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This week's VSWID takes a slightly different turn from usual, as I stretch my fanfiction muscles and provide you with an excellent tale set in the Silent Hill 2 universe. It's actually based on something I wrote for the Destructoid CBlogs a long time ago, but I think you will like it. Not least because it features stupendously brilliant artwork from our very own Dtoid community member, Phallus Knife Fight

If you like PKF's stuff, check out his Deviant Art page, where you'll find all sorts of charming doodles for your pleasure. Anyway, sit back and enjoy. You will get to see another side to Silent Hill that you never thought existed, but is definitely there because I saw it happen actually!








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Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize. Likes PS2, iPod Touch, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Dynasty Warriors 3 Meet the rest of the team



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Cacophony's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:07
Cacophony
So that's why James was in the bathroom. It all makes sense now.
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:07
Beyamor
I'd sink that battleship.

Oh goodness.
L G Jargon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:11
L G Jargon
............................For fuck's sake.

Also, nice fanfic.
Bigby's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:11
Bigby
I would say fapped but then it would be redundant, wouldnt it.
honey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:17
honey
You know how much I like the Silent Hill.
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:20
VGFreak1225
Wow. Just wow.
I...what is this...I don't even...
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:22
bluexy
Hahahahaha, what insanity must you have Jim. To play such a game as Silent Hill 2 and create such an ... endearing fanfic about it.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:23
Mr Wrighty 987
That got me hard.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:24
PhazonYoshi
Well, colour me surprised.
SnatchTease's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:25
SnatchTease
I was really hoping to see Pyramid Testicles.
Acid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:29
Acid
Good God...
WhiteZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:30
WhiteZombie
comedy genius
Kpax's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:32
Kpax
What the fuck did I just watch?
ColonelPedro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:34
ColonelPedro
I think that captures the spirit of James pretty accurately.
DougCL's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:34
DougCL
oh man, i really should go back and play silent hill 2 if its like this. cool fanfic
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:38
Chris Carter
This is the best fanfic ever - BEHIND this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSY1_-I3p28.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:40
Handy
Ok that was brilliant.

Also that is a horrible situation to be in where you have to stand up but might get a boner.............especially on the bus and you know that your stop is coming up so you try not to think of sexy things which of course makes you think about sexy things and then you suddenly become very aware of the engines vibrating and then you notice a mother with her kids at the front of the bus and you’re afraid that if you get up she’ll notice and accuse you of being a paedophile so you miss your stop on purpose till it goes down.........not that I’d know or anything............
TheDRMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 12:59
TheDRMaster
I think I just got a bit gayer from watching that.

Thank you, Jim. Thank you.
Jais's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 13:07
Jais
This is canon, right?
Evergreen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 13:07
Evergreen
I'm not one to say homophobic slurs on the internet, but I can't help but respond by saying, "GAY!"
Pudge Controls the Weather's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 13:07
Pudge Controls the Weather
@Magnalon

It would have to be the THIRD best fanfic ever, if you count My Immortal
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 13:15
Danl Haas
I still can't believe they tried to retcon this whole thing by not mentioning it for the rest of the game. Who did they think they were fooling?
RoninZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 13:18
RoninZero
Best image out of all of these has to be at 1:27. Bravo, you two.
kylamity's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 13:22
kylamity
Never played this game so I have no idea WTF that was all about.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 13:29
Kraid
I think about naked girls all the time.
A Very Drunk Panda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 13:33
A Very Drunk Panda
@Kraid: I think about naked james sunderland all the time.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 14:02
KingSigy
O_o?!
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 14:05
Blasto
Magnalon...what the fuck, dude O_o
AlphaJC's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 14:13
AlphaJC
wow i just came.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 14:24
ace of knaves
The only thing more painful than poorly written slash fiction? Well written slash fiction.
SomethingGerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 14:27
SomethingGerman
but his penis was no match for the magnificent battleship that PYRAMID HEAD used.
Nicodemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 14:27
Nicodemus
"As James Sunderland made his way to that forbidding town, all he could think about was Mary...and the tent in his pants caused by his large PENIS."

Perhaps the most random sentence ever uttered by a man.

lol.
Chronic2Haze420's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 14:43
Chronic2Haze420
There was way too much penis for my comfort I wonder how Anthony felt?
Perfidious Sinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 14:58
Perfidious Sinn
So 6 inches IS above average! I feel better now.
MrChewie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 15:00
MrChewie
Bravo, Good sir! Bravo
themizarkshow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 15:45
themizarkshow
As always, brilliant Mr. Sterling. Brilliant.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 15:45
Syn
Jesus Christ, Jim! You sank my battleship
schuylerv's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 15:51
schuylerv
amazing
Malcor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 15:58
Malcor
ha ha
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 16:01
Chris Carter
@Blast
Diverse (LOL) pointed me in the direction of that fanfic.

All fanfics are basically the same.
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 16:45
Havoc Fang
So. James Sunderland looks like Healthy Aaron Linde in this.

Awesome.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 16:56
Super Drybones
This is.................exactly what I expected when I read you made a fanfic.
CitizenErased's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 18:08
CitizenErased
Oh my...I've never seen the spirit of a videogame captured so perfectly in a fan written piece of literature.
And the art was just...incredible.

Well done, sir. Well done.
Necron117's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 18:43
Necron117
So Jim, when are you expected to appear on public television?
Quest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 18:50
Quest
Necron117
So Jim, when are you expected to appear on public television?

hopefully never
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 19:00
matty125
James has yellow hair?
scarlatch's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 19:16
scarlatch
That was a very 'WTF' moment.
oberoi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 20:11
oberoi
JIM, YOU FAT PIECE OF FAT!

...I love ya...
FireFox516's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2010 23:03
FireFox516
Jim Sterling, you are the man. I kept laughing throughout the entire duration of this video. Also, thanks for ruining the opening to that game for me; I'll never be able to look at it the same way again, without laughing my ass off, of course.
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