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Game endings are generally a time for players to reflect on both the good and bad times they endured throughout their gaming experience. Other times, endings can make you wonder how the hell you were tricked into buying the game in the first place. This is where Zelda: The Faces of Evil and Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon come in.
 
Many people consider these games to be a skid mark on the underpants of gaming society and these videos will attest to that. Pause the first clip at 1:24 and you will see what all the fuss is about.
 
Witness the horror that is Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon after the break. 

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ManSpirit's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 22:28
ManSpirit
I need a drink after that.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 22:33
Dexter345
I love how the animators for the cutscenes must have been paid according to how much movement there is. Even when the characters should be standing still, they're flailing their arms around and their hair is blowing in the wind and all of that.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 22:53
zaqu
look closely at the end of the second video, did any else catch a whiff of incest?
suckputch's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 23:12
suckputch
This game looks retarded enough to for "DVDdesign" to play
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 00:05
CaffeinePowered
Ah cd-i Zelda, why did Nintendo every allow that garbage to get produced
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 01:29
Lord_Satorious
"What happened?"
"Nothing Link, we were just about to have a feast."
"Great!"
"Ahahahaha!"

The writing is brilliant.
Ratcliff's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 01:30
Ratcliff
I can't believe link said "golly"
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 02:16
Lezbro
You forgot "Legend of Zelda: The Strange Case of the Pearl Necklace."
glamnesia's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 03:30
glamnesia
Check out the cheap hit just half way thru the second vid, after(!) the final boss, right before the ending. How bad can it get?
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 04:02
Milofo
Poor Link, always putting himself in danger for a little action and never gets it. All he wants is a kiss and he doesn't even get that. Stop blue balling him Zelda!!
apemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 05:09
apemon
Aww, Link was such a douche.
Demios's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 05:35
Demios
...I think i have cancer after that.
GENACON's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 07:45
GENACON
So um, You can get this game in ROM form right... right?

<.< ... >.>
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 09:25
Snaileb
LMAO AWESOME!!! WTF system was that running off of??? The gamecube?? =P
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 09:37
Pepillou2
IT BUUUURNS!
UncleRico's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 10:04
UncleRico
If I only had a dollar for everytime I yelled "It burns".
I really need to stop picking up women at truckstops.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 10:05
Justice
Damn nintendo, just gotta milk the franchises...

What's worse is the two boss battles were exactly the same except for what you throw and the location.
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 10:13
Pepillou2
Hee hee... this makes me LOL and throw up
FiXXXerX's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 10:26
FiXXXerX
Its like rubbing sand paper on your exposed crotch... but the sand paper is both on fire and excreting sulfuric acid.

This = pain
Christian's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 10:58
Christian
Link is retarded the Flash Animation!!!

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4068
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 11:14
deanhatescoffee
"Golly!"

LOL @ that Flash, Christian. "I can't wait to bomb some dodongos" indeed.
Christian's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 12:22
Christian
Thanks! Now maybe I can get rid of the "Newb" tag. :)
wrathx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 14:29
wrathx
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! $700 FOR A CDI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *passes out*
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 15:23
Jordan Devore
That animation was awesome.
Yuphrum's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 15:37
Yuphrum
Why did everyone always laugh at the endings of old films, tv shows and games?
garder's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 15:50
garder
NINTENDO DIDNT MAKE IT PLEASE DONTR THEM IT WAS RIP OFF IM A N-BOY I KNOW MY FACTS IT WASNT THERE FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
risnuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 16:51
risnuff
"Nooo! Not into the pit! It burns!"

Ganon's last words suck.
Robert's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 20:03
Robert
Best thing ever.
Iceciro's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 20:25
Iceciro
The console still maintains a cult following on the Internet.
-Wiki

NINJAWHAT
J_mac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 23:09
J_mac
i dont understand why ganon was such a treat to take over hyrule, you just had to throw a book at him, i mean a 70 year old librarian could take him out. did you notice that that zelda stabbed her father to start the cut scene.
Myrmidon16's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2007 22:22
Myrmidon16
my eyes! they burn! the goggles, they do nothin!
i hope i can still express my extreme hatred for these games during my temporary blindness.
BalAncE's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2007 17:12
BalAncE
"You dare bring light to my lair.You must die!!!"
That part made me laugh....hard.
I also think the second video is worse
jonnywrigs's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 11:53
jonnywrigs
those rocked!!! its boner time.
BeniBluemchen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 12:55
BeniBluemchen
Why I looked at the intro is beyond my comprehension, but here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Yjnp_pJlQ
xdeadstarx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2007 15:25
xdeadstarx
The reason they suck so bad is because these two games were made by completely different people than "Ocarina of Time", and "Majoras Mask", these games are, for lack of a better word, completely shi*! and anyone who thinks these are good has never truly played a zelda game.
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 18:37
pizzaface
I won!
Elrando's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:09
Elrando
NOOOOOOOOOO, Not into the pit, it burns!!!
Katana's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:27
Katana
Okay, can we NOT make a policy of attracting more attention to bad things because it's funny? We already do that with Halo 3's one-liners.
luciferific's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:29
luciferific
The look on Zelda's face at 1:55 on the second video is disturbing to say the least
polysics's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 22:29
polysics
Want to forget, want to forget, want to forget....
adam locked's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 13:30
adam locked
That animation is BRUTAL.
xyzzy929's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2008 00:59
xyzzy929
@bumbuliuz

They didn't know. Some company exploited a loophole allowing them to make these - atrocities.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2008 03:31
Detry
@xyzzy929

He made that comment over a year ago, I doubt he'll ever see your response.
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