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This week's Videogame Show was a total nightmare to make, thanks to the fact that Quake is an absolute bitch to pull footage from. I've ended up with a stupid watermark on the captured footage because I stuffed up my Fraps download, but I guess it adds to the low-fi vibe. In any case, I think the struggle was worth it. I am very pleased with how this episode turned out.

It's time for Quake, so sit back and enjoy the nineties nostalgia. You will also get to learn more about McDonalds than you ever needed to know. I bet you can't wait, can you? Well, go watch the video! It's alright.








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Toucan Rider's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:04
Toucan Rider
Loved it. Glad you figured out the problems TPL. BTW I WATCHED DARKMAN AND IT SUCKED.
Katamaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:05
Katamaya
...Okay I laughed at the "30 second programmes between the longer programmes"
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:06
Xhumation
For some reason I really want to meet your uncle Reg.

Great show.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:10
braulio09
lost it at Uncle Reg. and by it, I mean my anal virginity, of course.
Clarke's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:14
Clarke
Well you are using the free version of Fraps.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:20
AgentMOO
That last scene frightened my cat.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:24
Handy
I had a teacher called Ronald McDonald. There was a story about him taking a class out on a trip and they stopped at McDonalds afterwards, he tried to pay by check and they wouldn’t accept it because he had signed it “Ronald McDonald”.

That’s relevant right?

Video was great as always.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:28
KingSigy
Pretty hilarious stuff. You definitely suck at Quake, though.
froman46992's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:29
froman46992
jim i would be honored if you did a what i've done on bayonetta and a review as well. just played the demo on ps3 and i must say its like devil may cry if devil may cry wasn't complete shit. While playing i had no idea wtf was going on and i was kind of button mashing but it was damn sexy while doing so. i take off my hat to you in respect.
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:30
robotbebop
Is using the word What in place of That a way that people actually talk?
SF Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:51
SF Legend
@robotbebop It is a way what people talk, yeah.
dsky's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 12:56
dsky
When will these be funny?
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 13:03
Kraid
The videogame show what I've done should'nt be about oppinions.
turbbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 13:04
turbbit
Those old mcdonalds clips are awesome.
Toucan Rider's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 13:04
Toucan Rider
@dsky when you get a sense of humor. ZING!
Super Mega Hyper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 13:05
Super Mega Hyper
I love the way the person who does the show about the videogames that they've done, switches from being semi serious and intelligent to completely moronic and ignorant.

Brilliant stuff.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 13:10
Jonathan Holmes
Both fascinating and terrifying at the same time.

The rest of the video was good too.
NuDimon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 13:31
NuDimon
You sir, are a Gawd among men.
But seriously. This was some funny shit. :p
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 13:45
Jim Sterling
"I'm still a little high"

Automatic opinion disqualification. Telling us how high you are does not make you awesome.
Dastardly007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 13:50
Dastardly007
I lolled out loud!
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 13:59
Dr Milkdad
ROFL @ the end.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 14:18
PhazonYoshi
@Nitex, I'm british, and the word I'd use was "brilliant". Just fyi.
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 14:20
Danl Haas
Can we safely say this is the end of the Uncle Reg saga? I mean, I really don't know where you can go with him now.
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 14:30
HammerShark
Past: Friends! Romans! Countrymen!
Present: kwaker oats! gypsies! Uncle Reg!

Jim Sterling only improves everything.
<applause>
Lil Jorsche's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 14:31
Lil Jorsche
What happened to the sarcasticly amazing and also hilarious articles u used to do Jim? (The ones some people decide to take seriously) Or am I just not checking the site when you post them?

Anyway, the vid was awesome.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 14:40
Jim Sterling
"What happened to the sarcasticly amazing and also hilarious articles u used to do Jim? (The ones some people decide to take seriously) Or am I just not checking the site when you post them?"

You're probably not checking the site often enough. I usually do one per week, although last weekend I took off for Thanksgiving.

In any case, check back at 4pm Central Time this afternoon. You'll get what you asked for.
Maxxthepenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 14:58
Maxxthepenguin
Please be about AC2 comment section.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 15:01
Gyrael
Quake is a videogame what is well old so it is a great.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 15:14
wanderingpixel
What? No mention of Assassin's Creed 2?
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 15:25
ace of knaves
This was...genuinely informative? Not about video games, sure, but I had no idea Grimace was a villain. It makes a lot of sense. His name is fucking Grimace, after all.
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 15:46
Emrah
Dark video is dark.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 16:15
Syn
You mean "Tke Kwakes" right? Everything used to be the.....BRING BACK THE THE!
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 16:18
Shadowiii
Aw hell it isn't hosted on youtube. :'(
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 16:23
-PL-
Quake: Still looks better than console games.
Torzelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 16:32
Torzelan
John Romero's about to make you his bitch.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 16:37
Johnny Justice
This one was actually partially good, thank you.
SnatchTease's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 16:58
SnatchTease
I jumped like a sissy bitch when I first saw that first dog, and studied it for some time after killing it, marveling at the 3d graphics I hadn't seen since Descent 1 & 2. lol.
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:09
TheDirtyHobo
Not good as some of the older ones, really. It seemed like you couldn't find much to make fun of with the game so you just did McDonald commercials instead to fill out time. Though I guess I'd rather have that then a 3 minute Reg joke
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:13
ErigBurger
Those trash cans are going to give me nightmares. :C

And seriously, fuck Roland McDoland. That self important ass.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:24
Technophile
Ronald is a scary son of a bitch. Seriously.

http://www.drmcninja.com/mcdonalds.html
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:42
Jim Sterling
TheDirtyHobo: Sorry you felt that way. It wasn't a case of me using Ronald McDonald to make up for the lack of Quake jokes. Quake was little more than an excuse to get me to talk about Ronald McDonald.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:37
Sexualchocolate
I'm getting tres sick of these bud adverts.....
Doobles's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 20:18
Doobles
Anyone else wonder what it would be like to take a dump in those trash cans at the end? It'd be like in their mouth and stuff. Weird. Also, how dare they call Grimace evil.
zanthox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 23:01
zanthox
Random guy logging on steam made me chuckle. <3
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 23:30
VGFreak1225
Jim Sterling, I will sue you for using my Steam avatar as part of your videos.
Also, awesome video as always.
haunted1013's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 06:22
haunted1013
Might be easier with Snow Leopard, which has built-in screencasting. Then run the original Quake in DOSbox; you can find a prebuilt package of both that's about 56MB.
themizarkshow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 07:38
themizarkshow
This video made me hungry.
Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 10:38
Bioautographical
Then head to McDonald's. They've got good things to eat and drink.
Boiglenoight Darkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:10
Boiglenoight Darkstar
Terrible. Also, EzQuake is a great mod.
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