One of the benefits of VSWID is the fact that it's meant to be crap, so that when I have my weekly genuine editing problem, I can get away with it. This week's problem is the fact that my video converter made the footage all blurry for no reason and I did not notice until it was too late.
Still, I am free from the shackles of awful Windows Movie Maker so the actual cuts and stuff in this video look better, while still resembling something made by someone who has no idea what video editing means ... which is true. Anyway, Pinnacle VideoSpin has become my video editor of choice. It's got the Sterling recommendation.
Do please check out my video. It's about Dragon Age: Origins and has loads of sex in it. It's probably one of my favorite ones yet. Also, VSWID fans (all five of you) need to hit Dtoid this same time tomorrow, where a FREE BONUS EPISODE will be revealed. It's the long-awaited CHRISTMAS SPECIAL and I promise you right now -- it's the greatest VSWID adventure yet!
Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize.
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I am enamored with Dragon Age right now, but this was still pretty funny. The awkward sex scenes are laughably bad. Still a great game even if it is a wonky on the 360.
I love Dragon Age: Obstetrics. It is my favourite game of the month probably for all the reasons you just mentioned in the video you made that I just watched. 6/5 Tolkeinses.
OH SHIT SOMEONE DID A VIDEO ON DRAGON AGE THAT MEANS NOBODY ELSE CAN DO IT!
Don't be pathetic. The only similarity between the videos is that we have English accents. It's pretty tragic if your brain is only capable of processing one English accent at a time.
What's your point? Oh no! Two game critics with English accents did farcical video features on the same game! One is an actual review with a snarky tone while the other is... performance art. Or something.
@x1251: He's only a Yahtzee wannabe in as much as both are English and both make videos about videogames. They're completely different styles. Your accusations are groundless :/
x1251 was a member of joystiq for like a day. He did the exact same thing there, started trolling one Andrew Yoon's on an story Andrew wrote and was banned.
It's almost funny to see him do the same thing on here, as well, like a good one trick pony.
Dude, seriously, go outside and throw a ball around or something. You really need to broaden your horizons if all you can do is flame people in the most pathetic way imaginable. I'm not saying that for my sake. Really, out of genuine concern. There's a whole great big world out there. No one's getting offended, you just come across like an idiot.
@ x1251 - whether jim copies yahtzee or not (altho he doesnt) what does it matter to you? why would u waste your time and effort writing out obnoxiously long paragraphs each and every day about why you dislike Jim Sterling? get a life. seriously. go get laid or something.
@x1251
Until you remeber that Jim never promised a review in the video. The concept is that Jim talks about the game from the perspective of a moron. Yahtzee talks about it from the perspective of a genuine critic. Noone's taking it out of context except YOU.
Dude, just give it up already.
On the topic of Yahtzee apparently being exactly the same as this (?), I'm looking down on the Zero Punctuation shirt I'm wearing and thinking some VGSWID stuff to shove on splitreason would be a great idea. How's about an "I'm not a racist, I only dont like asians and they're not a real race anyway" shirt for anyone who has the balls to wear one in public!
hmmm, i dont really find these videos very funny either. but to resort to calling the guy fat is completely irrelevant and makes your views and comments completely worthless.
Don't ban him. Let him keep posting. He has completely surpassed that realm of successful trolling and has reached the level of train wreck to the point where I can't even force myself to get offended at him. I wouldn't be surprised to find out they cry the entire time they are typing, all the while cutting grooves into their arm in between posts.
Not that it matters, but I don't recall once defending Jim, x1251. But congratulations, you derailed a comment thread on the internet. Negative attention is better than none at all, yes?
Anyway, I haven't seen to many of these Jim but I like 'em. I can't wait to see the bonus episode.
@x1251 'I mean you even try and rip off the clever little musical intro. WTF? You couldn't just start off with a title screen, and then jump into the sexual molestation jokes'
You know, I'm actually wondering whether you're really genuinely being a trollus retadus or you're being sarcastic and utterly failing at the entire concept of sarcasms actually.
Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?
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12:00 PM on 12.19.2009
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(Dragon Age: Orgasms!)
... and if you sing like that during real life sex scenes... I predict that you're single! :)
Love all the bad puns!
Good job! XD
Ignorant prejudice!
Don't be pathetic. The only similarity between the videos is that we have English accents. It's pretty tragic if your brain is only capable of processing one English accent at a time.
What's your point? Oh no! Two game critics with English accents did farcical video features on the same game! One is an actual review with a snarky tone while the other is... performance art. Or something.
So feel happy or something?
Please stop ripping off Rainman by being just as autistic as he is.
By your logic, didn't Yahtzee rip off Jim by doing Demon's Souls after Jim had already done it?
Yep. Yahtzee 100% ripped me off.
Yahtzee also makes games, and some British people made games before him. Therefore, Yahtzee ripped off all of Britain's game industry.
I can use pathetic prejudice logic too!
x1251 was a member of joystiq for like a day. He did the exact same thing there, started trolling one Andrew Yoon's on an story Andrew wrote and was banned.
It's almost funny to see him do the same thing on here, as well, like a good one trick pony.
Dude, seriously, go outside and throw a ball around or something. You really need to broaden your horizons if all you can do is flame people in the most pathetic way imaginable. I'm not saying that for my sake. Really, out of genuine concern. There's a whole great big world out there. No one's getting offended, you just come across like an idiot.
Funny as always Jim. Especially the singing.
Seems like everyone wants to be like some other British guy who shall not be named.
*Facepalm*
Until you remeber that Jim never promised a review in the video. The concept is that Jim talks about the game from the perspective of a moron. Yahtzee talks about it from the perspective of a genuine critic. Noone's taking it out of context except YOU.
Dude, just give it up already.
Your obviously hurt about something. Are you buggered on a regular basis?
Also, Yahtzee stopped using various musical themes a good while ago and just uses a standard intro now, were you banned from there too?
Good video Jim as usual.
I'd wear it with pride under a hoodie.
http://www.erightsoft.com/SUPER.html
It's a free video converter and the best I've found so far. I haven't used a commercial software since I've found it.
Jealous much? Now, it's time for you to have a warm milk and get tucked into Bed. You've had a busy day, and the grown-ups need time to themselves.
Not that it matters, but I don't recall once defending Jim, x1251. But congratulations, you derailed a comment thread on the internet. Negative attention is better than none at all, yes?
Anyway, I haven't seen to many of these Jim but I like 'em. I can't wait to see the bonus episode.
Your next show better be good, or I'll make your uncle Reg look like... a guy who didn't rape you quite as much, actually!!
Why you so racism?
Poopie, now I have a sad face
You know, I'm actually wondering whether you're really genuinely being a trollus retadus or you're being sarcastic and utterly failing at the entire concept of sarcasms actually.
I'm so sorry!
But this was probally one of the worst ones. Stil pretty funny though!
Jim your usually hilarious, hope you get back to form sonn...
Althogh now that I think of it, the line about it being a sequel of Mass Effect which was a Porno, was Petty darn funny!