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I was going to do the standard Ten Minute Taste thing for The Saboteur, but then I figured you guys deserved something a little sexier than that. Instead, have a saucy little slice of something we talked about earlier today -- The Saboteur's "Midnight Show" DLC. Be warned that the video is very much NSFW.

Those who buy The Saboteur brand new get this little thank-you from Pandemic. You can choose to view a naughty dance from one of three lovely ladies, or you can choose the full monty and have all three girls at once. We naturally went for the trois option, and have recorded it for your own sordid amusement.

It's worth noting how the nudity in The Saboteur is not as creepy as it usually is in videogames. There's something quite classy about it, which makes it altogether sexier. The women are fairly well proportioned and realistic, and while it's clearly sex for sex's sake, it still manages to look more mature and less cheesy than most games that claim to have important, intelligent sexual content. Dragon Age, I'm looking at you!

The Saboteur is out next week in North America, and will hit the UK tomorrow. Be on the lookout for our review, which will go up before the game's American release.








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Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:43
Jon B
Nope, I still found it creepy as hell.

That said, Bayonetta is hot and her proportions are wildly overexaggerated. I don't know, I'm just strange.
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:44
matty125
When are you gonna get nekkid and dance around a chair, Jim?
BrandonUndead's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:44
BrandonUndead
Super hot. Wish shows like that went on around here.

No age gate? I'm only 3!
AngryJoeShow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:46
AngryJoeShow
Wow, your right that was pretty well done for a video game. But I fail to see why you call out Dragon Age and not this. Here you have girls dancing in a club with no connection to the girls, in DA you develop a mutual relationship. Explain.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:47
Jim Sterling
The age gate should be present and correct now.
Rareform's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:47
Rareform
Creepy.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:48
AgentMOO
Hah, I just find it funny that they must have had a team of people motion capturing for that scene tightening up the graphics.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:48
Jim Sterling
AngryJoeShow: I think this particular footage is just so much less pretentious than Dragon Age. The relationships in Dragon Age really aren't very believable or meaningful to begin with, and the lame, cheesy, Enya-esque "sex scene" that follows feels forced, unnatural, silly and anticlimactic.

At least The Saboteur doesn't pretend to be more than what it is -- naked ladies dancing for your own amusement.
AngryJoeShow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:49
AngryJoeShow
If your talking Quality of Sexual content and actual nakedness then obviously Saboteur > Dragon Age. But this is more Important and Intelligent?
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:50
Naim Master
Now, if only EA Store didn't suck so much, I could use my 15 15% discount coupons...
Masharu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:51
Masharu
It was okay until Al Roker showed up in an ad talking about markers.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:52
Naim Master
Joe, I think he means the super marketed "sex" in DA, if you didn't find that slightly embarrassing, there's something wrong with you.
myaimistrue's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:52
myaimistrue
I got hold of the Game this monday and adter playing a couple hours i highl recommend checking it out. If you have any Love in your heart for mafia (pc-version, of course), classy nudity and blowing shit up. The developers last Game sadly became Theor best.. (yeah, i went there.)
AngryJoeShow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:52
AngryJoeShow
Jim Sterling: Well made point, but for me, I didnt find it that cheesy. Oh and I actually liked that Lelianna Song one of the more memorable music moments in gaming. Paw did a video on just that moment here: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/paw/full-circle/13918-ep020

But Yea Ultimately your right in that for Sexualness Saboteur > Dragon Age.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:53
Syn
Video failing to load v.v
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:54
Sentry
Huh.
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:54
HEL105
Less cheesy than most games with boobies? Yes. More mature? That's like saying Skittles are more nutritious than M&M's.
AngryJoeShow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:55
AngryJoeShow
Naim Master: Yea I see his point now, If your going to PIMP SAX!!!, you had BETTER G.D. Deliver Hot SAX! Clothed romping? Gimme-a-break! Disappointin'
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:55
Syn
Bah! I gotta watch it in IE!? That's nonsense.
Frohike's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:56
Frohike
Stiff. The boobs, the animation, and the choreography, that is.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:57
nebones
Would slot the one in the middle.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:00
Mr Andy Dixon
As long as the gameplay is better than Mercs 2 I'll at least give this a rent. Titties are fun.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:00
Syn
Then it gives me a stationary advert that I gotta sit through after the initial video advert, wtf!?

Complaints out of the way, it was pleasant to watch, which means it fulfilled it's purpose.
Arkhon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:02
Arkhon
Wow those are great animations. Is it weird that I was looking at the hair and joints to see how good the collision detection was? Because most of the time something like hair going through someone's shoulder or thighs and calves overlapping really ruins it.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:03
AgentMOO
I think it's a maturation point for gaming to get past the taboo of nudity, as a form of storytelling how can it really be honest if it can't approach sex the same way Books, Movies, Music, and Cable TV can? Take a look at True Blood for an example, it is over the top with nudity, but it sells the story in terms of describing the sexual nature of the characters.
Gangles's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:06
Gangles
Isn't this game set in France? Couldn't they have picked a sexy French song? >.>
Lunacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:15
Lunacy
Gotta love boob physics. Score one for technology!
reipuerto's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:15
reipuerto
Lmaooooo! I gotta say, is that a loop hole that you can pass?? Like, release a T game and DLC makes it NC17?!??!?

:) I would like to know!
NuDimon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:16
NuDimon
That's some real nice code right there. :D
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:18
RAB
Those girls are nasty as fuck.
worm jerky's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:35
worm jerky
French girls have hairy armpits. I hear.
beardenvier's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:42
beardenvier
mocap ftw, but they need to step up on the boob jiggle like by a lot.
Maeloch's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:47
Maeloch
I am looking forward to this game, and not just for the nudity. I am glad that this is in this game.

The laughable way that American culture (and I am a U.S. citizen) treats nudity. I found the "romance" scenes in DA:O jaring when Morrigan is more sexy in her normal clothing than her granny panties. It looks absurd when people should be naked, and they are not.

Maybe someday the U.S. will realize that violence is more offensive than sex, and we adults should have access to both in our entertainment.
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:55
Ganjookie
hubba hubba
OverlordZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 18:57
OverlordZombie
*fap fap fap*
mabman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 19:02
mabman
idk what's worse, the programmers actually spending time on this or that there is definitely not enough jiggle
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 19:06
ace of knaves
Not a fan of the one on the right.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 19:10
Gyrael
That was weird.

The animations were pretty damn good.
Trekka's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 19:13
Trekka
I can't fap to this
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 19:22
hpv
Nice mo-cap, but needs more jiggle. They should have brought in Itagaki to oversee some tweaks to their "physics" engine.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 19:32
Sexualchocolate
I like it. Question is, do I drop my purchase plans and pick this up tomorrow! Need your review Jimbo!
StingingVelvet's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 19:33
StingingVelvet
That's actually oddly hot. First time I can ever say that about polyons.

It's just so... classy.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 19:36
pedrovay2003
Yup, there was absolutely no jiggle in there.
ninjalegend's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 19:48
ninjalegend
"It's worth noting how the nudity in The Saboteur is not as creepy as it usually is in videogames. There's something quite classy about it, which makes it altogether sexier. The women are fairly well proportioned and realistic, and while it's clearly sex for sex's sake, it still manages to look more mature and less cheesy than most games that claim to have important, intelligent sexual content."

Agreed.
xavimims's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 19:52
xavimims
rolling rolling rolling rolling
bunnymud's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 20:10
bunnymud
No jiggle no interest
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 20:12
Infinitys End
People have already mentioned the no jiggle, however I'm way more concerned about the complete lack of facial expression on the models. It was all mocapped so they did very little as far as hand-animating the girls. But they could have least give them a smile or some kind of facial expression on the closeup parts.

People mention being "creeped out" and it's usually because of them not blinking or having no facial movement. That's when the uncanny valley REALLY kicks in.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 20:22
wanderingpixel
That's really good animation. Also, boobs. I wonder when we will get a game brave enough to show us a vagina? Then again, most movies don't do that either.
Davedude's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 20:25
Davedude
I like the song a lot
zanthox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 20:35
zanthox
I didn't think it as as creepy as most games... But they are show girls... how in the world is it classy? Dragon Age might be rather cheesy but it is more classy than tit bouncing show girls.
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