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The DOJO began the week in a horrible way with Friends Codes. Just hearing those words brings a shiver down my spine. Anyway, you need to enter your friend's Code once and it's stored in the system. You can also have little status messages that only your friends can see. So call them a sh*t bag or something just in spite of the Friends Codes.

Some of the returning Pokemon were listed on Tuesday's first update. Suicune, Lugia, Entei, Staryu, Bellossom, Ho-Oh, Wobbuffet, Togepi, Snorlax, Celebi, and Mew are some of the returning Pokemons. If Mew or Celebi ever appear, they will drop a CD before they leave the map and do absoultly nothing to aid you in the battle. Tuesday's second update was for a new song called X: Tunnel Scene. This song comes from a game called X and was never released outside of Japan. Sakurai really wanted the song to be in the game and that's the only reason it's in Brawl. Not a bad tune; makes me want to actually play the game now.

On Wednesday, Sakurai talked about the Smash Ball. Players will have to break open the Smash Ball to use the Final Smash attack. If you don't use the Smash Ball though, it can get knocked out of you and the fight for it starts all over. There's also something called Pity Final Smash where the losing player is given a bonus chance to fight back. Speaking of Final Smashes, King Dedede's Final Smash, called Waddle Dee Army, was revealed. King Dedede summons an army of Waddle Dees and Gordos to the battlefield.

For today's update, Sakurai talks more about Basic Brawl. Basic Brawl is where you fight people anonymously and your records aren't kept track of. You have only 45 seconds to pick a character or else the computer will randomly select one for you. Then, you can vote for the stage you want and items are determined by lottery. Now here's where some major bullsh*t comes out. If your opponents get dropped out of a match, their characters will then get taken over by the CPU. I like the idea of the computer coming in to take over. What I don't like is the fact that you will never truly know if you are ever fighting a human or a computer in Basic Brawl. That's no good. 

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ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:33
ShadowXOR
This amazing "feature" really pisses me off. I want to play the online mode to KNOW I'm playing a human. It should at least say CPU over their head when the person drops so that I know I can stop wasting my time since I've essentially reverted to playing single player. This is a horrible feature and a huge disappointment. I guess I'll have to enter a million friend codes so I don't have to bother playing this mode.

Considering there is no proof, he could just be matching us up against CPU opponents and not even bother taking us online in the first place...we'd never know the difference.
sicPOS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:35
sicPOS
I like that a cpu takes over but I still think we should at least be allowed names. A curse filter would be easy to implement so people don't abuse it and it wouldn't matter if there are duplicate names.

I just want to know if I'm actually playing someone or not.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:37
ShadowXOR
This game better allow a huge friends list because I want to actually KNOW that I'm playing real humans. Every time I would ever play this mode and win I would always wonder if I didn't just beat a CPU because the guy dropped out at the beginning since he didn't like the level that was selected...
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:39
ZekeThePlumber
@ShadowX0R: As far as we know "Spectator Mode" could be the same deal and we could be watching prerecorded matches.

This week seemed like another flop. We have roughly 6 weeks till launch and currently 23 characters. Sakurai said that he was planning on revealing all of the characters prior to launch due to the internet back in his old blog before the update dojo. So if we're getting hopefully around 30 characters, when does he plan on showing us them?
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:44
jdub28
I still wonder what happens when they dc during the match. do the people get punished, is their even a ranking system
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:45
Detry
shit bag
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:48
Aaron Mxy Yost
Well, I suppose the CPU takeover is better than having your match end early because of drop outs.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:52
ShadowXOR
jdub28: There is no ranking system.

Mxyzptlk: That's fine if we want to continue playing against the CPU but it should at least let us know that it is a CPU. As of right now it doesn't even tell you when the other drops out.
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:58
flaming burrito
boo friend codes...
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:08
Dynamic Sheep


This picture is definitely worth 1000 words.
Lithium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:13
Lithium
I better not make any plans for that day

because im going to be entering over nine thousand friend codes -_-
sicPOS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:13
sicPOS
thats just the demo select screen that was used at E3
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:17
dprime
"Considering there is no proof, he could just be matching us up against CPU opponents and not even bother taking us online in the first place...we'd never know the difference."

I have a theory that every non-personalized online game ever was actually just this.

As a Mario fan, I must therefore be pro-sexual harrasment.
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:22
dprime
Oh, I also heard Sonic changed his policy on sexual harrasment...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBi-nsKzipE
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:26
Dynamic Sheep
@ShadowXOR: "This game better allow a huge friends list"



It looks like there's a max of 64 friends allowed on your list... less than is allowed in your Wii address book. Laym.
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:31
dprime
I'll just get my huge number of rl friends who play Smash Bros. onto my list and fill the rest with people online. 64 is enough where you'll pretty much always have at least three people on, and that's what matters; but getting a variety of timezones might be a good idea. If I need to resort to adding people from Dtoid, I may end-up thankful allows little communication between users...

And no, that must be some other Internet-famous dprime.
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:31
dprime
Just kidding it was me.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:38
ZekeThePlumber
Beating up people anonymously just doesn't do it for me. I like my victims to know my name before I defeat them.

Since we can't register a person without a friendcode, what's the harm in knowing their username? Mario Kart DS at least let you register people as rivals when you played online. Gimp'd.
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:39
dprime
Only a little bit. Remember, I was once sitting in McDonalds with my friend, when I got a harassing phonecall from a member of a website I used to frequent before going back to his place where we saw hundreds of posts on a thread about me, including photoshopped pictures of myself involved with dildos and monkey genitalia. You think I'm going to be surprised of anything involving people on the Internet knowing about me?

Also, she told me in an e-mail that, if I wasn't the dprime from Dtoid, then I'm not the only dprime. This sort of thing happens to me surprisingly frequently.

It's cool to meet interesting people and I wanted an excuse to get her contact info; I told her right away online it was a lie and she didn't care. I'm thinking of getting WoW anyway and we'll play together if I do. I'm not a perv or a weirdo.

Okay, change that too "I'm not a perv."
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:40
dprime
Oh, by the way, how exactly do you know that?
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:49
dprime
That's pretty amazing. Though unfortunately that means I can't marry her and I won't get to tell people I met my wife while calling Nintendo to get my Wii repaired. Unless... *thinks of elaborate scheme to divorce you from your wife*

I was once watching CNN and saw a call-in from someone from the small Canadian town that I was in. I once had one of those "scratch three and if they're the same win that amount" things from KFC and got one that had a million three times; unfortunately, I only scratched it twice. Best of all, I once through a toy football across the room hoping for it to land in the small hole in this children's toy and got it.

I guess coincidence plauges my life. Although from my perspective, this isn't a big deal. I find several people who I talk to online remember me from Dtoid or a couple other sites.

One day maybe I'll be in league with Maddox and the chocolate rain guy...
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 02:57
dprime
No, warnerbrospirate.

God, I'm filled with terrible jokes and typos tonight. Yes, disneyninja. I actually commented that it was a good e-mail.

Soon you'll be able to tell your friends at the water cooler that your wife raids with dprime. They'll be all like "ohhh famous..." Hey! This isn't a coincidence to me! It's like if Brad Pitt talks to someone whose husband knows about him; what's it to him? Lots of people know about him. At least that's the sort of analogy I tell myself to get to sleep at night.

Well now that I'm commenting again I guess I should fix my avatar...

In the meantime, we can get some cherry chocolate rain. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 03:04
dprime
Zeke, another good question is why the hell can't all Wii games use the same f/c. If ranked matches don't let you use stock I'm going to boyott them completely.

PS can I use your avatar (not on dtoid)? It's awesome.
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 03:05
dprime
*random matches
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 03:09
dprime
Damn.

You didn't see the naked pictures, did you?
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 03:23
SourGr8pes
I think I'd rather just invite people over and play, than deal with this bullshit.
JJBro1's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 04:42
JJBro1
Is it just me or is nintendo taking steps backwards since their wifi launch? And today's update confirms that brawl's online FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 05:13
Cheeburga
Crappy updates.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 07:16
Excel-2011
All these controversial updates and people still insist on calling themselves "Brawl fans". Nothing quite entertains me like people who claim to like things that haven't even been released yet.
Vyruz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 07:29
Vyruz
you now, in my oppinion spectators should be more involved in the fight other then betting, like they can cheer for their favorite fighter or something, so they can hear they are being watched.
and for the CPU thing, you still play with human players at start and if you win it still counts as a win, they get auto-lose annyway if they quit. plus, to chek if they are human, i would continieuly dodge and do a little dance (aka. teabagging the ground) to see if they're gonna immitate me after some time, that's proof enough for them to be human.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 07:56
Excel-2011
I would never do that kind of thing, even if I were human.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 08:15
F Whipple
This is probably the worst week ever considering half of this stuff had been revealed to us in some way beforehand
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 08:30
Holyetheline
The Dtoid community needs to pull together and exchange a hell of a lot of friend codes and never speak of this hell again.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 08:34
madninja
You forgot one thing CTZ. The director told us where to unlock the characters. I was scared that we would have to do a lot to get characters.
freeman1's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 08:41
freeman1
Another thing is that you don't seem to get to choose between stock or time matches in basic Brawl. So apparently you have to play time matches when not playing against a friend. Also, it doesn't look like you have any choice of how many opponents you want to play against. It looks like it automatically connects you with 3 other people.
BA Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 09:02
BA Chieftain
Slightly back on track...

Anyone who's played Mario Kart DS on-line knows that they could be completely anonymous matches and you know you're playing against humans for a few reasons: first, the challenge level of each person is ridiculously different; second, you do get names, but that's not as big of a deal as you'd want; and third, sometimes people do random shit on MK: DS. Just off the top of my head, I once had some guy who thought it was more fun to drive the opposite way of the course, then to pick up bombs and blow himself up.

Human stupidity cannot be mirrored by computers until computers develop a sense of humor. We'll be okay people.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 09:07
Variable Gear
@ ZekeThePlumber:

"Sakurai said that he was planning on revealing all of the characters prior to launch due to the internet back in his old blog before the update dojo. So if we're getting hopefully around 30 characters, when does he plan on showing us them?"

Hopefully he takes this back, because I personally do not want to know what every character in the game is. When I unlock a hidden character I want to as surprised as I was when I discovered that Game and Watch was in Melee. Secrets can be good..

@ madninja:

"You forgot one thing CTZ. The director told us where to unlock the characters. I was scared that we would have to do a lot to get characters."

Nope. He says "You can earn most characters by playing through Adventure Mode: The Subspace Emissary." You may have to do more than that, but that's just the most basic method. Not to mention that there will probably be multiple avenues to unlock hidden characters, just like Melee.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 09:09
bbrigg1
This Pity Final Smash sounds as shitty as my ass.
If you're getting your ass kicked, you deserve to lose.
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 10:34
JonDarkwood
you guys want nintendo to get serious about online, WHAT IF THEY TOLD YOU... THEY ALREADY HAVE?!?!?!?!?!
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 11:33
Hitogoroshi
Damn wtf Nintendo. How about letting me know when I am not playing a real person.
MasterMS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 16:40
MasterMS
Ah Nintendo taking a great idea and fucking it up
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 18:10
Bob Muir
Damn. Smash Bros. Dojo updates continue to suck.
Twicky's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 18:14
Twicky
@MasterMS: Agreed.
I was really looking forward to playing online until this.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 18:40
Fading Star
Keep the news coming.
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