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The future. Who knows what it holds. Every second that exists is full of an infinite amount of possibilities each leading to another second with another infinite amount of possibilities. And all these infinite possibilities compound themselves with others infinite possibilities meaning there is no way you can predict the future -- unless you're the guys from ScrewAttack. Evidently they've got some sort of power and have used to it to bring us the top ten news stories of 2010.

A waste of the ability to look into the future, you say? Most likely. Hilarious? Of course. While much of the video above is easy to laugh at I have to say that if most of their predictions actually became true I'd be plenty happy. Kid Icarus, Killer Instinct and a game soundtrack by Justin Timberlake? Yes and please. In fact other than the world ending from Milo's eventual takeover, I'm fine with all of their joke predictions coming true. Oh, except the Madden one. I'd rather be a slave to a civilization of robots than have to see his big head everywhere.








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DCDerekUSA's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 06:28
DCDerekUSA
I watched this yesterday. I was happy at the first announcement then realized what they were doing and was sad :( But the video was extremely funny
XakorXD's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 06:53
XakorXD
Whould be awesome to see Sonic With "Dick In A Box" as the main theme xD
Ball Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 08:39
Ball Buster
I would buy Madden Man on day 1.
Operative20's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 08:40
Operative20
I LOVED the left 4 dead 3 announcements. "2 weeks before the release date, valve will go ahead and release left 4 dead 4, causing confusion and chaos across the board."

And the milo thing. I could imagine the rebellion called the sony defense squad.
bigbowser's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 09:17
bigbowser
Wow Screwattack on destructoid... 2 among my favorite gaming sites united...
OverlordZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 09:17
OverlordZombie
Duke Nukem Forever with release date and Killer Instinct 3...if just one of this two really happens, this will gonna be the best fucking year... in years
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 09:21
covah
As I said when I was watching the Milo demo for the first time "this shit is skynet!"
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 09:36
ArrestedDeveloper
I usually like ScrewAttack but that wasn't funny.
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 09:51
JiR INC
@covah: So did I
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 10:05
Danzflor
One of the most original Top ten ScrewAttack has ever made. also, it' s nice to see the love between SA and dtoid <3
D-503's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 10:40
D-503
I come here to avoid ScrewAttack
Quoth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 10:46
Quoth
I actually found this funny. Good decision of them to go duo again on these.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 10:52
Elsa
The L4D one and the Milo ones were good.
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 11:06
ProperlyParanoid
I'm not a fan of ScrewAttack, but some of those were pretty funny.
AlexBebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 12:19
AlexBebop
I hope the Killer Instinct one comes true! The SNES game was my favorite fighting game growing up.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 13:26
Monodi
MILOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 13:30
Mr Kite
pretty funny ackchully.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 14:00
KingSigy
I loved this top ten. One of their best in awhile, even though most of their stuff is great anyway.
Mooks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 14:59
Mooks
I think ScrewAttack has finally found someone who can (at least partially) fill that huge hold after Handsome Tom left. Nick even sounds a bit like him.
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 14:59
Airbr1dge
Saw this yesterday... Nintendo/Sony fanboy resistence ftw! Lol
ChildOfLore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 16:15
ChildOfLore
Ha, I love that I read (wavey fingers) and knew exactly what he was talking about
Shiro Shishi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 18:39
Shiro Shishi
The Left 4 Dead 3 and 4 parts had me in stiches.

I love these guys!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2010 08:25
Holyetheline
this was pretty funny, haha.
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2010 10:00
catsithx
That was funny and yes I do want to play Killer Instinct 3 and left 4 dead 4 before 3. This was funny as hell though.
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