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The 'Unconcluded Conundrum' of Swarmites


1:00 AM on 03.10.2011



Hothead scores my enduring affection once more with their latest promotional video for Swarm, coming to Xbox Live Arcade and PlayStation Network later this month. Unsolved Mysteries was a staple program in my family's weekly television lineup throughout the Robert Stack years. I actually remember the phone number ten years later.

Please, if you have any information that could help solve the mystery as to who can be inflicting such pain and torment on these pathetic, wretched creatures deserving of little more than our scorn and to be used as playthings for our amusement, call 1-800-876-5353.

Told you I remembered.






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