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The Serious Sam 3: BFE helpline for f*cking pussies!


10:00 AM on 09.02.2011



Croteam cares about you, and wants everybody to have fun with Serious Sam 3: BFE. In the spirit of open-mindedness, it has employed Rich Knuckles as a caring helpline operative, aiding the new generation of FPS gamers as they acclimatize to Serious Sam's old school sensibilities. 

It's quite an amusing little video, especially for those who don't like the way modern shooters have gone and want some old school violence in their games. Man, I sure could go for some of that right now.








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12:30 PM on 10.12.2012
Rich Knuckles announces Serious Sam 3: BFE coming to XBLA

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