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The top ten butts in gaming
4:57 PM on 01.06.2007, Faith 30 comments

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GamePro.com lists the top ten booties in gaming from the girls of Metal Gear to the baboons from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. The booty types range from the finest and tightest booties that designers could create to the weirdest and scariest booties that designers could ever come up with.

Check out GamePro's Top Butts in Gaming.

Hit the jump for the number one butt in gaming.

Jack is the top ass in gaming!

GamePro's top butt in gaming is Jack Thompson, the biggest @ss of them all.


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Cruds at 01/06/2007 16:55
Dunno there just all a bit flat and Voldo is just too nasty to be mentioned
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Super Charged at 01/06/2007 17:08
That's the funniest thing Gamepro did since, uh, ever!
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Dexter345 at 01/06/2007 17:22
Forget Fran from FFXII. Penelo had a nicer ass, as can be seen in the Revenant Wings promo stuff.
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5lectro at 01/06/2007 17:26
No Vanessa Schneider= ultrafail
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Dexter345 at 01/06/2007 17:31
I'm glad Jade from BG&E made the list. Her hotness is underappreciated.
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Jaded Alyx at 01/06/2007 17:47
I concur with #5 and #4 :)
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thisissami at 01/06/2007 17:51
what about rikku? tifa? kairi? all the final fantasy/kingdom hearts girls have nice asses!!! now when are we doing a nicest guy-ass feature?!?!? :D :D :D :P
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Your Mom at 01/06/2007 18:03
Combining the debonair social graces of lonely fanboys with all the class of Maxim magazine. How easy is it to sell a gaming magazine these days? Should we write a real news story? Hell, no! Let's show a bunch of cheesecake screencaps and break for lunch?
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GatsuTheBerserker at 01/06/2007 18:17
Actually, Ashe had a nice ass, but I have to go with Fran because Ashe is a stuck up bitch.
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ceark at 01/06/2007 18:20
I'm gonna have to agree with fran ass.
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Faith at 01/06/2007 18:24
Fran had nice ass - the ears were hot too
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Teamjesus at 01/06/2007 18:31
The Jack thompson thing, Like I did not see that coming from a couple 100 miles away.
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Vigor at 01/06/2007 18:32
Na vaan's was nicer (wtf?)
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Teamjesus at 01/06/2007 18:34
And Me and Jaded Alyx both concur.....alot.
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TheBrain at 01/06/2007 18:56
Alyx is the only one on that list that even comes close to having an ass. Where are the round ones :(
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Chris Taran at 01/06/2007 18:56
Fran has the ultimate in gaming asses. It's a damn shame she didn't make it on the list!



Just check out that delectable bottom!
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Aequitas at 01/06/2007 19:07
I LIKE. BIG. BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE...

Someone should make a new list which includes Fran and isn't an excuse to make a Jack Thompson stab.
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Monte at 01/06/2007 19:24
Now, now, i think there are too many fine asses in final fantasy to limit it only to fran... there should be a "girls from final fantasy" on that list... just like how they got MGS and DOA in there
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 01/06/2007 22:46
HAHAH GAMEPRO CALLED JACK THOMPSON A BUTT THEY'RE SO CLEVER.
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CaffeinePowered at 01/07/2007 01:02
I agreed, needs fran
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Zero_ at 01/07/2007 01:35
"i got a question was the girl from resident evil 4 in it ashley? i think"

JAILBAIT!
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Hurricanemario at 01/07/2007 02:04
Yeah, how does a monkey make it, but not Ashley?
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Pepillou2 at 01/07/2007 02:05
I liek booties nd boobies :)
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Michymaster at 01/07/2007 11:30
They forgot another famous butt:



Rayne will always rock
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DurandalAI at 01/07/2007 12:23
Fran is the damn holy grail of ass.
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Creamsnake at 04/20/2008 11:18
Sorry I can't find a pic to do her justice but Sophia Esteed from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time is my fave.

Also she had like a ten inch waist and walked around in painted on jeans... that were unbuttoned.
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