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The PSP from erotic Hell

7:11 AM on 06.27.2008   |   Jim Sterling

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MY EYES! This Hellish PSP was created by a madman in Akihabara to promote the PC ero-game Dokodemo suki shite itsudemo suki shite, notable because it has the word "shite" in it twice. Why a PSP is being used to promote a PC game, I do not know, but MY EYES!

If you've ever wanted to start your morning with an optic assault of pink and underage girl doodles, then Destructoid has you covered. At least until the lads from Japanator wake up.

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Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 07:16
Rifter01
Bright PSP display case is bright!
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 07:28
MatCD
"notable because it has the word "shite" in it twice."

Shite, commanding form of the word Shimasu which translates to "Do".

So,
Do it... Do it.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 07:38
Maurice Tan
I just saw this and cried a little inside when I saw the kotaku comments. Thanks for fixing that, Jim.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 07:42
Rifter01
Also, I just noticed that there are red, shiny speakers on each side of the psp. Y'know it's got to be screaming loud. Well done store display mgr., I can just imagine what's playing over it... maybe even moans and groans.. eww .. or DO IT.. LOL!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 07:44
Takeshi
Gimme gimme gimme!!







Because I will never BUY that piece of pink crap.
Charedj's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 07:45
Charedj
Only in Japan would shite mean do...
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 07:49
Brad Rice
"You can love whenever and wherever you want."

suki shite has a kind of weird sentiment about it. You can use "suru" for 'to make/force' when you use it with an adjective or adjectival noun.

So, "love" is more like "rapefest." But that's my own interpretation, and is probably slightly skewed.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 07:54
Topher Cantler
You love it, Sterling. You know you love it.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 08:00
loki d20
Not with a ten foot pole...

P.S. When did the bottom of Destructoid turn into joystiq? :p
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 08:11
Timmeh
Not only does it have the word shite twice, but you seem to have missed that it also is preceeded by suki. I don't know what it means but I know what it sounds like.

no sucky shite for me thanks.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 08:32
Toneman
Erotic hell? More like erotic heaven. YOWZA!
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 09:04
Brad Rice
Glad to see that no one reads my translation of the line, followed by the explanation.

Ignore the man who speaks Japanese. He's just rambling.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 09:17
ParaParaKing
It's because you can stick that PSP into certain places.
Nice, now I feel really dirty for thinking something like that.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 09:53
Neonie
My weakness for teal haired girls..setting in...cannot resist...
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 10:00
Dale North
Oh, Jim. Someday I'll take you to Akiba
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 10:18
bhive01
I do it.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 10:36
king3vbo
RAPEGAME? YAY!!
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 10:49
GohanGVO
why god why
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 11:52
atheistium
..I... I want it.. so bad :s
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 13:44
braulio09
LOL @ Dick

I read the rapefest comment but didn't make much of it.

Also, I like how the down button is on the girl's butt and legs and the triangle button is on the other girl's boobs.

p.s. i hate you for making me visit kotaku.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 15:26
kawitchate
do... want?
GOLD5's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 17:25
GOLD5
Man, that would be SO useful for the subway.. Especially for businessmen.. At least people would probably think that you stole it from your own ten year old instead of that you are a weird pedo..
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