First off, yes, the title of this post is more or less stolen from Justice. I'm sorry, but there was nothing better I could use after reading it. Shoop Da Whoop. Anyway, this week in the Dojo has been mostly about lasers.
Monday though started off with a quick audio sample of Star Fox's stage. Tuesday is when the laser talk began with the unveiling of Pokemon, Deoxys. I do believe this will be the first time a Pokemon in the Smash series finally uses Hyper Beam as it's attack. More laser talk was had on Wednesday when Samus's Final Smash Attack was revealed. You've already seen it in action in the original trailer, so it's not too surprising that this is her Final Smash.
After Samus uses her Final Smash though, she losses her Power Suit. She's left with her little whip gun and not much else. Now what I want to know is A) Can she regain her Power Suit and B) What will Zero Suit Samus Final Smash be? Finally, today's announcement was ... odd to say the least. Lots of theories are being thrown around, but I think there's a really simple answer to it. It's just the damn opening sequence.
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Sakurai has said that in previous Smash games he was discouraged from making a story mode, as the N64 and GC had enough story based games already and not enough mindless action games. But this time, he was given the go ahead for story mode.
I'm guessing the actual opening to the game will still feature a huge montoge of the different characters running around and looking awesome. Then you'll be able to choose various modes, hopefully classic and adventure will be back, along with story mode, where I presume you'll have to play as Mario and Kirby at first, freeing other trophies and fighting new enemies.
This could in fact be the co-op mode people have been waiting for.
Could be good.
I can tell by some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shoops in my time.
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wait...
what?
Sigh, I feel I'll always be in the dark on internet fads, jokes, etc. Off to wiki I shall go. I hope we see more of that headstand in the inevitable hundred doujins.
Which sounds like a typical Nintendo acid trip.
Also, Zero Suit Samus' Final Smash? She unzips her flight suit and cups her breasts, causing all within viewing range to get a raging boner (even the other girls) and they die as a result of lack of blood to the brain (since it all goes to their genitals).
Engorged Peach clitoris for the win.