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What is this wizardry!? It's unnatural! Juice belongs outside the fruit, not inside! What madness have you shown me, flintmech!?

This slow-ass weekend, I ask Egoraptor why he has such a big woody for Bullet Witch, the Talking to Women about Videogames album expands yet again, Valve might be jumping into the home console space, and Capcom is pulling another on-disc DLC stunt.

Destructoid Original:
The DTOID Show: Assassin's Creed III? GO AMURICA!
Ikachan DS first look, Nicalis working on Wii U/3DS title
Makin' faces and talking game design with Egoraptor
The Ultimate Talking the Women about Videogames album 3!

Community:
Community blogs of 3/3 & 3/4
Forum thread of the day: What to do with old DOS games?
 
Events:
The PAX East 2012 panel schedule is up

News:
Rumor: Valve is making a home console
God of War II director Cory Barlog joins Crystal Dynamics
Rumor: Darkstalkers 4 might be a thing that is happening

Offbeat:
Skyrim's Lydia is a total badass
The FP, a DDR movie?
You got ponies in my Ocarina!

Media:
Nightmare Busters is a new run and gun... for the SNES
New fan game gives Mario a friggin' Portal gun
Full DLC characters found on Street Fighter X Tekken disc
Jet Set Radioooooooo! A proper trailer








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Tony Ponce (aka megaStryke) is a culturally confused, Canadian-born Puerto Rican who grew up in Japan and South Florida ... yet can only speak English. He specializes in writing features and maintaining an immaculate goatee. Likes: Any and all things related to Mega Man, Contra, Castlevania, 2D, PB&J sandwiches, applesauce, and candy corn. Meet the rest of the team



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Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 00:18
Jawmuncher
OH WHAT IS THIS JUICE!
I can't believe you posted this video, its affecting my ability to enjoy this website as a whole now!


/sarcasm
The Nakedest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 00:44
The Nakedest
Japan sure is a wonderful and magical place, isn't it?
KenAkuma's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 01:27
KenAkuma
"Can someone please tell me the difference between

1) putting the data on disc (which is more convenient for EVERYONE, including US)

and

2) keeping the data at Capcom until release date, and then later making everyone download massive files later on?

This is a trick question.

There is no difference.

Gosh, Capcom, you're so greedy! Why can't you just give us those TWELVE EXTRA CHARACTERS for free! They're already finished! That means they cost nothing to make, right?

FORTY THREE default characters is clearly not worth $60! We want FIFTY FIVE characters right out of the box, for $60...even though NO OTHER HD ERA FIGHTING GAME HAS EVER DONE THAT.

Keep jerkin' those knees and getting angry without really stopping to think why you're angry. That's what we do best." - Emezie @ SRK

Well said, but lolbbqwtfcapcomworstcompanyever even thought they brought in/rule the current generation of fighters.
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 01:37
llort het
That juicer can't be real. It has to be fake. No way it can actually exist
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 01:48
Sir Legendhead
Guys! I just made a video game!

It's for the Atari 1200 and features a blue dot that doesn't even do anything! It's post-modern retro art, and based on the storyline of Rocky Horror!

Send your Kickstarter moneys to pretentiouspieceofshit@live.com
PrinceHeir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 02:59
PrinceHeir
FUCKING JUICE!!!!!!
demollyon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 03:16
demollyon
Drink you PRUNE JUICE!
Skullo Dream's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 03:50
Skullo Dream
What the fuck is juice?
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 07:38
KingSigy
I always love in these commercials how the fruit has a face and is happy. We've got some really suicidal fruits, don't we?
flintmech's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 08:07
flintmech
okashina gurefuru chuuuuu chuuuuu
jason3064's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 10:52
jason3064
That's orange drink
MrFloppyknickers's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 11:58
MrFloppyknickers
Why is it I think that commercial, if translated will turn out to be a DIY sextoy maker?
Noah Merriman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 13:34
Noah Merriman
I agree fully with MrFloppyknickers They already showed adults pournin booze into fruits, but they didn't show a guy usin one on a watermelon and stickin his joystick into it. WTH Japan!!!
Noah Merriman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2012 13:35
Noah Merriman
I agree fully with MrFloppyknickers They already showed adults pournin booze into fruits, but they didn't show a guy usin one on a watermelon and stickin his joystick into it. WTH Japan!!!
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