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The top ten butts in gaming photo

GamePro.com lists the top ten booties in gaming from the girls of Metal Gear to the baboons from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. The booty types range from the finest and tightest booties that designers could create to the weirdest and scariest booties that designers could ever come up with.

Check out GamePro's Top Butts in Gaming.

Hit the jump for the number one butt in gaming.

Jack is the top ass in gaming!

GamePro's top butt in gaming is Jack Thompson, the biggest @ss of them all.


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C4Vicious's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 16:50
C4Vicious
Dude, Kameo from...eh Kameo, and Fran from FFX totally should have been on that list. I agree with the #1 choice even if it's not exactly a nice ass...
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 16:53
Namelessted
They may have a good article on butts, but they are still calling their new expo "E for All Games" so they fucking fail in my book.
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 16:55
Cruds
Dunno there just all a bit flat and Voldo is just too nasty to be mentioned
Super Charged's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 17:08
Super Charged
That's the funniest thing Gamepro did since, uh, ever!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 17:22
Dexter345
Forget Fran from FFXII. Penelo had a nicer ass, as can be seen in the Revenant Wings promo stuff.
5lectro's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 17:26
5lectro
No Vanessa Schneider= ultrafail
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 17:31
Dexter345
I'm glad Jade from BG&E made the list. Her hotness is underappreciated.
Jaded Alyx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 17:47
Jaded Alyx
I concur with #5 and #4 :)
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 17:51
thisissami
what about rikku? tifa? kairi? all the final fantasy/kingdom hearts girls have nice asses!!! now when are we doing a nicest guy-ass feature?!?!? :D :D :D :P
Your Mom's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 18:03
Your Mom
Combining the debonair social graces of lonely fanboys with all the class of Maxim magazine. How easy is it to sell a gaming magazine these days? Should we write a real news story? Hell, no! Let's show a bunch of cheesecake screencaps and break for lunch?
GatsuTheBerserker's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 18:17
GatsuTheBerserker
Actually, Ashe had a nice ass, but I have to go with Fran because Ashe is a stuck up bitch.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 18:20
ceark
I'm gonna have to agree with fran ass.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 18:24
Faith
Fran had nice ass - the ears were hot too
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 18:32
Vigor
Na vaan's was nicer (wtf?)
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 18:56
TheBrain
Alyx is the only one on that list that even comes close to having an ass. Where are the round ones :(
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 18:56
Chris Taran
Fran has the ultimate in gaming asses. It's a damn shame she didn't make it on the list!



Just check out that delectable bottom!
Aequitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 19:07
Aequitas
I LIKE. BIG. BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE...

Someone should make a new list which includes Fran and isn't an excuse to make a Jack Thompson stab.
Monte's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 19:24
Monte
Now, now, i think there are too many fine asses in final fantasy to limit it only to fran... there should be a "girls from final fantasy" on that list... just like how they got MGS and DOA in there
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2007 22:46
Mxyzptlk
HAHAH GAMEPRO CALLED JACK THOMPSON A BUTT THEY'RE SO CLEVER.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2007 01:02
CaffeinePowered
I agreed, needs fran
Zero_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2007 01:35
Zero_
"i got a question was the girl from resident evil 4 in it ashley? i think"

JAILBAIT!
Hurricanemario's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2007 02:04
Hurricanemario
Yeah, how does a monkey make it, but not Ashley?
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2007 02:05
Pepillou2
I liek booties nd boobies :)
Michymaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2007 11:30
Michymaster
They forgot another famous butt:



Rayne will always rock
DurandalAI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2007 12:23
DurandalAI
Fran is the damn holy grail of ass.
Creamsnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 11:18
Creamsnake
Sorry I can't find a pic to do her justice but Sophia Esteed from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time is my fave.

Also she had like a ten inch waist and walked around in painted on jeans... that were unbuttoned.
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