60% of you will probably hate this video. 30% of you never liked anything I've done anyway, so will feel that this is par for the course. 9% of you will be confused and upset. 1% of you will absolutely love it. This video is for that 1%.
I was hoping to do Demon's Souls this week, but I'm having severe trouble trying to capture PS3 footage, because Sony doesn't like to make my life easy. Hopefully that will be resolved for next week, though, because I have a plenty of ideas for PlayStation games that so far have not been mined. Fortunately I had this week's video stored up for a rainy day like this ... and believe me, I make it rain in this one.
Anyway, go watch it and I want it stated for the record that I am not sorry.
Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize.
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While you were orgasming I pulled out my headphones in the middle of laughing. As a result, YOUR SCREAMS OF PLEASURE filled my house and riddled me to my core. Also I think my stepdad heard and now thinks I listen to German porn in my room.
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1:00 PM on 10.17.2009
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Cocks.
I don't care if this was sarcasm. I lol'd.
Now I'm off to open Acid Studio to make a trance remix of your orgasm sounds, Jim.
I'll always be in that 1% Jim, no matter how twisted that means I am.
I believe that level, Vigrid, is some sort of afterlife. The invisible people are dead folk living there.
Open up Facebook and sign in Farmville
Buy a lot of hens and couws
also add some horses and pigs.
Leave the app running and open a new tab or Windows
Launch and watch this video.
Hilarity ensured.
Bad Jim.
*hits nose with newspaper*
No.
That's the .. videogame show.. you HAVE done ..
Fap?
Oh yeah, the 'creative juices spilled by' at the end was pure genius.
Good ol' consistent Jim, lol.