THE HALOS!

Probably the best one since Bioshocks: you seem a lot more lively in this one, and love the Lionel Richie reference!

Haha...that was clever using footage from that Mad World game instead of Halo.
I think using Gears of War would've been funnier though.

Jim, disgusting as usual. I LOVE IT! Keep it up. :D

This week in randombullseye comments: Jim sterling's video blog.

Jim this amazing.
You say that you were a failed comedian, how?
These are funnier than zero punctuation and all the other shows even remotely similar to this.

keep on making more Jim!

makes me said that the princess is always in another castle in this game :<

I got tired of disparaging in the comments and stopped watching for a while.
Then I watched this, and I don't know why I did it. But I laughed.
God help me! I LAUGHED! Very good job.

Ah yes Halo. The only legal way for pedophiles to play a game that let's 10 year olds talk dirty to them.

Jim, you made a mistake. Clearly that was footage from Doom 64 because I knows this because I played that game one time and the graphics are better than Doom 2 so it was Doom 64 because there are chainsaws. In it. Halo is clearly the best game ever made.

did I get ripped off? My halos was not like this, it had 3 more colours. Colours aren't next gen, I think I got ripped off. Thanks for the heads up, Jim!

Definitely one of the best so far. I love you, Jim.

batman

"take on the role of a spartan named Master System"
First I laughed, and then cried while laughing, and laughed some more!
Bravo Jim.

I really liked this one, Jim. Very funny. You have quite a career ahead of you. I heard on the podcast that you're looking to get into voice acting. Well, do it already!

YO JIM IM REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT YAHTZEE HAS THE BEST VIDEOGAME SHOW EVER.

Jim you Sony fanboy, you got the main character wrong. He wears green, is the only one in the army whose any good at combat, carries around a hot small blue thing, and has to deal with floods. ITS LINK YOU BRITISH JACKASS!!!!!

Oh, Jim, you're so irreverent

JIM you are fucking awesome!

Thanks for making my day! Keep it up!

Sarcasm is always funnier when you explain the jokes. Damn I love this series it's just so retardedly genius.

haha Halo-elujah!!

That was Halolarious!

God I love it.

you know lino richie made gears 1000X more sensual

"The aim of the game is to put on headset and get called a faggot as quickly as possible." - Just classic!

Actually, this was actually another good one, actually.

I liked that part in Halo where you had to stop the world from being destroyed by the Geth because that was fun.

Every since that swine flu thing started going around, I've noticed that British people just aren't as funny as they used to be. It's a shame. Now I have to get all my laughs from French Canadians and inebriated Cajuns..

You really should do this show more often, Jim :-)

I feel bad for the Halo fanboy that decided to go to Dtoid for the first time today.

Another one that goes to this shitty player. One by one, all video content on this site got unwatchable and no one here seems to give A SHIT about the complaints some users have made, not a explanation, no nothing. Nice going then, cya around, thanks for the awesomeness of the past year.

Solid laughs throughout. Best on yet, great job Jim. MOAR!

I do agree Kadgi. The video was laggy throughout no matter what I did. This needs to be fixed Jim just like your terrible "comedy".

But only kidding, very funny video. Seriously fix the video player.

That was freaking brilliant...so what did your bra'va do to dat girl?

Videos never work for me in this type of video player.

The same video player runs much better on rock paper shotgun, I think it's just Destructoid itself that is laggy. Needs a patch or two.

You're the best troll ever Mr. Sterling.

I am never going to play this: it gets WAY to framey when Lionel Ritchie is played over it

Oh yes, so very good.

Awesome.

P.S. Haloez should be rated "T" for .. Tweenager-iz-is.

Yet again jim you have out done yourself.

The ending to this video was more emotional than the actual Dom and his wife storyline.

@Soulwax
I agree with you 100% there Soulwax, the "Dom looking for his missing wife" storyline was unwanted and unnecessary.

best one yet!

Probably my favourite one so far. Keep it up Jim! :)

I can't be the only one who feels that this needs a lot of work, can I?

Stop with the silly affected accent, stop with the unfunny and predictable attempts at humor, and don't rip off the fake reviews that Something Awful used to do unless you can do it better. In those reviews,they would often mix up screenshots and character names (the first two things you do in this video) or pretend to not fully comprehend the game they were talking about (which you do throughout this video). I can see that this has influenced this production, and I beg you to look elsewhere for "inspiration".

Jim, you need to work on your writing "style". There is no reason to transparently signal your feelings about a topic by adding awkward and unnecessary descriptors to your news stories like, " . . . said the obviously insane and pathetic man." This comes off as childish.

Also, take off the monocle. It's not amusing or interesting, and it makes you look like the attention-starved freshman kid with the silly, unwieldy hat.

Please don't take this as an attempt to troll or whatever, as these are just honest opinions. I am aware that you or someone else might remove this comment, but I hope that you remember what I have said.

Thank you.

You're all I've ever wanted, Jim

@Blodia

The very fact that you think someone might remove your comment goes to show that you have absolutely no clue whatsoever what this site is about.

Halo, I love you, won't you tell me your name?

Blodia: I don't read Something Awful, so I don't really know to what you're referring. I mean, I appreciate the somewhat patronizing criticism, but a lot of your criticisms are based off nothing but things you have assumed about me, so until that's sorted out, I'm afraid I can't comply with the majority of your demands.

Also, what affected accent? I *am* actually British.