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While our wonderful sister site Japanator is being molested by an Elephant, I thought I'd take it upon myself to bring you some news from the land of the Rising Sun. Not just any kind of news my friends, sexual news!

Japan had their annual Adult Treasure EXPO 2007 (NSFW) wrap up this past weekend and from some of the pictures I've seen, it looks like it was easily ten times better than AVN. Of the many pictures you'll see, two of them will make you giggle like a prepubescent little boy. Specifically, Jewel Raider and Kazami from Thrust Film's booth. Yes, it took this long for someone to take every guys (excluding Reverend Anthony) fantasy and turn Tomb Raider and Dead or Alive into live action porno flicks. God I love the Japanese. 

I'm really hoping someone makes a Dead Rising porno next. I can see it now actually. Frank gets trapped in a mall full of zombies and the only way to kill them is buy ******* them all to death. Bow chicka bow wow.

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Scandalous's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 19:37
Scandalous
its..about..fucking.. time...
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 19:39
Hamza CTZ Aziz
high five scandalous! :P
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 19:44
moominsean
we beat them with womb raider:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387693/
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 19:45
SLiFE
Dead Rising porno, you say?
Sounds kinda hot.

Jark212's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 20:01
Jark212
Hell ya, Dead Rising!!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 20:17
the GAMEGOBLIN
interactive sex?!?!?!
Pixelated Lilac's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 20:37
Pixelated Lilac
Wow... uh...

Nice towels?
http://www2.moeyo.com/img/07/07/30/2/213.html
Pixelated Lilac's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 20:40
Pixelated Lilac
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 20:41
smackifilia
Jewel Raider looks like LaLa from Tiki Bar TV
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 20:59
Tron Knotts
Jewel Raider offers "the next level of interactive sex".

And here I though all sex was interactive.
pwned88's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 21:08
pwned88
Sex is always interactive, just not always reactive. Sunami88 for instance prefers necrophilia.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 21:10
NightDehumidifier
Hmm, I don't know if this counts as either fuckin' awesome, or fuckin' amazing.
generaldane's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 21:20
generaldane
Well after watching Code Geass EP 24 and 25 i am going to go ahead and say anime is where japan shines in most as related to television
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 21:21
Aerox
Hamza, you don't happen to have a brother named Arish, do you? Because if you do, he's my mom's friend on facebook and that's just kind of weird. Mostly weird that my mom is on facebook though.
Donoho's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 21:28
Donoho
Hoooold on there. Gonna have to confirm this in person. Been to CES/AVN. Guess I have to plan to trip to Nippon around the timing of this show. Anyone here want to be hired as host/guide ^_^
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 21:34
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Aerox: I have no brother.
Donoho: Are you going to go to CES/AVN next year? We will be there again just like last year.
HijackedFlavor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 21:47
HijackedFlavor
?
pwfd's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 22:32
pwfd
And even before that Womb Raider there was Mummy Raider!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300222/

the porn series is already bigger than the blockbuster series!!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:27
Mxyzptlk
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:27
Mxyzptlk
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:31
Joe Burling
Viva Pinata porn! No wait, that's a game...
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:43
Rogue Trooper
"Yes, it took this long for someone to take every guys (excluding Reverend Anthony)"

You know what? I have never fantasized about Tomb Raider or Dead or Alive. Maybe thats just me. Oh, and maybe RevAnthony.
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:45
Rogue Trooper
*Yes, it took this long for someone to take every guys (excluding Reverend Anthony) fantasy"*

Damn it, why is there no edit button?
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:49
Rogue Trooper
And ; "...and the only way to kill them is buy ******* them all to death."

Buy ******* them all to death? Should it not be "by ******* them all to death?"
Azereki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 01:06
Azereki
God bless the land of the rising sun.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 03:34
Rainbowblack
I'll be looking forward to DL'ing these from my local JAV torrent site within the next few months.
mrfreezy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 07:11
mrfreezy
anyone know why all im seeing is ???? and a bunch of squares when looking at those japanese sites?
RHibiki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 07:49
RHibiki
MrFreezy:

You most likely don't have the Japanese character sets for widnows installed. Either that, our your text encoding for IE/Firefox isn't turned to "Auto".
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 08:11
Altair78
Funny... once I read about this I thought "Weren't there like 4 or 5 paradies of Tomb Raider by now?", and long and behold I get just about all of them before I even get a chance to type it down. Thank you, DToid, my new treasure trove of porn (brea-... er... titles).

I'm curious about Kasumi though. My few run-ins with live japanese porn always sat wrong with me. Almost every chick I see on them looked like middle-schoolers. I know that Japan's theme sometimes, but still...
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 08:53
BluDesign
@freezy

You need the IME packs for XP. If you put your XP install CD in, you can go to the control panel and install them from there...

Or use any other OS in the world which will have support preinstalled.


The Japanese are masters of porn. Granted they blur out the good stuff, but they sure know how to compensate for it.

That link ain't safe for work, so don't even think about it.

moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 10:16
moominsean
asshole bots.
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 11:20
Altair78
Was wondering why I suddenly got the urge to kill
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 12:25
mix
adding 2 more to the list...lol
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 12:37
13thDragon
There already was an American Jewel Raider:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewel_Raider
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 13:28
Aetsen
Torrent LINK NOW!
Fleet3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 16:48
Fleet3000
i highly recommend plugging the link to google to get the page translated. fantastic stuff.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 09:49
brainderailment
I saw a bluray sign at that site. Porno not just for hddvd anymore.
timthegamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2009 12:44
timthegamer
now this is for pervs. not the modern warfare night vision goggles that that idiot made a stick about. but every guy is a perv anyway, so crank out the smut
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