles coming out, but I just had to post about this once I saw it on Kotaku. For one thing, it will make shooting half naked chicks in Ghost Squad much more satisfying since you're using a Dolphin gun in the game. Sure, the Dolphin isn't anywhere near as amazing as a Shark, but it will just have to do."

Chad needs a Dolphin-shaped gun. Hurray for The Wii Shark Gun.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 13:20
Cheeburga
Pretty fucking awesome.
I'd be yelling suck my dick the whole time.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 13:44
Sharpless
CTZ, you know it says it's for the Wu, not the Wii. I don't know if that means it's incompatible with the Wii, but it's intended for its knock-off, not the original. Look at the "Wii" logo.
FiveStar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 14:05
FiveStar
I love the "TRUE EXPERIENCE" bit at the top. Yeah, because marines are walking around Iraq with freaking shark guns.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 14:09
grrza
It doesn't say Wu, it says .
I like it.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 14:18
F Whipple
@3dd13

I see what you did there
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 14:41
KamikazeTutor
Awesome! I need to buy myself a Wü console!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 15:27
Bob Muir
I'm a shark gun! I'm a shark gun! Suck my dick! I'm a shark guuuuun!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 15:55
Samit Sarkar
Well, we know that Chad had no hand in designing this.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 16:22
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Didn't I blog about the amazing Nintendo Wü™ like, what, three months ago?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 19:16
Hamza CTZ Aziz
The Wü is an aftermarket way of saying the Wii. It's just so they don't have to pay for saying Wii so they go by that way.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 21:43
vexed alex
Somewhere, Chad is jealous.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 22:27
Sharpless
Oh, I thought I'd read that there was an actual "Wu" (I'm not looking up the actual letter with the dots on top) knock-off "console" or something. I must've gotten mixed up.
Lithium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 22:40
Lithium
@Sharpless

You're thinking of the Vii
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2007 02:02
Aaron Mxy Yost
I think the most fascinating part of all this is the back of the packaging:

Features
- With lively appearance and smooth lines, shark gun makes you feel comfortable, and give you a strong sense of shark liked invincible force.

- The trigger of shark gun could take place of B key's function of wii remote controller. But the functions of other keys of Wii remote and nunchuk (also named mushroom head) are still the same.

- During the gun fighting game, use the Wii remote nunchuk and shark gun together, holding the handle of shark gun, poking the trigger with your forefinger to shoot, will bring you a "you are there" feel.

Notice
- This product shouldbe put in the dranghty and rentilafect no matter being used or leave unused, and keep away from high temperature, humidity and dust.
Flakor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2007 03:02
Flakor
I too am a shark....blow me
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2007 10:15
Holyetheline
I wonder how it handles.
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