There originally wasn't going to be one of these this week, since I was traveling. However, I had an idea on the plane ride home and I found it so funny I laughed really loudly in the face of the frightened woman sat next to me. Then I punched an air stewardess when she told me to calm down. I also refused to turn off my electronics when the plane was about to land. That's the last time Delta messes with me.
This is being posted tonight on account of the site downtime happening tomorrow. Be warned that this one has a few offensive bits in it. Not that you really should worry about that kind of thing if you're still paying attention to my diseased rubbish after all these years.
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