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Come with me readers as I take you on a journey to a time many of us wish we could go back to. A time when you had no worries about your future, money and or love life. Yes, I'm talking about childhood. I miss waking up early in the morning to cartoon shows and hot breakfasts. Now, life is all about making as much money as you can so you can afford a decent breakfast. I don't know about you, but I've managed to keep a collection of my toys and cherished positions from my childhood. Recently, I was rummaging through my box of happyness when I came across the Super Mario Bros. movie children's book. Yes, there was a children's book based on the under appreciated masterpiece. The book is 23 pages long and loosely follows the movie. The only time I saw the movie was in the theatres when it first came out so I can't really remember the movie in detail. But I do remember enough to know that this book skips a ton of major points. That may have been the point though as this was just directed for the little chillens. I wonder if Bob Hoskins knows that a book based on his worst experience in a movie was made too? Take a look through the book in the gallery and let us know what you think of it.
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I used to have this and the coloring book. I don't know where they are. :(
too smart to be evil? what about doctor doom!?
Wow... thats evil..
im now smart enough to no that i never want to see the movie again
I'm too smart to fall for your tricks, Hamza.
"I miss waking up early in the morning to cartoon shows and hot breakfasts."
Amen.
I came.
my favorite part is the last page. "Luigi wanted daisy to return to the human world with him. But, she had a job to do. She wanted to return her poor father, King Bowser, to his throne.
Since when is Bowser daisys father? When did Koopa and Bowser cease to be the same... thing?
This book is silly.
I love how kids movies always portrayed the bad guys as people who willingly wanted to do "evil things," when in reality, most bad guys have misguided views and view their actions as right in some way.
What do I think? I think it's sexy.
Wow. I get the lack of detail in a children's book and all, but this is kind of laughable.
Also, I used to wanna bang Daisy. But then again I was like 7 or 8, something like that. She's kind of cute.
Wow. I never saw this movie, and I'm glad I haven't. Goombas are mobsters, Yoshi is some Jurassic Park abortion, Koopas are one singular douche bag, and just who the hell is Big Bertha?
my sweet sweet samantha mathis
I need this book.
I think Rev's original article on this masterpiece was the first article I read from D-toid. Been hooked since
I loved this movie as a kid. I need to watch it again.
wow... the was win on several fronts
Page #7: Two men holding each other
Page 11: Two men holding each other
Page #17: ummm...
I think this author might be a closet homosexual.
Ah, Samantha Mathis is so awesome... :-)
@Boolean
Two brothers can't hold each other?
Lol. Awesome. Thanks Hamza.
Number five looks like a knock-off Jay and Silent Bob.
"cherished positions" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's fucked up.
The awesome terrible SMB movie in children's book form? That's awesomely terrible!
Spoilers: Daisy's dad is Bishop from Aliens.
Also, I want to bang Samantha Mathis.
I saw this movie for like 10 bucks at FYE I got to go pick it up
John Leguizamo: Bringing sexy back, one moob and under developed pack of abs at a time.
That is a fantastic header image.
I've totally got this book :D
I really need to watch that movie again...netflix away!
Ive got the collecters cards around somewhere, even sent away to get the special folder to keep them all in. dont think i had the full set though
Because nothing says "children's book" better than John Leguizamo shirtless.
rofl that is hilarious. WOW. WTF?
This just made me remember that I had this book when I was younger. Holy shit. MEMORIES!!!!!