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The Tech Scarf
by Hamza CTZ Aziz on 06.22.2006 0 comments

Tech Scarf You ever notice when you're playing on your PSP/DS/SP/GBA/GBC/GBP/GB/Xbox-Xbox 360-PS2-GC w/ a screen attachment/Modded Portable NES/Modded Portable N64, that people well always try to look over your shoulder to see what you're doing? Well fear no more my friends! For there is a new product to help prevent these annoying jerks from disturbing your game playing time*. It's the Tech Scarf!. If you didn't look like a jackass before playing the 360 outside, you sure will now! Computer scarf This products other uh, potential, could be quite useful though. If ya know what I mean. You know what I mean. Do you know what I mean? I think you know what I mean. I'm talking about watching porn in public. Mmhmm, baby. Bow chika bow wow. *Does not guaranty in preventing the following: getting punched, kicked, stabbed, tentacle rapped, killed, and/or crapped on.


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