The first thing you'll notice about this video is how I sound like my voice is about to turn into a frog. That's because I was sick as Hell when I recorded it. Still, I bravely soldiered on to produce the video, with a little help from our very own Rey Gutierrez, since I've been in Miami.
This week, I have been creating the video on the brand new computer of greatness that I have received. It allowed me to be a bit more adventurous with editing, even though the software I got was borked so the size has come out a tiny bit smaller than Viddler's player. Still, it's in actual HD this week, so progress has been made!
Oh, and I should also note that the script for this episode is horribly juvenile. I do not apologize in advance.
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I love August Burns Red, but not that cover XD. Still funny for the vid, though. I just bought the original Assassin's Creed yesterday...so I was messing around and I realized exactly how hilarious an AC VGSWID vid would be. And what do you know, BAM THERE IT IS
I like how the devs go on and on about how real the cities are... I guess I can see it
"holy shit that assassin lookin dude with the hood is beating up women! well, I better not react at all to what I'm seeing. doop dee doop de doooo."
You'll all be extremely happy to here that Creed are reufuckinniting.
Also, for the last few years around Christmas time, my roomie and I have sang carols (in the unjudging privacy of our own home) in tune with Scott Stap
is it just me or did those air punches and air head butts really make you feel like you were watching a cheap old b movie with a really bad fight scene ?
great video as always, but holy crap beating people in the streets made the game look like crap. you seemingly held onto the women by invisible strings attached to their faces and nobody even gave a damn about you attacking people, even when they themselves were the victims!
The commentary here wasn't as great as some of your others, but the 2 minutes after the credits almost made up for it. And the Uncle Reg shit is still a bit stale and forced.
would it be too much to ask for some sort of Uncle Reg warning in the synopsis, the "horribly juvenile" bit helps but isn't that apart of every VGSWID?
You bitch about realism when was the last time you actually had a 'realistic' experience in a videogame? Probably GTA am I wrong? And I could list you 20 things off the top of my head that aren't at all true to real life in that game.
If anything say it's not believable, but then you'd be wrong there too because
who's really gonna fuck with this crazy KKK lookin bastard, seriously? so there's some of that 'realism' for ya.
Your sad, whiny little twats yall are. Being able to beat the shit out of civilians- a downside...wow....wow
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1:00 PM on 11.21.2009
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Oh...sorry. Didn't mean to bring up bad memories.
Was funny til you stopped talking and made me listen to it though.
Lol at running your horse over the bridge.
@Jim Sterling See there's your comment, are you happy now
"holy shit that assassin lookin dude with the hood is beating up women! well, I better not react at all to what I'm seeing. doop dee doop de doooo."
Also, for the last few years around Christmas time, my roomie and I have sang carols (in the unjudging privacy of our own home) in tune with Scott Stap
FA LA LA LA LAAAAAAA LA LAAAA LA LAAAAAAAAAAA!
/pointless rant
and of course... the harassing of random characters.
I also agree that the space between Altair (is that the guy?) and the people he beats up is laughably huge.
You bitch about realism when was the last time you actually had a 'realistic' experience in a videogame? Probably GTA am I wrong? And I could list you 20 things off the top of my head that aren't at all true to real life in that game.
If anything say it's not believable, but then you'd be wrong there too because
who's really gonna fuck with this crazy KKK lookin bastard, seriously? so there's some of that 'realism' for ya.
Your sad, whiny little twats yall are. Being able to beat the shit out of civilians- a downside...wow....wow