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The Tomb Raider and DoA porno movies


7:40 PM on 07.30.2007



While our wonderful sister site Japanator is being molested by an Elephant, I thought I'd take it upon myself to bring you some news from the land of the Rising Sun. Not just any kind of news my friends, sexual news!

Japan had their annual Adult Treasure EXPO 2007 (NSFW) wrap up this past weekend and from some of the pictures I've seen, it looks like it was easily ten times better than AVN. Of the many pictures you'll see, two of them will make you giggle like a prepubescent little boy. Specifically, Jewel Raider and Kazami from Thrust Film's booth. Yes, it took this long for someone to take every guys (excluding Reverend Anthony) fantasy and turn Tomb Raider and Dead or Alive into live action porno flicks. God I love the Japanese. 

I'm really hoping someone makes a Dead Rising porno next. I can see it now actually. Frank gets trapped in a mall full of zombies and the only way to kill them is buy ******* them all to death. Bow chicka bow wow.

[Via Maxconsole]

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