What's that? You're happy because WayForward is finally bringing the original Shantae to the Virtual Console? You were never able to play the Game Boy Color classic because you missed out on its limited run and didn't want to pay the exorbitant prices on eBay? I feel for you guys. I...
Oh... what's that!? Is that my complete-in-box copy of Shantae? Suck it, losers! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
This weekend, Sup Holmes? gets a little bit "Krunch"-y, SEGA can't come up with good character ideas on its own anymore, Bobby Kotick is rich as sin, Grasshopper Manufacture found new work for Jessica Nigri, and the Beyond: Two Souls demo is 35 minutes of Dafoe-on-Holmes action.
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