Oh, Clementine. This world's been cruelly unfair to you. The innocence of youth is lost on you, as you're constantly in harm's way, like some sort of adorable little magnet for it.
It's probably not coincidental that the next episode of Telltale's The Walking Dead is titled In Harm's Way. Let's see next week how (or if) she squirms out of it this time. PC, Mac, and PS3 in North America find out on May 13; Xbox 360, and European PS3 users on May 14; and the iOS crowd has to wait until May 15.
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