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Look I drink...

but I know a good deal when I see one. 28.8 kbps modem! CDs in 1080P! What else do you need to know? Buy a PS3 1337 now before they run out. This is not a complete lie but for real. If you believe me, I also have naked pictures of the Loch Ness Monster for sale. The sad part is, YouTube is filled with idiots asking mommy for the credit card right now.

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mmorris's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 14:42
mmorris
brilliant
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 14:44
Jordan Devore
"And if you live in Europe, fuck you! You'll have to wait."

Hahaha
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 14:49
Usedtabe
That was hilarious. MOAR PLEASE!!!!

P.S.
How long til NateDizzle comes in here and calls everyone a fucktard for knocking on the PSTriple.
blu3steel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 14:51
blu3steel
Where'd my face go?
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 14:53
brad drac
CARPAL TUNNEL!

Funny shit. I don't know why everyone's always ragging on G4. I've never seen it on TV, but most of the clips put up here are pretty good.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 15:14
wario67
brad drac,
thats because people only put up the good clips out of the many stupid and boring ones :P
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 15:29
Gameboi
And just when I thought I was destined to wait on purchasing a PS3 for a couple of years, you drop this in my lap.

Does it play Phantom games by any chance?
ghnvt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 15:36
ghnvt
The sad part is, its true...
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 15:48
atheistium
YES! PURE DIRTY!
rbrooks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 16:10
rbrooks
haha SO HOT!
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 16:38
CypherVR
LULZ!
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 16:51
brainderailment
well, i'm not sure if it is supposed to be hate on sony (knowing g4 I'm sure it is) or M$ for offering a slightly better console that doesn't give us exactly what we want ie. wifi hddvd. Whatever, G4 is half-inbred anyway. Seems like an upset M$ fanboy who wants all of the features they paid for.
spedmyster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 17:22
spedmyster
wait, you drink?
frosty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 17:30
frosty
man i'm gonna have to get 9 of those
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 18:10
infinity
3000 US DOLLARS 3000 US DOLLARS 3000 US DOLLARS
BlackDove's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 18:12
BlackDove
That only works with 599 US Dollars.
Nocturnal XVIII's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 18:44
Nocturnal XVIII
Oh NO! Where'd his face go?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 19:05
Mxyzptlk
They had me at the time traveling picture.
Angry Irish's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 23:36
Angry Irish
It tried too hard to be funny. I'm sorry, but it could have made the clip shorter and still as funny. Should have used a lower price (I know $2000 was used to push the "PS3 IS SO HARDCORE EXPENSIVE" fact we all know and should be over). And it didn't need the "time traveling pictures" joke. I love it when writers try to hard. That's either the case or they didn't really give much effort at all.

I give G4 a D+.
thelegendarydurden's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 23:54
thelegendarydurden
lolz teh pstripple pwnz all sony sent me 3 of these bad muther fuckers last year its better than my xbox 720 jk
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2007 00:06
Necros
SHUT UP!
bigbro2004's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2007 01:10
bigbro2004
No matter what way any of this goes, X360s break down too much for what they cost, PS3s just cost too much, like we already know, and WIIs sadly are our best hope, haha.

Consoles are too much for what they are, games (with the help of xbox live marketplace) are too much for what they are, apartments are too much for what they are, school is too much for what it is...

Taking a girl out enough times to get laid cost too much for what it gets you. Life is expensive as a whole for what it is, just take up rape up the butt, turn your head and cough, brush it off, and do it all over again.
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