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How could it be anything but one of my most anticipated games of the past twelve months? Having finally had my fill of Aliens vs. Predator, I felt it fitting to pay tribute to my favorite sci-fi monsters in the only way I know how, a Videogame Show What I've Done. Rebellion's interspecies shooter gets its dues in the most honest review yet. 

Speaking of reviews, we'll have the real one posted tomorrow, so stay tuned for that. In the meantime, check out this video presentation. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hilarity. That was a funny Alien reference in case you didn't get it for GOD'S SAKE!








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iconsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:06
iconsam
Brilliant.
Captain Quincy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:07
Captain Quincy
God I can't wait for Bad Company 2 to come out so that shitty add will stop airing.
Captain Quincy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:08
Captain Quincy
Also great job Jim!
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:10
Tarvu
I want Sonic back. Sonic wouldn't have sex with Facehuggers.
ygro wok's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:12
ygro wok
That was very alientertaining
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:12
Aurain
Probably one of the weaker ones you've done so far, but still pretty good.
Malcor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:13
Malcor
AWSOME!!!!
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:14
Shadowiii
@Quincy

SECONDED x A BILLION

Maybe this game would have done better had they released more trailers.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:14
RenegadePanda
Wow.

For once, I actually laughed at every single joke you threw out there. This can't be.

That was...dare I say it...good.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:16
Super Drybones
Illegal Alien Vs Sexual Predator
Balaamsafe's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:19
Balaamsafe
urgh, jim's mums front bottom
Ghost125's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:19
Ghost125
alien vs penguin LOL !!
stemot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:25
stemot
Brilliant! Loved the dig at the disorientation wimps out there. :D
Renend's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:27
Renend
wow. if everyone knew that everybody. yes. id probably know alot by now. be not that i worry so much about the things that i havnt. im glad i found out tho. thanks ben stiller.
kylamity's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:27
kylamity
This game's the bees knees
Telephis's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:28
Telephis
haha awesome
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:32
bluexy
Ya Sonic, fuck off already. :)
Tiauguinho's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:36
Tiauguinho
LMAO! Fantastic as usual!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:36
ace of knaves
Fantastic. On an unrelated note I finished The First Law trilogy yesterday, which I started entirely on Jim's recommendation. It was absolutely spectacular, I can't thank Jim enough, and you all must read it.
DonHonk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:38
DonHonk
IM TIRED OF THAT AD AUGH







I don't even want that game now. I'm not buying it because of that ad. GOOD JOB ADS
chronomitch's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:48
chronomitch
@DonHonk

I created an issue about that ad over here: http://destructoid.uservoice.com/forums/10603-suggest-a-feature/suggestions/489491-add-variety-to-video-ads

Please vote on it.
sersteven's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:49
sersteven
Alien vs. Predator?

More like Failian vs. Creditors............
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:50
Kraid
I think the game is more alienating than anything else.

AmIdoingitright?
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:51
Nicojay2
Sonic & The Videogame Show What I've Done: Aliens vs. Predator.

Remember putting Sonic's name in the title helps to sell it.

Also, Predator blow jobs.
senorfatso's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:56
senorfatso
..But is it better than Analien sex? huh? huh?
I hate myself.
ww3pl's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 12:58
ww3pl
It needs more Sonic. Somehow, it's effing great when you're talking about anals vs. postmans
Operative20's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 13:00
Operative20
Haha, good video, but... I want the sequel to the bioshock VGSWD. :(
AlphaJC's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 13:15
AlphaJC
LOL another hilarious vid
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 13:33
eskimo bob
best one you've done so far in my opinion.
jettpack's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 13:39
jettpack
Aluminum vs Peroxide. LOL
The Pilgrums's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 13:40
The Pilgrums
Anal Exams vs. Pederasts would be a much more interesting game. Are "The Path" people doing anything? If not, they should make this!
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 14:12
KingSigy
Hahaha, love the random names this game got. That upside down crap looks ridiculous and not in a good way.
lvclix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 14:15
lvclix
Another great Yahtzee review!
SnatchTease's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 14:16
SnatchTease
I want to play as the space jockey! Sit in my chair and look dead, can't be that hard, right? http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/images/comment-button.gif
SnatchTease's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 14:17
SnatchTease
uhm, ignore the link
Mousse420's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 14:51
Mousse420
ok jim you just won me back.
SmashDash's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 15:02
SmashDash
Seriously Sonic, fuck off.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 15:03
BluDesign
I'm just really tired of watching the BFBC2/gamestop trailer on every dtoid video. Aren't there any other forced ads you could get on there? What about The Planet? I see a sidebar ad for them right now. Progressive? They're up on a banner ad up top.

NO MOAR BFBC2 ad on every video! I know you guys pay for shit through ads, but you really ought to sell more clients or start using YouTube for hosting or something.
Burning Fire's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 15:07
Burning Fire
I need more promo trailers for avp before I decide to buy it.
Anjo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 15:08
Anjo
So. Could you, like, never stop making these?
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 15:13
Qraze
dtoid ads suck.
i'm glad poeple thought this was funny, i didn't think it was.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 15:59
Syn
Huh, and I thought that was ear wax I was cleaning out of my ears. Apparently my brain was leaking out.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 16:49
Holyetheline
hilarious as always
Saha's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 16:51
Saha
Cant wait fot the dtoid's "honest" review. Many reviews out there have bashed this game for all the wrong reasons.
Necron117's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 16:55
Necron117
This needs to be made into a thirty minute show for television.
Tomsta666's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 17:05
Tomsta666
No Sonic, Fuck off.

I laughed out loud at this.
Ehkard's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 18:16
Ehkard
Gears VS Aliens, that's what i want
Volgin13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 19:09
Volgin13
Wait if you fucked the Facehugger would a tiny Jim come out of the stomach?
Zulkyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 21:06
Zulkyr
My god, you could pretty much slap "no pun intended" for each three words in the video.

I like it.
SlyKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 23:27
SlyKill
Jim. I love you. But your a far better writer. I'm going to head back to Zero Punctuation for like antics.

Just so I don't sound like a sour pussy, I'll leave you with some good advice: the best game reviews and segments (zero punctuation and AVGN) use a lot of comedy, but they never forget to splice the comedy with meaningful/witty/relevant/practical/useful information. If you're going to spend time making a video, it's good to fire up a few neurons during the process.
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