Alright, so technically the engraving on the Spy's new hand cannon isn't of your mother per se, but it is of somebody's mother, presumably the Scout's old lady. Hey -- it made for an interesting headline, or at least I think it did.
So wait, where were we now? The next Team Fortress 2 class update, which is being put out on Steam starting Thursday of this week, is going to grant the Spy access to one seriously badass gun. Hell, from here on out, we shouldn't even call it a gun; we must only refer to it as a hand cannon, or its proper name, The Ambassador.
Why is a gun in a shooting game post-worthy? Because hand cannons are more or less the greatest guns instruments of destruction ever, that's why. Don't tell me you haven't played Resident Evil 4! "Stranger. What you need that for? Going huntin' an elephant?" Classic.
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10:30 PM on 05.19.2009
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Awesome Spy long-distance assassination action!
Yes.
i think value is playing favorites
Besides, the Sniper will be getting back at him with some Jarate tomorrow, the last update before the release.
This is going to suck.
I'll enjoy killing enemy spy crabs.
That would be awesome.
Spycrab killers are the second least awesome people online, only sammich heavy killers being lamer.
The Pyro; The Mulitpurpose Class.
Just hold down W and Mouse 1.
Yes, I did see that and enjoyed it immensely.
@kefkaesque
Had a game on Gold Rush where my entire team went spycrab for an entire round. Everyone on the opposing team just watched and laughed except for one random guy who started killing us. His team booted him from the server.
We even managed to capture the first point.
Dude, I know. Don't think it'll ever happen, though. I broke down a while back and bought it for my PC when it was half-off and it ran much, MUCH smoother than I had expected. Even if it had been full price (which is not much), it was worth every last cent.
haha, the latest game i play on my computer is Warcraft 3.
Can't wait to be killed repeatedly by this now too. Are they going to roll out the non-achievement unlocks with this update, or will this be the last one people will farm for?
Wow, Heavy is least played? Weird.
I wouldn't worry too much about the processor when it's that close - it's the graphics card you'll want to take a look at. This might be a decent place to give you a starting idea of where your card stands:
various video card benchmarks
that'll happen.... -.-