Do you know Kung Fu? If not, you soon will do when you watch the latest Videogame Show, which is all about ... you guessed it ... Kung Fu. The videogame, not the martial art famously practiced by Constantine and Hong Kong Phooey.
This one seemed to turn out pretty well, and I think I will definitely get on Gametrailers or The Escapist or Screwing Attacks if I keep this business up. I'm stepping ever closer to becoming the number one videogame Internet celebrity superstar. If the video itself doesn't get picked up, I reckon I could at least get on American Idol thanks to the end credits.
Hit the jump for the video, and watch it with the eyes that live inside of your head.
Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize.
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I'll never stop watching these until I get bored of them which was last episode.
I kid! Clearly it'll be lacking a little bite after the first episode or two, but I think it'll be entertaining to see what happens with the formua, since this episode was much less to do with Kung Fu compared to the focus on Megaman in the first episode.. at least that's how it came across.
While the 'Street Fighter II: Revenge of Jaffar' vid is my favorite, I still liked this one. I always look forward to the delicious pun at the end of the vids.
So I went on my lunch break and drove home to pick up Crackdown for a fellow co-worker who just got a 360. When I arrived home I got in a fight with my fiance about how we can't afford for her to quit her job and she was very angry at me for trying to encourage her to keep her job. On my way back to work my car broke down completely, there was some kind of loud boom that came from under the hood and now it won't turn over when I crank the keys. It does nothing, but the battery is working because the radio works and whatnot. Anyway I had to call my Fiance, who was mad at me, so that she could pick me up and drive me back to work (I was 7 minutes late and got an attendance violation for lateness.) My fiance tried to give me a cigarette to calm down and ever since I quit smoking them on a regular basis they make me sick. I was on my third drag (No complaints about the buzz I get from the occasional cig) and when I went to blow the smoke out of my mouth I leaned out the window and began gagging because the smoke was so disgusting. It calmed me down a bit about this shitty day but overall I still hate smoking. Sometimes when I am drunk I can handle smoking a cig but I am rarely drunk and haven't smoked a full cig for months so that's probably fading and I think I'll just stop completely. When the fiance and I finally made it through some terrible road construction and back to work I kissed her goodbye but I'm still pretty upset about her lack of job, especially after my car exploded and I spent $1300 last week so we could move into a different house.
And after all that shit you still made me laugh... hard. Thank you for making today a little better. This is why I always come on Dtoid while I'm working... If I didn't then I would just lose my mind.
They hurt me in ways displeasingly erotic. It's like sniffing paint when you've already sniffed too much paint and it hurts but you can't help doing it just a few more tines because you've already gone retarded.
To everyone encouraging Jim to stop making these, I encourage you to stop watching them! Isn't that the number one rule of the internet? Never look at the parts you hate, that way you'll never have to leave a rude comment. That's why overall, most comments on the internet are so positive.
After the Cool Spot one which was mildly disappointing (probably due to jet lag or whatever at the time) this one sees you back in true form.. Good job Jim!
i liked the part where you said those funny things and made the inappropriate jokez i want you to do fantasy final 7 i love that game i have some art i will send it to you jim sturling and you will do a greatest video
o_0 i made one of these faces because they are in the youtube comments all of the time and they are the best especially when it is form japan or on neo gaf
Meh, Mega Man was the best. The only really funny part in this one was "congratulations, Kung Fu. You're a work of martial art." This is the kind of video feature that really just shouldn't be weekly.
It's a great satirical series of the reviews of gaming and popular culture, and mocking some of the more unintelligent of the voice boxes is a great addition. A British accent really helps.
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Also, Bloodsport. Greatest movie, or greatest movie?
I kid! Clearly it'll be lacking a little bite after the first episode or two, but I think it'll be entertaining to see what happens with the formua, since this episode was much less to do with Kung Fu compared to the focus on Megaman in the first episode.. at least that's how it came across.
I think he comes up with the puns first, and writes around that.
please don't stop
Never stop singing, Jim.
And after all that shit you still made me laugh... hard. Thank you for making today a little better. This is why I always come on Dtoid while I'm working... If I didn't then I would just lose my mind.
I love you guys.
Also, I've been drinking.
It's just like real life!
terryxlr
August 12, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Barely watched any of this video. All I could think bout was this guy sounding like a Yahtzee knock off.
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Ignorant racist f**k
o_0 i made one of these faces because they are in the youtube comments all of the time and they are the best especially when it is form japan or on neo gaf