You ever notice when you're playing on your PSP/DS/SP/GBA/GBC/GBP/GB/Xbox-Xbox 360-PS2-GC w/ a screen attachment/
Modded Portable NES/
Modded Portable N64, that people well always try to look over your shoulder to see what you're doing? Well fear no more my friends! For there is a new product to help prevent these annoying jerks from disturbing your game playing time*. It's the
Tech Scarf!. If you didn't look like a jackass before playing the 360 outside, you sure will now!
This products other uh, potential, could be quite useful though. If ya know what I mean. You know what I mean. Do you know what I mean? I think you know what I mean.
I'm talking about watching porn in public. Mmhmm, baby. Bow chika bow wow.
*Does not guaranty in preventing the following: getting punched, kicked, stabbed, tentacle rapped, killed, and/or crapped on.
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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