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There originally wasn't going to be one of these this week, since I was traveling. However, I had an idea on the plane ride home and I found it so funny I laughed really loudly in the face of the frightened woman sat next to me. Then I punched an air stewardess when she told me to calm down. I also refused to turn off my electronics when the plane was about to land. That's the last time Delta messes with me.

This is being posted tonight on account of the site downtime happening tomorrow. Be warned that this one has a few offensive bits in it. Not that you really should worry about that kind of thing if you're still paying attention to my diseased rubbish after all these years. 

Watch the stupid bloody video, anyway.








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Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 18:03
Cheeburga
I like the british mans videos because his voice makes me laugh. it's a funny accent that i'm not used to hearing since I live in America. A place where that accent is not very popular. it's a funny accent though, and jim sterling is quite the character.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 18:06
Monodi
UM BONGO
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 18:12
Ocified-Xboxer
I'd like to be the first person to openly admit I had this game, and I actually liked it...It's unfortunate there was never a 'Avoid the Noid' video game.
donkeykong's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 18:16
donkeykong
I like the way he pretends he's dumb by saying dumb things, and therefore makes his point clear by saying the opposite of what he means, by portraying the dumb opinions as though they are from a dumb man!

Such logical fallacy delights me! More exclamation points though!!!!!
AfroWalrus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 18:19
AfroWalrus
How dare you slander the name of Croc: Legend of the Gobbos! I'm going to go sulk and drink some Um Bongo in the corner.
Avalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 18:24
Avalon
Oh man Um Bongo.
I recently felt old when I saw a kid telling his mother that he didn't want to drink Um Bongo because he didn't know what it was.
AstralDrmz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 18:24
AstralDrmz
7-Up damnit.This was a weird ass game, but I still always opted for Sprite...or Surge back then. Ah, how I miss Surge...
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 18:27
AlienGuy18
Funny, but not the best of your vids Jim. The credits were the best part.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 18:44
Holyetheline
I love this show. hahaha. Always a good laugh, please never stop doing this.
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 18:45
peachboy
I liked this one a lot, and it delivered teh lols, but I might add in the friendliest way possible that these videos tend to go on about a minute or so longer than they need to.
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 18:45
TriplZer0
Eh. I didn't really get this one 'cause I never heard of Um Bongo or Cool Spot before. Pretty funny though, just not hilarious.

The Phil Colins genesis part was good though.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 19:15
Jamie McGinn
Your dad was a taxi driver then?
Banana Kid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 19:15
Banana Kid
@Ocified-Xboxer: Dude, yes there was! Yo! Noid was totally a Noid video game!

That game was awesome. And by awesome, I mean terrible.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 19:28
Chronic Logic
FUCK FIDO DIDO! COOL SPOT ALL THE WAY!
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Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 19:29
Chronic Logic
darn bbcode.

Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 19:49
Ocified-Xboxer
@Banana...There was a Noid game? I'm almost shamed I don't remember it. I do have Cool Spot on my PC and actually played it the other day...I really used to like it...Perspective is everything though. Any linkage on any Noid driven software?
Megadev's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 19:54
Megadev
It's a nice touch that the playthroughs of the game are so utterly inept. Um Bongo was grate.
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 19:58
Guncannon
Not quite as good as your previous ones, but I do like that this is a weekly feature to look forward to.
feighnt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 20:31
feighnt
Ocified-Xboxer: it was an nes game, so you should be able to find roms of it easily enough if you want to play it. there seems to be a surprisingly long entry for it on wikipedia, too:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo_Noid

(not that it's actually a long article, but i figured all you'd get was "Yo Noid was an NES game" and that's about it).

fun fact: Yo! Noid was one of the few videogames my dad tried to play - i've probably never heard him swear so much in my life :)
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 20:32
The Prodigal Son
@Mr. Sterling:: What part was offensive? (Maybe I should go to sensitivity training...)

@Ocified-Xboxer:: I can dig out my copy of Yo! Noid and take a picture if it's necessary... It was better than Cool Spot (because I didn't have Cool Spot). : )~
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 20:45
Johnny Justice
I'm a big Sterlamanic and all, but I really don't like this series.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 21:13
Chris Carter
I saw this preview on youtube. Not the best, but I really liked it.

I hope you take this all the way (to 100 episodes).

@the Noid game
I shit you not, guys, Yo Noid is one of my favorite games of ALL time.
ChristRogue's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 21:14
ChristRogue
I was always partial to the Orbitz video game myself.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 21:16
Electro Lemon
I haven't finished watching the video, but I couldn't wait to say that hearing a British person saying "Check it out now, the funk soul brotha" so colloquially is the funniest thing ever.

"Phil Collins Genesis"
Coldbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 21:17
Coldbrand
I'm not one.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 21:53
pendelton21
Dear God, I wasted so many days of my youth making my way through this game.
Lerz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 22:53
Lerz
I remember this game! My brothers and I had it!
. . . I don't think we ever got past the frist level.
This review was hillarious - great jorb!
Grasshopper7's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 22:56
Grasshopper7
The only way that could have been better would have been a Kiora reference. (It's too orangey for crows.)
along the way's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2009 04:24
along the way
Haters. This game wasn't that bad for a shameless brand cash-in title.
munkee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2009 04:44
munkee
jim your written articles and features are funny. I enjoy them a lot. These videos are not very funny :( they are pretty poor
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2009 05:44
Syn
NotSoFinal Fantasy Seven What I've Done
brimtastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2009 09:57
brimtastic
... I actually quite liked Cool Spot
JynxShot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2009 11:47
JynxShot
I fucking love this series of vids. And Cool Spot was kindof fun. I liked the part where you defeat Sephiroth on a Pepsi bottle.
b1zarr0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2009 11:51
b1zarr0
Not quite as good as the others though the Phil Collins Genesis part got a laugh out of me as well as the bit about your dad.

But I'll attribute the slight decline in quality based on you not really wanting to do a video so kudos for doing one anyways :)
Phallus Knife Fight's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2009 13:31
Phallus Knife Fight
One of these days someone is going to write Mr. Sterling's biography, and all the information regarding his childhood will be taken from these videos.
Ravana's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2009 13:38
Ravana
Haha, I loved the Noid game at the time, and I remember playing Cool Spot during a night of underaged binge drinking with my family-oriented friends, who were not a close family and not from the orient, but whatever.
whatisdelicious's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2009 13:47
whatisdelicious
The first one was awesome but there are only so few jokes you can do like this. Probably should have just left it at Mega Man.

On a side note, Destructoid needs an effing video podcast. I keep missing Rev Rants or Videogame Show What I've Dones or the other Destructoid originals because once their off the front page... never to be seen again.
whatisdelicious's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2009 13:48
whatisdelicious
FUCK MY LIFE. THEY'RE. I MEANT THEY'RE.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2009 15:07
manasteel88
so that whole video was just to talk about how Jim Sterling has had sexy time with somebody. epic.
Jormanks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 16:26
Jormanks
Cool Spot is just Cole McGrath minus the shades
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2009 21:56
DaedHead8
Whether Jim was a virgin or not really worried me. I'm so glad this video cleared things up for me.
shrikedoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2009 10:36
shrikedoa
These are the funneh because they make me LOL at the internets but then the people at work look at me.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 18:02
Toneman
Is it supposed to be funny? Or is it supposed to not be funny but make me think it's supposed to be funny. Either way it wasn't funny and I think I got trolled.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 20:18
AgentMOO
It's on the Phil Collins Genesis? Sold
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2009 14:14
Naim Master
Count me confused !
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 07:06
Endstiem
Fuck I loved this game.
PorkLord's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 02:18
PorkLord
Aaah I loved this game as a kid. Good times.
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