What's the first thing any self-respecting gamer should do when legally purchasing the latest PC game? That's right -- make everyone and everything as naked as they can possibly get. With that in mind, you'll be thrilled to know that a patch is already available to remove the censoring of certain sensitive areas in The Sims 3. Not that anybody's playing it already, right? I mean, how would you get hold of the game early?
This should be great news to anybody who hasn't heard of pornography or sex. I know you're all frantically downloading the patch while fumbling around in your sweaty Scooby Doo underpants as I speak, so I'll sign off and let you chaps get to it. You dirty, dirty, fu[censored].
[Thanks, David]
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6:30 PM on 05.30.2009
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The fact that I can name where your avatar is from is insane. I used to play that game non-stop almost every day as a kid.
So did the patchers render the private parts themselves? Otherwise, why wouldn't EA just not render theme if they didn't want this inevitable controversy. (IE make them black holes).
A demi-censored Uncensored Patch!!! Anyway this is better than no nude at all and so interesting enough. I have to install the game to my notebook to avoid my daughter who plays the censored game. Thanks mate.
Giggity
Also Jim, did you really need to censor the header image? That woman has no nipples, so it doesn't really matter.
Subtle joke was too subtle.
Jim was joking in regards to "how did this happen??" The game has been leaked for almost 3 weeks now.
Oh we are... How did they do that?
Even odder, there's a perk that means they never need the toilet. Ever.
even EVEN odder, the people trapped in my basement keep pissing themselves despite not having had a drink for weeks.
I just find the idea of them having to draw an areola and clitoris to be much work for what they really need.
well yeah but... you know what I eman, I hope
Won't SOMEBODY think of the CHIIIIILDREN and ban this sick filth?!
If this isn't mentioned by any anti videogames person, i will an N64 controller.
Giving this an AO rating is like selling computers in an adult store. How so? Just as porn is acquired from web searching, this patch is downloadable from third parties and NOT distributed by EA or Maxis. Bawing about it is like bawing about your son fapping to softcore porn on Cinemax when you bought premium channels AND let him stay up to 2 AM on Fridays.
Invest in some nanny cockblockage if the idea of people making things sexual invokes fear in your poor wittle hearts.
Its a long running community joke.
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