Growing up, birthdays and Christmases were about the only times I would ever get new games. I was always excited to play them right away, but when you're a kid, you have to at least feign courteousness and wait for everyone else to open their gifts and visit a while before holing up in your room with your Sega Genesis. At least, that's how my Christmases always worked.
Anyway, to keep myself sane through the wait, I would thoroughly go over the supplemental material that came along with the games I got. Year after year of this repeated behavior ingrained it in me to the point where I now mentally tie together memories of reading game manuals with the holiday season. Yes, as silly as it sounds, reading videogame manuals is a holiday tradition of mine.
Consequently, I can't help but think of shrinking manual sizes around this time of year. I know that they are fast becoming extinct for several good reasons: saving paper, ink, money, and utilizing in-game tutorials. And I'm all for these changes. It's just a little sad to see something you grew up with vanish completely, leaving nothing but thin, uninteresting leaflets in their wake. Interesting tutorials are too few and far between to fill the hole that's left.
Being sad around the holidays is no good, so let's just think to the glorious past for a while. Here are the seven best videogame manuals of all time... or, at least my personal favorites!

We Love Katamari
To have come around after three-page instruction booklets had long been the standard, the manual to We Love Katamari just so happens to be (in my opinion) the epitome of what a paper manual should be: full-color illustrations that take up entire pages and a sense of simplicity in its instructions that matches the game they describe oh-so-perfectly. Even "screenshots" from the game are drawn, softly weaving them amongst the rabbits and foxes rolling Katamaris in the background.
Would it be silly of me to say that this collection of paper that tells you how to play a game is a work of art? Because I totally think it is. Thinking about this manual makes me sad that paper manuals will someday not exist at all, and even more sad that the majority that are still being made do not utilize the space in better ways.
You can view this manual here.

EarthBound
Though I never personally received a brand-new copy of EarthBound, I know I would have been blown away by the manual it came with. Heck, I'd still be blown away by it. It had over a hundred pages of information to help you through the game, and was so big that the box it came in was twice the size of a normal SNES game.
And oh, what a manual it was. It gave you details on every single enemy in the game. It let you in on the little secrets you would miss otherwise. It included newspapers from all the major cities of Eagleland that detailed all the goings-on and travel brochures. Best of all, it had a sense of humor about its design and writing that brought it in line with the game itself. I imagine that it caused established fans to smile and newcomers to become enchanted with the EarthBound universe.
For even more evidence of this manual's majesty, look no further than the Mother 3 Handbook, which I do own. The folks at Starmen.net/Fangamer modeled this book almost exactly after the EarthBound Player's Guide, right down to the page layouts, tone of writing and images of clay figurines. It is the ultimate love letter to a fantastic manual (and game!).
You can view this manual here.

Pokémon Red/Blue
I can still remember the day that I got Pokémon Red. My family had taken a trip to the closest Toys R Us to get it, which was still rather far away from our little home out in the country. Not one to break tradition, I chose to pore over the manual all the way back home, even though I had brought my Game Boy along.
It was nowhere near as huge as EarthBound's pack-in guide, but that made what Nintendo managed to cram into a standard-sized Game Boy booklet all the more amazing. It took the reader all the way through to the first Gym Leader fight with Brock. It included a map of Kanto, an element chart, and tips out the wazoo. This manual did a great job of easing a newcomer like myself into the world of Pokémon, but even more importantly, it got me pumped to collect all 150 critters.
In the very back of the manual was a bestiary; any Pokémon mentioned throughout the guide (which were things like Pidgeys and Ratatas) had their pictures and names filled in, but the majority were just blank squares. The thing was not really practical for use, as it wasn't a simple checklist you could just mark off as you progressed. It may have worked with Pokémon stickers, but none were included! That's why I'm convinced that part of the manual was included only as a tease, and boy did it ever work. I ended up getting Blue not long afterward, just to mentally fill in every last box.
You can view this manual here.

Super Mario Bros. 3
Lots of games released during the 8-bit era came with really great manuals. It wasn't uncommon for them to be loaded with original artwork, seeing as how the era's graphics left a lot to the imagination. The first one to come to mind for me is Super Mario Bros. 3, likely because it was one of the first game manuals I ever remember reading. I'm using the word "reading" quite loosely, as I was quite a bit more interested in the pictures at the time.
The thing was pretty much a My First Videogame picture book. Every move was marked on its own little mock-up of the NES controller, and above them were pictures of Mario doing the move. Considering that this was the first platformer I ever played (yes, even before the original Mario Bros.), these diagrams really helped three-year-old me to understand the relationship between the player's input and the character on the screen. All the years before, I thought videogames were just another television show that used a strange cable box and remote.
You can view this manual here.

StarTropics
One of the more infamous "manuals" in gaming history came from StarTropics in the form of a seemingly innocent letter written by the main character's uncle. It initially seems like the usual distant family stuff about how much he misses you and can't wait to see you on your coming vacation to C-Island, and blah blah blah. Of course, once you start the game and get to C-Island, you end up having to save your good old uncle from aliens.
Much further on in the game, you receive instructions to dip a letter in water to find a secret code. The game doesn't specify which letter you're meant to dip, and most people tended to look through their in-game inventories first. Only those lucky enough to have the full StarTropics package would be able to pass this part, as the letter in question was the physical copy of Uncle Steve's letter included in the game package. Upon being dipped in water, the letter would reveal a secret code to the player.
It was a very cool idea (so cool that it was featured in a Memory Card!), but the best thing about it was that it displayed what I think of as a lost art in manuals these days -- in-character writing. I have always enjoyed it when NPCs speak directly to you, instead of to you through your character, and manuals used to do that sort of thing all the time. Another great example that comes to mind is the Donkey Kong 64 manual, which was entirely written in Cranky Kong's voice. No one does that anymore.
You can view this manual here.

Metal Gear Solid 2, 3 and 4
Starting with the second game, the MGS series has had very clever (and eye-pleasing) action comics placed within the pages of their manuals. The art styles have changed with each iteration, but the execution is always the same. They all follow the adventures of Snake as he learns the basics of the game, usually being told to him by Otacon via codec.
The games share a lot in common with action comics, from their crazy plots to their emphasis on grand and action-packed scenes. In a weird way, the comic-style manuals almost served as a precursor to how the franchise would later be handled; full comic versions of MGS1 and 2 have since been made, and games like Portable Ops and Peace Walker have even slowly turned into moving, (mostly) playable graphic novels through Ashley Wood's artwork.
Since the series kept the tradition up through the latest installment, perhaps we'll continue to see these in future Metal Gear game manuals.
You can view these manuals here, here and here.

Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Admittedly, there is nothing that special about Sonic 3's manual. It was pretty standard, with a small background story snippet, control explanations, a rundown of each level and images of all the robotic enemies the player would encounter. Regardless, I had to say a little something about it because of what it means to me personally.
This is the one that I have the most vivid Christmas memories of. Years spent playing nothing but Sonic 2 had primed me for the day. I ripped open the paper and flipped open the book inside so that I could gobble down every bit of information about the next game in my (then) favorite series. Before I saw Angel Island and met Knuckles in the game, I read about them in the manual. Later, when I had trouble finishing the game, I read again about the levels I couldn't reach. It captivated me, and though I never got past Carnival Night, seeing those pictures of IceCap, Launch Base and all the enemies I had yet to encounter drove me to at least keep trying.
This little booklet also managed to leave with me a good amount of useless trivia; for example, I bet I'm the only person here who knows that Knuckles' favorite food is grapes. I have the Sonic 3 manual to thank for that.
You can view this manual here.

A note about notes
A long-running joke among gamers concerns the uselessness of notes sections. Pretty much every manual had one, yet no one I know has ever used 'em. Someone out there must, however, because it seems that every secondhand game I buy includes a manual with the notes section filled by a stranger's scribblings.
A used note section can be an interesting little insight to a stranger's gaming habits. I've gotten notes as simple as copied passwords and as complicated as huge drawn maps and graphs. The image above came from my booklet for Dark Wizard; whoever owned it first filled up not only the notes pages, but around five slips of paper they tucked into the manual. I love reading these things to the point that it makes me wish I had used all those blank pages for something.
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Now that I've shared my favorites, how about you? Do you have any favorite game manuals or fond memories of them to share?
At any rate, have a great holiday season, and be sure to take a little time to remember these things before they are gone. Also, a big thank-you to services like replacementdocs that will serve to help keep these memories alive much longer.
And I'm loving the Christmas'd avatar.
Because they can.
Also, i knew that knuckles favorite food was grapes. I too read the manual.
I also remember really loving the Halo 2 manual back in the day. All the dialog and backstory they included was really neat I thought and helped introduce the Arbiter as a more relatable character.
AAAARRRGGGG!!! I'm in the middle of writing my own game manual post! THIEF!
JK: Great article. I'll just come up with something else.
I also remember beggin my mam to get me the guide book advertised at the end... think I might still have it somewhere...
Okay, so gramatical sense aside, this is part of the reason I love the world of gaming so much. All the old NES Mario manuals were brilliant. I used to read (look) through the back pages where it showed the sprites of every enemy all the time. And all the old Donkey Kong Country ones had snippets of Cranky's voice between their pages. I really like that personal touch developers used to give in the manuals; perfect for long car journeys to get your mind psyched up for the awesomeness that is to come!
I hate buying second hand games and getting nothing but a disc in the box. Recently I traded in a manualless copy of Jak 2 so I could get another with it (having a half empty box on my shelf had been bugging me for ages), while at the same time buying Ratchet 3. Guess what was unfortunately not in the box when I got it?
Not only did it fill you in with tidbits of information to flesh out the world, it did so with poetry and writing that was very scriptural in tone. I have gone back to the manual for a look back more than a time or two... which is more often than I've looked back at the game itself.
Man, I'm so cool.
@Snir Hassidim: I hear so much about how flight sims in general were really good about having extremely interesting and detailed manuals! I wish I played more PC games back then.
@KensterFox: Oh man, I gotta track down a boxed copy of D2. I got mine secondhand, disc only. But that manual sounds amazing!
@everyone: Thanks for reading, and for sharing your thoughts! I need to try to find every manual mentioned here. Easier said than done, but..
Whenever I opened up a friend's copy of MW2 and felt the manual, I was totally dumbfounded. Growing up on detailed manuals and not investing in many console games as of late, it really got me down that something that barely explained controls could even go into production. Like you said, it really is a lost art.
I LOVE openeing a new game and looking through the manual and reading it it's something I've always done and always will do and I do not know why.
Do you know the WORST manual I have EVER read was?
Call of Duty:MW 2
Shit had like 4 pages that looked photocopied and it didn't explain ANYTHING besides conrtols.....lame, lame, lame!!!
SimCity 2000
Urban Renewal Kit
It was 64+ pages! It was basically a novel you can read in the toilet. It was unique in the sense that it was not an instruction booklet per se, but a diary of a space captain describing how to play the game, and describing things you will find during the journey...which ends in a sad fate for the captain (its assumed he's about to die during a space battle), that's why he's writing an instruction/memior.
great article, Ashley.
Thanks for the article bringing back this memory.
i also like the diablo manuals
What sucks is that sometimes we in Europe get retarded black and white ones when the US gets nice full color ones. Resistance 2 for instance. Stupid.
- "You may not comment on any internet forums about the game until you have beaten the directors cut" Also,
- "Your highly advanced AMS training allows you to heal fatal wounds by shooting medical supplies from a distance"
- "Backwater towns are known for the large amounts of unsecured munitions lying around"
You can read it here; it's hilarious. I especially like the jabs they take at notes pages and "this page intentionally left blank".
Definitely one of the most impressive manuals I've owned.