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The PS3 Elite is coming!
2:42 PM on 05.05.2007, Ron NSFWorkman 26 comments

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Look I drink...

but I know a good deal when I see one. 28.8 kbps modem! CDs in 1080P! What else do you need to know? Buy a PS3 1337 now before they run out. This is not a complete lie but for real. If you believe me, I also have naked pictures of the Loch Ness Monster for sale. The sad part is, YouTube is filled with idiots asking mommy for the credit card right now.

[Thanks Gawtie]


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Usedtabe's Avatar
Usedtabe at 05/05/2007 14:49
That was hilarious. MOAR PLEASE!!!!

P.S.
How long til NateDizzle comes in here and calls everyone a fucktard for knocking on the PSTriple.
blu3steel's Avatar
blu3steel at 05/05/2007 14:51
Where'd my face go?
brad drac's Avatar
brad drac at 05/05/2007 14:53
CARPAL TUNNEL!

Funny shit. I don't know why everyone's always ragging on G4. I've never seen it on TV, but most of the clips put up here are pretty good.
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wario67 at 05/05/2007 15:14
brad drac,
thats because people only put up the good clips out of the many stupid and boring ones :P
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 05/05/2007 15:29
And just when I thought I was destined to wait on purchasing a PS3 for a couple of years, you drop this in my lap.

Does it play Phantom games by any chance?
ghnvt's Avatar
ghnvt at 05/05/2007 15:36
The sad part is, its true...
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 05/05/2007 15:48
YES! PURE DIRTY!
rbrooks's Avatar
rbrooks at 05/05/2007 16:10
haha SO HOT!
CypherVR's Avatar
CypherVR at 05/05/2007 16:38
LULZ!
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brainderailment at 05/05/2007 16:51
well, i'm not sure if it is supposed to be hate on sony (knowing g4 I'm sure it is) or M$ for offering a slightly better console that doesn't give us exactly what we want ie. wifi hddvd. Whatever, G4 is half-inbred anyway. Seems like an upset M$ fanboy who wants all of the features they paid for.
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spedmyster at 05/05/2007 17:22
wait, you drink?
frosty's Avatar
frosty at 05/05/2007 17:30
man i'm gonna have to get 9 of those
infinity's Avatar
infinity at 05/05/2007 18:10
3000 US DOLLARS 3000 US DOLLARS 3000 US DOLLARS
BlackDove's Avatar
BlackDove at 05/05/2007 18:12
That only works with 599 US Dollars.
Nocturnal XVIII's Avatar
Nocturnal XVIII at 05/05/2007 18:44
Oh NO! Where'd his face go?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 05/05/2007 19:05
They had me at the time traveling picture.
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Angry Irish at 05/05/2007 23:36
It tried too hard to be funny. I'm sorry, but it could have made the clip shorter and still as funny. Should have used a lower price (I know $2000 was used to push the "PS3 IS SO HARDCORE EXPENSIVE" fact we all know and should be over). And it didn't need the "time traveling pictures" joke. I love it when writers try to hard. That's either the case or they didn't really give much effort at all.

I give G4 a D+.
thelegendarydurden's Avatar
thelegendarydurden at 05/05/2007 23:54
lolz teh pstripple pwnz all sony sent me 3 of these bad muther fuckers last year its better than my xbox 720 jk
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 05/06/2007 00:06
SHUT UP!
bigbro2004's Avatar
bigbro2004 at 05/06/2007 01:10
No matter what way any of this goes, X360s break down too much for what they cost, PS3s just cost too much, like we already know, and WIIs sadly are our best hope, haha.

Consoles are too much for what they are, games (with the help of xbox live marketplace) are too much for what they are, apartments are too much for what they are, school is too much for what it is...

Taking a girl out enough times to get laid cost too much for what it gets you. Life is expensive as a whole for what it is, just take up rape up the butt, turn your head and cough, brush it off, and do it all over again.
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