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Sega really should have released a special controller that dispensed paper towels.
Also I have a feeling that's the exact reaction high level Sony executives have to your work Jim.
Also I have a feeling that's the exact reaction high level Sony executives have to your work Jim.
Haha, I wouldn't expect anything less. Keep on shining, you magnificent diamond of a man! Long live the Jim Sterling.
You know I had the crazy idea to watch this while doing economics homework and thanks to you Jim I will never touch, see or even ever think about money and not relate it to masturbation. You've either doomed me to a lifetime of stripers or the most successful bussiness ever.
I'm definitely in that 1%, Jim. Hold on a sec, were you auto-asphyxiating? If so, bravo, my good sir.
I am confused and upset! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
I'm going to sue Platinum Games for making such a wank-worthy game. Poor Jim was helpless to resist.
I'm going to sue Platinum Games for making such a wank-worthy game. Poor Jim was helpless to resist.
I think I went through the entire Kubler-Ross grief cycle watching this.
Shock: "He's already doing a Bayonetta vid? Too soon?"
Denial: "Why's the audio cutting out? Don't tell me he screwed it up."
Anger: "Okay it's kind of still there. Who just records their TV with a mic?"
Bargaining: "Maybe someone will post in the comments and he'll fix it and re-upload."
Depression: "...oh god, do I hear what I think I hear?"
Testing: "Well, to be honest, it's not like there was any other way to handle Bayonetta."
Acceptance: "Well bargained and done, Mr. Sterling. Very nice."
Shock: "He's already doing a Bayonetta vid? Too soon?"
Denial: "Why's the audio cutting out? Don't tell me he screwed it up."
Anger: "Okay it's kind of still there. Who just records their TV with a mic?"
Bargaining: "Maybe someone will post in the comments and he'll fix it and re-upload."
Depression: "...oh god, do I hear what I think I hear?"
Testing: "Well, to be honest, it's not like there was any other way to handle Bayonetta."
Acceptance: "Well bargained and done, Mr. Sterling. Very nice."
The next video should be you getting off on the cotton commercial.
(The cotton commercials are WAY TO WHOLESOME for this site. Between, Bayonetta's butt, Jim's Juice's, Splinter Cell's machine gunning guys in the face, and God of War slicing people in half. The country music chick just looks silly.)
(The cotton commercials are WAY TO WHOLESOME for this site. Between, Bayonetta's butt, Jim's Juice's, Splinter Cell's machine gunning guys in the face, and God of War slicing people in half. The country music chick just looks silly.)
You had me thinking you were stroking it for real but then made it clear you were just pretending, at which point the video lost its value. :(
Is it gay if you masturbate to bayonetta while listening to Jim's moanings?, 'cos technically its still bayonetta....right?
Oh, and BIAS!
THIS VIDEO WAS RECORDED ON THE XBOX BECAUSE JIM IS CLEARLY BIASED
WE ALL KNOW THAT PS3 FANS ARE CLEARLY SUPERIOR WANKERS.
THIS VIDEO WAS RECORDED ON THE XBOX BECAUSE JIM IS CLEARLY BIASED
WE ALL KNOW THAT PS3 FANS ARE CLEARLY SUPERIOR WANKERS.
So this video was about as informative as any of your other shit, huh Jim? It's pretty obvious it was fake though. We all know that it has probably been many a jelly doughnut since you've last seen your dick.
I'm fairly new to Destructiod and I have been trying to be an active player in the community and I must say from what I have seen of your work I can easily say this would be a better place without you.
Also, my stance on liking it or hating it depends on if you faked or you actually did "the deed", respectively. I'd like to say no, but with you of all people... I can't be entirely sure. I'n not sure if I'm delighted or horrified at this.
SO... CONFUSED! TALKING... LIKE... WILLIAM.. SHATNER!! AACK!!
SO... CONFUSED! TALKING... LIKE... WILLIAM.. SHATNER!! AACK!!
If it was faked, I'm curious as to what the hell did make those sounds.
Regardless, Jim certainly had some stroke with this one! Ah. Ha hah ha. Ha.
Regardless, Jim certainly had some stroke with this one! Ah. Ha hah ha. Ha.
@Exostenza
I'm farly old to Destructiod and I have been an active player in the community for a while and I must say from what I have seen of your person I can easily say this would be a better place without you.
I'm farly old to Destructiod and I have been an active player in the community for a while and I must say from what I have seen of your person I can easily say this would be a better place without you.
Am i the only one who laughed the hardest when he said he wanted bayonetta to shit in his mouth? 4 guns, 1 jim.
You forgot to factor in the 50% of use that knew you would do that, as we are real men and no that Bayonetta is the hottest girl to ever be made from thin air.
Good work, I now proclaim you a voice of a generation of real men.
Good work, I now proclaim you a voice of a generation of real men.
Was pretty sure I knew what was going to happen in the video. I was right, and i still lol'd heartily.
Bravo.
Bravo.
Jim sounds like he's crying out in agony when he orgasms.
What the hell were you doing to yourself, man?
What the hell were you doing to yourself, man?
"Is that really the game music? That's horrible. I understand the 70s porno claims now."
YOU WASH OUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH!
It's the best game theme tune of all time.
YOU WASH OUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH!
It's the best game theme tune of all time.
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