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The six best videogames to play during an earthquake photo

The crazy Los Angeles earthquake just happened and, yeah, it was really scary. I was on the top floor of a moderately tall building and I seriously had a little bit of a panic attack.

Unfortunately, I was just doing some boring work on my computer when the potential disaster occurred. Looking back, who knows what magical things could have happened had I been playing a videogame?

All of this earthly chaos got me thinking: Could the earthquake have actually improved my skills as a gamer?

Hit the jump for a list of the six best games to play during an earthquake. Is this in bad taste? Probably. But it never hurts to be prepared. And if I am going to go out, I might as well go out while kicking ass in a videogame.

6. Dance Dance Revolution (Arcade)

Why waste all that energy moving and shaking around the glowing arcade pads when you can have the Earth do the moving and shaking for you? I am pretty terrible at Dance Dance Revolution, so an earthquake could do nothing but improve my skills.

5. Wii Sports: Boxing (Wii)

Not that I want another earthquake to shake things up around here again anytime soon, but I would bet laying the Wiimote and nunchuk on the ground during an earthquake would yield the same results as a person genuinely trying their best to win at the horribly inaccurate (but still fun!) Wii Sports: Boxing.

4. Star Fox 64 (Nintendo 64)

Forget having to hold that ridiculously heavy rumble pack attachment on the back of the Nintendo 64 controller. Play during an earthquake and you get rumble all the time!

3. WarioWare: Twisted! (Game Boy Advance)

Once your house tips over and you begin to roll down the side of your hardwood floor towards certain destruction, make sure to grab your Game Boy Advance with copy of WarioWare: Twisted! With any luck, you will have beaten the game before you end up face first in your fireplace!

2. Track & Field (NES)

We all have our techniques to press the A and B buttons on the NES controller as fast as possible. Some use the sliding finger move; others (including me) use the lock arm technique. How easy would it be to just hold your fingers over the controller and let the disaster take over?! Best button pushing strategy ever! Wow, you just got a new world record in the 100 meter dash! Thanks, earthquake!

1. Quake (PC)

Epic.


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eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:23
eternalplayer2345
You could kick ass at wii fit hoola hoop
DanGale's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:25
DanGale
Good read, Chad.
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:26
aaronf
I was at a stoplight on Hyperion, and my car starting wobbling violently!
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:27
ParaParaKing
You forgot Disaster Report on the list, because that would add a lot of realism to the game.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:27
Elitechief27
A FPS topping one of chad's lists? I thought I'd never see the day..........Even though it game me a chuckle.


Seriously though, how sudden of a thought was this, or did you plan an earthquake just so you could do this list, all for that pun at the end.
slee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:34
slee
Ohhh Chad .....you!!!!! I was getting on my Wii Fit when it happened and as it does when I usually step on it it said "Uhhh Ohhh" then things got shakey....does the Wii Fit have telepathy??
joemoemino's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:37
joemoemino
My brother said he was on a hill in Fallbrook and that there were just some strong winds until his friend told him otherwise.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:38
Cowzilla3
I haven't laughed this hard at a post ina while. Chad rules!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:38
ArrestedDeveloper
Talk about good turnaround on an article.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:39
Stella Wong
XDD my brother actually was playing victorious boxers for the wii and an earthquake happened. He was like, omg I thought it was the game. Hence we say earthquakes are next gen. XD;;
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:39
Tiff
God Chad, I am so in love with you. I'll hand-feed you hootersizers anytime <3, and dip the wings in 911 sauce when there's a quake <3
DigitalD562's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:41
DigitalD562
I was walking down to the 7-11 when it happened and didn't even notice the earthquake until I saw the sign on the slurpee machine shaking. Not a big surprise considering I slept thru the Northridge quake.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:41
Wedge
Disaster Report is so awesome <3
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:45
Phantom Spaceman
you're exactly right about Wii boxing
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:46
Colette Bennett
Chad, I know I whispered it your ear after we woke up in your bed last week, but ... you're amazing.
zeph's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:46
zeph
Considering the situation today, that has to be the best title for an article I have seen in a long time! Just make sure you cast Float on yourself. No problems then!
Charedj's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:47
Charedj
Haha ahh... cheers for the laughs. Good man.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:55
Mxyzptlk
Haha, as soon as I saw the headline I was thinking of Wario Ware: Twisted. Glad to hear the earth didn't swallow you alive and drop you into the realm of the morlocks Chad!
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:58
A New Challenger
#7: Incredible Crisis.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:58
king3vbo
Freaking hilarious
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:08
Aerox
@.tiff

You mean the 9/11 sauce?
GuildMo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:09
GuildMo
Awesome.

Chad, seriously... hot.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:12
Professor Pew
Hahahaha Quake!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:15
vexed alex
I love you so much, Chad.
d0nfil0fi0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:23
d0nfil0fi0
Wow, that made me remember the time when I was in a long car trip and I had nothing else to play than Wario Ware Twisted. God, that was terrible... Every little bump shaked all the screen and it was imposible to make it.
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:26
Tiff
@Aerox You know it!
Teeko's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:48
Teeko
Too Soon.
Fogo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:16
Fogo
@Aiya
Oh hell yeah earthquakes are next-gen. Before you know it, they'll be making earthquake controllers for the consoles. Nothing beats the force feedback of the house shaking during an earthquake.

Though nothing beats the quake of '89 when I was playing Ninja Gaiden on the NES where my only concern was trying to figure out why the TV and the power went out after I beat the second stage.
Superfluous Moniker's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:19
Superfluous Moniker
Mmmmm... Quake. Still the scariest game I ever played, damn fiends.
DrNutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:27
DrNutt
When I was twelve, I actually experienced a minor earthquake whilst playing the SNES port of Wing Commander. Being the dedicated gamer that I am, I didn't actually put the game on pause until after the quake. After what sounded and felt like an airplane crashing into our backyard, I pressed 'start' and wandered into our living room, where I asked my mom, "Was that an earthquake."

It was a long time ago, but I still have fond memories of that evening.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:36
Dexter345
Chad, I love you for writing this. I mean, I loved you before, but I love you even more now.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:40
Fronz
HOW HAS KATAMARI DAMACY NOT BEEN MENTIONED YET?!?!?!
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:43
F Whipple
haha...this might be the most random article I've ever read
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:52
naia-the-gamer
Chad wins all the internets for the day. The FFIV pic made me laugh so hard.
kagai's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:57
kagai
That was pretty funny.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:39
NihonTiger90
Chad wins the prize for today.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:49
Clockwork
lol @ DDR
renison's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 22:18
renison
Damn Chad, pure comedy gold - well done.

PS. I agree Fronz, Katamari is #7 at least.
FreePablo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 00:10
FreePablo
You got scared by a 5.4? Unless you're not an Angelino... COME ON.
kadosho's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 00:49
kadosho
That is some list Chad, amusing, but honest.
DDR Earthquake RMX 2010! Coming soon
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 01:15
ace of knaves
I live near LA, and I'm vacationing in Hawaii right now. The only problem is our cabinets are all getting redone while we're away, so literally everything we own is precariously perched on tables and such.

Here's hoping nothing was obliderated!
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 01:23
Knives
Epic list chad <3 <3 <3
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 01:44
Puppy Licks
The quake reference is so damn obvious, and yet I still didn't see it coming :D

Chad is god.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 03:31
Batthink
@ FreePablo;

Different-sized earthquakes affect different-sized buildings. Being at the top-floor of a building as well would shift a lot more than on the lower ones, I would have thought.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 03:32
nebones
I'd kill myself playing Boxing
Fletcher's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 03:34
Fletcher
It either takes a lot of brains or a lot of...not brains to cash in off of an earthquake. Sham on.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 06:18
Samit Sarkar
Brilliant...and Quake was an inspired choice.
Mach's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 07:46
Mach
Wait. People used controllers to play track & field? I always used the running pad...
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 07:55
zombiekiller13
Wait. People used controllers to play track & field? I always used the running pad...

You're thinking of World Class Track Meet.
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