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The top ten stories from the future (wavey fingers)


8:00 AM on 01.24.2010



The future. Who knows what it holds. Every second that exists is full of an infinite amount of possibilities each leading to another second with another infinite amount of possibilities. And all these infinite possibilities compound themselves with others infinite possibilities meaning there is no way you can predict the future -- unless you're the guys from ScrewAttack. Evidently they've got some sort of power and have used to it to bring us the top ten news stories of 2010.

A waste of the ability to look into the future, you say? Most likely. Hilarious? Of course. While much of the video above is easy to laugh at I have to say that if most of their predictions actually became true I'd be plenty happy. Kid Icarus, Killer Instinct and a game soundtrack by Justin Timberlake? Yes and please. In fact other than the world ending from Milo's eventual takeover, I'm fine with all of their joke predictions coming true. Oh, except the Madden one. I'd rather be a slave to a civilization of robots than have to see his big head everywhere.






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