While our wonderful sister site Japanator is being molested by an Elephant, I thought I'd take it upon myself to bring you some news from the land of the Rising Sun. Not just any kind of news my friends, sexual news!
Japan had their annual Adult Treasure EXPO 2007 (NSFW) wrap up this past weekend and from some of the pictures I've seen, it looks like it was easily ten times better than AVN. Of the many pictures you'll see, two of them will make you giggle like a prepubescent little boy. Specifically, Jewel Raider and Kazami from Thrust Film's booth. Yes, it took this long for someone to take every guys (excluding Reverend Anthony) fantasy and turn Tomb Raider and Dead or Alive into live action porno flicks. God I love the Japanese.
I'm really hoping someone makes a Dead Rising porno next. I can see it now actually. Frank gets trapped in a mall full of zombies and the only way to kill them is buy ******* them all to death. Bow chicka bow wow.
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7:40 PM on 07.30.2007
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387693/
Sounds kinda hot.
Nice towels?
http://www2.moeyo.com/img/07/07/30/2/213.html
=P
And here I though all sex was interactive.
Donoho: Are you going to go to CES/AVN next year? We will be there again just like last year.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300222/
the porn series is already bigger than the blockbuster series!!
You know what? I have never fantasized about Tomb Raider or Dead or Alive. Maybe thats just me. Oh, and maybe RevAnthony.
Damn it, why is there no edit button?
Buy ******* them all to death? Should it not be "by ******* them all to death?"
You most likely don't have the Japanese character sets for widnows installed. Either that, our your text encoding for IE/Firefox isn't turned to "Auto".
I'm curious about Kasumi though. My few run-ins with live japanese porn always sat wrong with me. Almost every chick I see on them looked like middle-schoolers. I know that Japan's theme sometimes, but still...
You need the IME packs for XP. If you put your XP install CD in, you can go to the control panel and install them from there...
Or use any other OS in the world which will have support preinstalled.
The Japanese are masters of porn. Granted they blur out the good stuff, but they sure know how to compensate for it.
That link ain't safe for work, so don't even think about it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewel_Raider