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What else could it be this week? Well, it could have been anything, admittedly, but I chose Modern Warfare 2 so you're going to have to live with it, no matter how sick of hearing about the game you are. If you are sick of it, check the video out anyway. You may find it cathartic.

The best thing about this week's episode is that it is 100% spoiler free! That's right, I have managed to be able to talk about Modern Warfare 2 without giving any game details away, so feel free to watch in confidence as I talk about the game. Just be aware that this is the "standard edition" of the episode. There is a "prestige edition" that comes with X-Ray Specs and will cost you $10,000.

In any case, go and watch the video. It's nice.


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urahara's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:08
urahara
I want a refund! My x-ray specs cant undress people with my eyes and therefore are useless. I want my money back plus some real x-ray specs for the pain you have caused to me and my not-naked friends.
killatia's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:08
killatia
NO NOT THE CHICKEN!
doifX's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:10
doifX
Brilliant as always, Jim. But seriously, no dedicated serpents at all? That's a bummer.
nsolo1717's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:13
nsolo1717
"just like starcraft 2 has no lambs" HAHAHAHA!
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:13
Tubatic
"This is worse than when I found out that StarCraft II doesn't have any lambs in it."

Awesome.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:14
Electrium
That was awesome. The gameplay was really good too, my favorite bits were probably shooting at the dog house and teabagging that one guy.
whateverthismeanstoyou's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:18
whateverthismeanstoyou
I really don't get the humor in what I have whatever clips. It's just utter nonsense.

Anyway, I do think MW2 is overrated. Single player is too hectic in place I don't even know what the hack is going on. Spec Op is limited to 2 players. Multiplayer is a super noob unfriendly and takes a lot of fun out of some folks like myself. Kill streak didn't make any sense. You often see kill streak awards leading to another kill streak leading to yet another kill streak and at one point I was literally trapped in a house waiting for the kill streak action was over.

Gah.....after a few hours of this game, I promptly went back to Borderland and start building my hunger character for the first time.

I guess I will try again sometime this week, but MW2, to me, is a disappointment.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:19
Kryptinite
LOL, Lambs.

Great stuff Jim!
scsitransfer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:20
scsitransfer
GAH First Zelda had to let you KICK chickens and now you can KILL THEM? that's just preposterous. Just prooves how EVIL activision really is.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:20
Jim Sterling
"I really don't get the humor in what I have whatever clips. It's just utter nonsense."

Your second sentence is the answer to your first sentence.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:23
Kraid
[CHET]
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:26
Shadowiii
You need to put all these on youtube. I love 'em but for some reason my browser refuses to play embedded Dtoid videos.
nsolo1717's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:28
nsolo1717
@whateverthismeanstoyou if you don't get the humor in it , you're not in touch with destructoid at all
CitizenErased's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:29
CitizenErased
"In concrusion, which is Japanese for "conclusion"..."
Haha!
Another great video.
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:32
Anonymouse
"In association with the Taliban"

That made the video for me, and it was only a few seconds in.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:33
Jim Sterling
Shadowii: I've been slacking on that. We put them on Youtube after they've been on Viddler for a bit. I need to go put the last two episodes on it today, which I will do whenever I can spare the bandwidthz.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:34
Los255
BUT.....JIM.....WHAT WILL I EAT!?!?
ph00p's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:36
ph00p
I was LOLing too much after the masterbating comment to hear what you were saying great video! Best one yet!
The Young Scot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:36
The Young Scot
FUCK YOU! Buckaroo was awesome!
Death by Yeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:48
Death by Yeti
I somehow knew this would be about the chickens
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:55
Holyetheline
This video is the best part about working Saturdays other than the fact that I don't do much work on them... at all.
Wheatspin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 12:55
Wheatspin
HAHAHAH that was amazing you impress yet again.
RFlagg's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:03
RFlagg
There seriously needs to be a show entirely devoted to Unlce Reggie. Just throwing that out there.
dwolfwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:06
dwolfwood
haha this one makes up for the bayonetta wanking
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:07
TheDirtyHobo
These would be much better if you just stopped the 12-year old level "ololol i was molested as a kid isn't that funny" jokes in every single episode. As much as I disrespect you for your religion bashing in so many articles, I can differentiate that from your comedic talent, which you do have quite a bit of.
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:09
Blasto
The chicken massacre controversy, fuckin' brilliant man. Also, I don't care what anyone says, teabagging with proper comedic timing is an art.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:09
Monodi
In before PeTA
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:13
TheDreadHawk
That headshot at 3:05 with the L86... Jesus Christ that was lucky. Haha.

Great video Jim. As always.

"And by hair I mean pubes" made my day.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:13
Jim Sterling
"These would be much better if you just stopped the 12-year old level "ololol i was molested as a kid isn't that funny" jokes in every single episode."

Actually, it's "lololol I had a fucked up childhood involving one of several horrible family members" jokes every episode. Uncle Reg is not mentioned in every episode.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:16
Jordan Devore
Everyone needs to rock the [CHET] tag.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:19
Sexualchocolate
@ shadowii me too man, laptop is fine but for some reason N97 doesn't love it.

Get em on youtube! Love vgswid!

Jim, you may be a fat princess but you are too funny.

Peace out, back to killing chickens.
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:24
Wintersocks
I love the scenes of purposefullly bad gameplay.
It just fits.

No Lambs! Im going to signature a petitition.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:31
Zombutler
[CHET] made me laugh harder than anything else in any TVSWID. Bravo, Sterling.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 13:39
de BLOO
aw shit, I knew the 3 months after the BIGGEST SHOOTANS OF THE YEAR game came out was gonna be rough, but damn...
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:02
TheDirtyHobo
@Jim

Whatever you call it, it doesn't change the fact it would be funnier without those jokes. You know who else is trying to make humor based on a 'fucked up childhood'? Chris Rock. And look how funny his show is.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:10
HiddenAHB
So, when is the Uncle Reg special? I hope it is in Xmas.
Solozaur's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:13
Solozaur
Best one so far!
ParticleSt0rm's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:18
ParticleSt0rm
Actually funny, bigups sir!
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:26
Josh Tolentino
Nice work including a sample of Host Migration, Jim. That's really not PC gamers (or any gamers for that matter) should have to go through.
nekobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:31
nekobun
Best Uncle Reg segment to date. White Christmas. Seriously.

Though I thought all you Brits said "Crimbo."
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:36
Dr Milkdad
Thanks Jim.

I was eating a warm sandwich with tons of mayonnaise, which was in my mouth when you went on that amazing rant about your uncle Reg.
I simultaneously laughed my ass off and spit out all the food in my mouth.

You win this round....
Quadzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:38
Quadzilla
Your sense of humor is truly brilliant :D....
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:44
Emrah
Dammit Jimmy, I thought you said no spoilers! I'm now totally spoilt by this awesome video..
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:46
Mr Wrighty 987
Pop-up Pirate, fuck yeah!
Lost Remnant's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:47
Lost Remnant
This is the first one of these I've watched, I shall hunt down the others and binge on it.

Also, FUCK chickens those bastards haunted my dreams in Zelda.
Nitex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:47
Nitex
You're so retarded. It was funny though.
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 14:49
Emrah
Btw guys, this guy is probably going to be the gaming masses new meme:
http://gamesthirstarticles.blogspot.com/2009/11/teen-goes-mad-after-playing-mw2-for.html Somebody do sth with him!
AfroWalrus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 15:01
AfroWalrus
"I can shoot people any time". Frighteningly close to the truth there.
zanthox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 15:06
zanthox
Well done, sir.
Necron117's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 15:15
Necron117
Absolutely hilarious.
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